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Postby Rodimus_Lantern » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:48 pm

Anime_Fangirl wrote:
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:
Godzilla wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Godzilla wrote:
Shadowman wrote:Hail me, for I am a Prophet!

In 2004, upon the announcement of the movie, I declared that, close to the release the movie, a swarm of n00bs would arrive, with varying levels of knowledge on Transformers.

I was right.

So I command you, as the Prophet of Seibertron, to build a temple in my name! Do so, before I prophesize a can of whoop-ass on you!


Not funny, informative, or in any way entertaining. Score: F-


"In Five Minutes, A Can Of Whoop-Ass Will Be Opened On You."

That's what you get.


What exactly is a 'Can of Whoop-Ass'. It sounds like the product of the fertile imagination of a psychotic inbred.

Similar to Spam but has a fuller flavor.

It's got kind of a kick to it, even.

Not a sissy kick though kinda like a kick with steel toed boots.
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Postby Shin Getter Robo » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:51 pm

You're all **** mental.
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Postby Jeep? » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:52 pm

George Forman?
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Postby Shin Getter Robo » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:54 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:George Forman?


Can you cook the contents of a can of whoop-ass on a health grill?
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Postby Jeep? » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:54 pm

Godzilla wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:George Forman?


Can you cook the contents of a can of whoop-ass on a health grill?


Oh yeah. Got to be a lean, mean fighting machine to win.
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Postby Rodimus_Lantern » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:59 pm

Orangutan Titties?
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Postby Jeep? » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:00 pm

Too floppy.
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Postby Rodimus_Lantern » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:00 pm

I agree but I thought we were talking about George Foreman.
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Postby Jeep? » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:02 pm

I can has cheezburger?
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Postby The Happy Locust » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:12 pm

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:
Anime_Fangirl wrote:
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:
Godzilla wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Godzilla wrote:
Shadowman wrote:Hail me, for I am a Prophet!

In 2004, upon the announcement of the movie, I declared that, close to the release the movie, a swarm of n00bs would arrive, with varying levels of knowledge on Transformers.

I was right.

So I command you, as the Prophet of Seibertron, to build a temple in my name! Do so, before I prophesize a can of whoop-ass on you!


Not funny, informative, or in any way entertaining. Score: F-


"In Five Minutes, A Can Of Whoop-Ass Will Be Opened On You."

That's what you get.


What exactly is a 'Can of Whoop-Ass'. It sounds like the product of the fertile imagination of a psychotic inbred.

Similar to Spam but has a fuller flavor.

It's got kind of a kick to it, even.

Not a sissy kick though kinda like a kick with steel toed boots.


Not to be mistaken for a can of whooped-ass, which has a taste and texture somewhere between ground beef and menudo.
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Postby Jeep? » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:15 pm

Wasn't Menudo that boy band?
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Postby Rodimus_Lantern » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:17 pm

Exactly
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Postby Jeep? » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:20 pm

Oooh, hispanic boys...
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Postby Rodimus_Lantern » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:21 pm

... and Ricky Martin.
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Postby Jeep? » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:26 pm

Ewww.
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Postby Rodimus_Lantern » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:28 pm

Ewww indeed.
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Postby D-340 » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:28 pm

Shadowman wrote:Hail me, for I am a Prophet!

In 2004, upon the announcement of the movie, I declared that, close to the release the movie, a swarm of n00bs would arrive, with varying levels of knowledge on Transformers.

I was right.

So I command you, as the Prophet of Seibertron, to build a temple in my name! Do so, before I prophesize a can of whoop-ass on you!


I was there for that. But no temple building, I'm too lazy.
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Postby The Happy Locust » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:36 pm

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
D-340 wrote:
Shadowman wrote:Hail me, for I am a Prophet!

In 2004, upon the announcement of the movie, I declared that, close to the release the movie, a swarm of n00bs would arrive, with varying levels of knowledge on Transformers.

I was right.

So I command you, as the Prophet of Seibertron, to build a temple in my name! Do so, before I prophesize a can of whoop-ass on you!


I was there for that. But no temple building, I'm too lazy.


I have prepared for just such an occasion.

*Locust walks out of sight and we hear an immense flushing sound. Locust returns, grabs a gigantic magnifying glass,and leaves again.*

2 HOURS LATER!.

*Locust returns dragging what appears to a completely Mud-brick temple*

Not quite mud...
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Postby D-340 » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:57 pm

The Grim Locust wrote:
D-340 wrote:
Shadowman wrote:Hail me, for I am a Prophet!

In 2004, upon the announcement of the movie, I declared that, close to the release the movie, a swarm of n00bs would arrive, with varying levels of knowledge on Transformers.

I was right.

So I command you, as the Prophet of Seibertron, to build a temple in my name! Do so, before I prophesize a can of whoop-ass on you!


I was there for that. But no temple building, I'm too lazy.


I have prepared for just such an occasion.

*Locust walks out of sight and we hear an immense flushing sound. Locust returns, grabs a gigantic magnifying glass,and leaves again.*

2 HOURS LATER!.

*Locust returns dragging what appears to a completely Mud-brick temple*

Not quite mud...


2 Hours :shock: That's gotta be some smelly assed mud.
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