The Energon Pub

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 1:55 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Nemesis Maximo wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:Who's the guy in the hat and glasses with his hand all over you?
Game Warden.
So he likes to be manhandled out in the wild. Or is it an authority thing?

Both, actually. He likes to be manhandled by the wild authorities.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 2:25 pm

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:I'm allergic to cheese.

Then how are you alive?

By not eating cheese...?

That doesn't make any sense. No one can be alive by not eating cheese, it's physiologically impossible.

News Credits: 9 · by **Rainmaker** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 4:21 pm

Shadowman wrote:
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:I'm allergic to cheese.

Then how are you alive?

By not eating cheese...?

That doesn't make any sense. No one can be alive by not eating cheese, it's physiologically impossible.

I don't understand...?

:MAXIMAL:

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 4:49 pm

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:I'm allergic to cheese.

Then how are you alive?

By not eating cheese...?

That doesn't make any sense. No one can be alive by not eating cheese, it's physiologically impossible.

I don't understand...?

Neither do I. The only logical explanation is that you are some manner of humanoid alien sent here as a sleeper agent.

News Credits: 9 · by **Rainmaker** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 4:58 pm

Shadowman wrote:
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:I'm allergic to cheese.

Then how are you alive?

By not eating cheese...?

That doesn't make any sense. No one can be alive by not eating cheese, it's physiologically impossible.

I don't understand...?

Neither do I. The only logical explanation is that you are some manner of humanoid alien sent here as a sleeper agent.

But I am...?

:MAXIMAL:

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 5:22 pm

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:I'm allergic to cheese.

Then how are you alive?

By not eating cheese...?

That doesn't make any sense. No one can be alive by not eating cheese, it's physiologically impossible.

I don't understand...?

Neither do I. The only logical explanation is that you are some manner of humanoid alien sent here as a sleeper agent.

But I am...?

He even admits it. He's not a very good sleeper agent.

News Credits: 9 · by **Rainmaker** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 5:29 pm

Nemesis Maximo wrote:
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:I'm allergic to cheese.

Then how are you alive?

By not eating cheese...?

That doesn't make any sense. No one can be alive by not eating cheese, it's physiologically impossible.

I don't understand...?

Neither do I. The only logical explanation is that you are some manner of humanoid alien sent here as a sleeper agent.

But I am...?

He even admits it. He's not a very good sleeper agent.

You don't know who I'm a sleeper agent for.

:MAXIMAL:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 7:15 pm

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:You don't know who I'm a sleeper agent for.

Harold Holt.

News Credits: 9 · by **Rainmaker** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 7:16 pm

Burn wrote:
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:You don't know who I'm a sleeper agent for.

Harold Holt.

Who's that?

:MAXIMAL:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 7:34 pm

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:
Burn wrote:
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:You don't know who I'm a sleeper agent for.

Harold Holt.

Who's that?

*sigh* I don't know what the **** they teach in school any more. Try Googling it and discover a part of Australian history.

News Credits: 9 · by **Rainmaker** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 7:36 pm

Burn wrote:
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:
Burn wrote:
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:You don't know who I'm a sleeper agent for.

Harold Holt.

Who's that?

*sigh* I don't know what the **** they teach in school any more. Try Googling it and discover a part of Australian history.

Oh...that guy...never heard of him.

I'm a sleeper agent for Va'al btw.

:MAXIMAL:

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 10:41 pm

**** ing kids these days, I tells ya.

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:I'm a sleeper agent for Va'al btw.

News Credits: 9 · by **Rainmaker** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 10:44 pm

Nemesis Maximo wrote:**** ing kids these days, I tells ya.
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:I'm a sleeper agent for Va'al btw.

You're right, I'm actually a sleeper agent for Burn

:MAXIMAL:

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 10:54 pm

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:
Nemesis Maximo wrote:**** ing kids these days, I tells ya.
[BW] Rainmaker wrote:I'm a sleeper agent for Va'al btw.

You're right, I'm actually a sleeper agent for Burn

News Credits: 9 · by **Rainmaker** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 10:56 pm

You gonna keep laughing till I tell you who I'm actually a sleeper agent for?

:MAXIMAL:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 11:03 pm

Fairly certain he's just going to keep laughing at you regardless of what you say or do.

News Credits: 9 · by **Rainmaker** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 11:04 pm

Burn wrote:Fairly certain he's just going to keep laughing at you regardless of what you say or do.

Ew, kaju junk.

:MAXIMAL:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 11:16 pm

I have no idea what the **** you just said.

I want really greasy fish and chips for tea.

News Credits: 9 · by **Rainmaker** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 11:20 pm

Burn wrote:I have no idea what the **** you just said.

I want really greasy fish and chips for tea.

Ew, grease.

(Kaju apparently means someone who likes soccer)

(I was meant to write Kaiju)

:MAXIMAL:

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 11:41 pm

Burn wrote:I have no idea what the **** you just said.

I want really greasy fish and chips for tea.

You really ought to read my comic Burn, you never know who might get a cameo... :saint:

News Credits: 9 · by **Rainmaker** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 11:42 pm

Madeus Prime wrote:
Burn wrote:I have no idea what the **** you just said.

I want really greasy fish and chips for tea.

You really ought to read my comic Burn, you never know who might get a cameo...

You mean I'm getting more screentime?

:MAXIMAL: