The Energon Pub

by **prowl123** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:04 pm

42.

Why is 42 the answer to every other question in this game?

by **USDA Prime** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:20 pm

Because keeps thinking about math. You see a transformers question, they see "What's 7 X 6? What's 32 + 10?". YEAH! ARITHMATIC!!!!! :BOOM:

How much Berilium Bologna can you put in a Berilium Barrel?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:27 pm

It works better with Cesium Salami.

A Transformer pizza. What would you call it?

by **prowl123** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:50 pm

Pizzacon.

Why does Shockwave have to be so...Shockwave?

by **USDA Prime** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:53 am

Because the Wizard of Oz wouldn't give him a face or a hand.

We all saw Arcee drag Windcharger's dead body in the original movie, but how exactly did Windcharger die?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:45 pm

There was an issue with some peanuts, lubricant and a test-tube, his death really wasn't all that Decepticon-related. I mean, if it would have been, Windcharger would have been WAY better off.

Shockwave... Where did I put Awewave?

by **prowl123** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 8:03 am

SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD! SHOTT HIM IN THE HEAD!

WIll Unicron ever stop eating planets?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 8:06 am

No.

Would you?

by **prowl123** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 8:26 am

Are you kidding me? They taste like chicken!

Armada Sideswipe...

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 8:39 am

...is the fifth horseman, the one who foreshadowed Energon weapons.

Does anyone else think Jolt looks like he's running on crack?

News Credits: 15 · by **PrymeStriker** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 9:26 am

Nah...
He's just on weed

But Skids does. Anyone notice that?

by **prowl123** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 9:57 am

I bet Skids did.

Are Kreons cute?

by **USDA Prime** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:36 pm

Yeah, Playmobile called. They want their design back.

Where did the Protectobots come from in the cartoon?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:36 am

The uterus of a healthplan.

Who is the dirtiest fembot?

by **prowl123** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:06 am

Starscream.

Who is the dirtiest non-fembot?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:18 am

Wreck-Gar.

Who's the dirtiest Quintesson?

by **prowl123** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:45 am

The one on the left.

Who is the dirtiest Decepticon?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:47 pm

LEGION AND YOU KNOW IT.

Who's the dirtiest Kiss-player? (Can o' worms)

by **prowl123** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:55 pm

All of them.

Am I probably going to end up getting banned?

by **USDA Prime** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:22 pm

You will. I've already alerted the mods- that's what you get for going within 50 posts of me. It's called a restraining order, learn it.

Why did they call it "Transformers: Animated"? Aren't all the shows animated?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:59 am

Does that walking corpse Energon count? Then yes.

That's a nice set of teeth on Soundwave, isn't it?

News Credits: 15 · by **PrymeStriker** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:34 am

If they weren't chewing off my head I'd say so.

Wouldn't have been nice to see the Aerialbots in the Live-Action Film Series?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:22 pm

Yup. It would.

1986- Too cool?

by **USDA Prime** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:57 am

More like frozen- absolute, zero-degree frozen!

Are people losing interest in this threat, or are they running out of answers, or running out of questions?