The Energon Pub

Because the Hub executives are watching you pee yourself with excitement and are amused by it.

What brand are Starscream's heels?

Gucci, gal!

Are there too many Optimus Primes?

Nope.

What if Bumblebee got the matrix?

then hasbro would release another 30'000 redecos, each with a slighter shade of blue then the one before

how the hell do helicopter bots fly in space

They eat a lot of helium.

Should Barricade eat pie?

Pie? I like pie.

What would a Transformer pie taste of?

Motor oil with a hint of blood that I did not spill.

Why did Cliffjumper have to die?

It wasn't Cliffjumper who died.
It was Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.
He asked for it.

Who's the most Yoda-like Transformer?

Unicron.

Shockwave is truly outrageous, right?

I dunno 'bout that, but he's flashing that purple like craaaaazy.

Is Shockblast a Shockwave-groupie?

You are being illogical.

Magnaboss.. what happened there?

Anything with the prefix 'shock-' is. Shock absorbers, Shockblast, Shocker, all that ****.

Will Shockblast ever get a life?

When he get ShockBlasted.

What is life for transformers?

If I told you, I'd have to extinguish your spark.

Do you think Megatron has a poetic side?

"Where would you be without me, Prime? You bet he does.

If Rodimus Prime ever sang 'The Touch,' would the the Earth explode?

Only if he did the ..."rap" version, from 2007.

Why did Stan Bush allow that version?

Because Stan Bush is Unicron in disguise, and hopes to destroy music for everyone.

Is MechTech a failure?

No

Why does japan suck at making Transformer series

It's classified.

So... Getting back to ol' Magnaboss there... Is the native-American design-angle racist or empowering?

It's ..complicated.

Why don't any of the Beast Wars characters have issues transforming?
I'm sure that at least One tail would get in the way!

Well, all I can say is that if I would be Optimus Primal, I'd tell my crew not to scan the whole damn animal. Just the usefull bits.

So how did Megatron come up with a dragon mode anyways? I mean, those things weren't thought up by humans yet. So... Megatron invented dragons?

No, his sister is a dragon.

What...MEGATRON GOT A SISTER?

Only half-sister. They don't talk much, family issues.

Could you disguise a robot with a fake moustache?

Yep.

Proof you ask?

Well then, ask yourself... Out of whom was G1 Scourge made?

I'll accept pictures of your exploded brainmeats.

There's your exploded brainmeats.

Would Megan Fox ever love that?