The Energon Pub

Sigma Magnus wrote:Alright, there's about half of them down...hint, are any of them Autobot cassettes?

Not exactly, but from what I've read, one of them is both Bot and Con. But the rest of them are all Cons.

I didn't have time to put my TFs away, so the desk looked like something crazy happened.


Glad you listened to my advice and came back. Now let me just-
What the-?


Chromedome!
What do you think you're doing?!
One second...


Soundwave, I'm afraid we'll have to reschedule...
...


You know this isn't safe, BG.
I've only done it 3 other times! I swear!
That's not the point! The point is, you're already doing the whole "one more time" thing.
Ugh...


You shouldn't be doing this.
*scoffs* Yeah, you're one to talk. Weren't you the one who couldn't stop? Didn't you nearly die from it?
My comic book character did. And that's what I'm trying to say: it could be the end of you.
Get out of here, Tum. I'll stop when I want to stop. Got it?
*sigh* Yeah. But don't say I didn't warn you...

Now, as you may SHOULDN'T remember, there was this:
Well, I'm off on a suicide mission. Come on, Rewind.

What? No!
WHAT?! NO!!!

And to continue it...

Oh, hey, Bee.
Bweoo, hmmm zzwe? (Oh no, she brought you too?)
Yeah... why?
Wee-op mnmnmnm, dzzz boop hmmmmmm.(Whenever she brings both the oldest and the newest toy somewhere, then something's really got her upset and we're in for one hell of a squeezing.)


Ugh... you weren't kidding when you said "one hell of a squeezing"...
...Doopmoo. (...You get used to it.)
Do you?
Mmm. (No.)


She seems pretty upset about her haircut... (It's just a haircut, girl, jeez.)


Where did she go, anyway?


*startled scream*
*R2D2-type scream*

...well.

Hmm, is one of the devices named steel jaw?

Ig89ninja wrote:Hmm, is one of the divides named steel jaw?

Nuh-uh.

Sigma Magnus wrote:...well.

Oh, they're fine. I wanted them to forget how upset I was, so naturally, I went in and made them forget how upset I was. I just startled them, that's all. That's why it said *startled scream* instead of just full out *scream*.

Ah, alright. Had me worried there for a minute.

...also, where'd you get the needles? Or the training, for that matter?

Sigma Magnus wrote:...also, where'd you get the needles? Or the training, for that matter?

Are you asking so you can do it or just out of curiosity? Cuz I really don't want to encourage anyone else to try it...

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

Sigma Magnus wrote:...also, where'd you get the needles? Or the training, for that matter?

Are you asking so you can do it or just out of curiosity? Cuz I really don't want to encourage anyone else to try it...

Oh heck no, I'm just curious.

Sigma Magnus wrote:

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

Sigma Magnus wrote:...also, where'd you get the needles? Or the training, for that matter?

Are you asking so you can do it or just out of curiosity? Cuz I really don't want to encourage anyone else to try it...

Oh heck no, I'm just curious.

Okay. Well, the needles... In this family, you learn how to make quite a bit of stuff. I made the needles, I made the groundbridge, hell, I even made a little briefcase (you know which one) that was size-compatible with the toys. As for training, I've been studying (and practicing on myself, I had no willing test subjects ) for quite a while now, but I've only been able to do anything for a little over a week. Also, random fact, if you do it on a toy, you only need 3 out of the 5 needles, and only two if they're Legion class size or smaller. (E.g. Headmasters, Minicons, etc.)

Hey, guys! Notice anything different about me?
Fresh paint job?
No...
You finally figured out where you're trailer went?
No! Well, yes, but that's not what I'm talking about.
Aha! You traded shoulder pads with Ultra Magnus.
What?
Guys, come on. It's so obvious!
Yes, Rewind?


New hairdo.
Wha- Rewind, we don't even have hair! Guys...


...I got my cast off!
...You had a cast?
*sigh*


Hm? What's this?


Oh, yeah, I still haven't put this on my... wall... yet... what is that?


Those look like marks from Soundwave's gun...


Uh... help?


Oh, thanks. Uh... you can put me down now. Hello?


Shoulda seen this coming...


Whatcha makin'?
A thing.
What kind of thing?
A thing from Transformers.
But I don't recognize it, dude...
Of course you don't. Wrong continuity.


Here, hold this for me.
What the-


Hey, it- it won't come off!


Let me help. Eugh...
Careful...


Oof! Man, it's really on there.


Nailed it.
Nice call on the briefcase, BG.
It was Soundwave's idea. I just did the crafting.
...


Hey, at least there's no Brainstorm in this collection to get upset at you.
Eh, you have a point, but I still have a briefcase on my arm.

Wait wait wait wait. You MADE the groundbridge???



You need to make a kitbash thread. You are amazing.

SillyMcGilly wrote:Wait wait wait wait. You MADE the groundbridge???



You need to make a kitbash thread. You are amazing.

I didn't make the actual glowy portal part (unless adding personal special effects to a picture counts as making it) but I did make a little groundbridge thingy.

A kitbash thread? No, no... I mean, I've been thinking about making a thread in the Fan Artwork section but... No, I don't think I could do a kitbash thread.

Also, what do you think "I like to tinker" means?

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:I didn't make the actual glowy portal part (unless adding personal special effects to a picture counts as making it) but I did make a little groundbridge thingy.

Well no duh. But the groundbridge build I thought was some 3rd party piece or something.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:
A kitbash thread? No, no... I mean, I've been thinking about making a thread in the Fan Artwork section but... No, I don't think I could do a kitbash thread.

Sure you can! Kitbash threads aren't just for painting and modifying TFs, bit could also be for making custom parts and bit and bobs for them! I recommend it!

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:Also, what do you think "I like to tinker" means?

You ar a tinkah, Govna- I mean Miss. (That was meant to sound British.)

SillyMcGilly wrote:You ar a tinkah, Govna- I mean Miss. (That was meant to sound British.)

One, I saw your invisi-text, and two (lets be ABSOLUTELY CLEAR on this)...
NEVER CALL ME MISS AGAIN.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

SillyMcGilly wrote:You ar a tinkah, Govna- I mean Miss. (That was meant to sound British.)

One, I saw your invisi-text, and two (lets be ABSOLUTELY CLEAR on this)...
NEVER CALL ME MISS AGAIN.

Okay, Govna it is then.

Yay!


I don't get it. Why couldn't Chromedome come with us?
Oh, he would, but he's still trying to get that case off his wrist.


C'mon, c'mon...


...No. Nope, I give up.


What's that for?
Hm? Oh, that. That's tonight's target practice for when we get home.
But isn't that Shockwave? Didn't he used to be one of your favorite Decepticons?
Yep to both.


Optimus, do you need to...?
No!
You sure?
No! One of the boys made me stand like this!
Uh-huh...


That used to be a cup?


So you're in the church choir?
Yeah. So?
You sing like Cyclonus.
Wha- I-I do not! Okay, maybe I'm as loud as him, but there's two main differences: One, those songs aren't in Old Cybertronian, and two, I don't have a Tetrahexian accent!
Eh... the fifth song sounded a little Tetrahexian.
That was Tetrahexian?
Pretty much, yeah.


Uh... You are aware that this arrangement is temporary, right? You're only sitting in my lap to make it easier to be carried.
Yeah, I know. Trust me.

And a preview of what's coming in my next post (because this post would be too short without it):


Stay tuned!

Rewind is dead

Ig89ninja wrote:Rewind is dead

You don't know that! He could be... on the ground for... some reason.

Okay, yeah, knowing me, he's probably dead. But I can't answer that yet!

Okay, target practice time!


Bee, that gun is almost as tall as you are.
I know, awesome, right? Besides, I don't see you with a gun. Oh, wait, you're gonna open the briefcase and blow out all the competition, eh, Brain-dome? Or should it be Chrome-storm...?
I hate you so much right now.
Ready...


Aim...






Fire-
AAAAAAAGGGHH!!!
REWIND!


Nonononono... Rewind, get up! Say something!
...so sorry...he must've moved...in firing line...


Soundwave, get Ratchet.
..-
*choking up* Please, get Ratchet.


Hi, guys- uh, what's with the case?
Nevermind that! Please, you have to save him...
Let me take him.


Soundwave, what's gonna happen to him?
...


... ...It'll be okay...
...

HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!

Soundwave...

Sigma Magnus wrote:Soundwave...

...is a jerk.

Sigma Magnus wrote:Soundwave...

...is a d***.