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by **Zombie Starscream** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:33 pm

I paid 99 cents a pound for two bunches of red bananas, and the stupid things aren't even ripe, its been a week! They have that greenish color to them still, and when I tried to peel one, the peel came off in little pieces and the banana had a crispy crunch like a vegetable!

Maybe I need to stick them in a paper bag with an apple to 'entice' them to ripen. I tried to ask the produce guy at the supermarket about what to do, and he said "You have to wait, give them time."

Good grief, how long do these things need? :evil:

News Credits: 1 · by **Scatterlung** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:23 pm

Set em on fire.

by **Nickolai** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:29 pm

I believe, sir, that you have mistakenly bought a bunch of plantains instead of bananas.

News Credits: 12 · by **robofreak** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:09 pm

Scatterlung wrote:Set em on fire.

What is it with you and arsen as of let?

For a minute, I thought this thread was about something else. :shock:

Randall K. Orton wrote:I believe, sir, that you have mistakenly bought a bunch of plantains instead of bananas.

I thought plantains were brown in color. They are quite tasty fried.

Try frying one to see what you get. If it's sweet and tasty after being cooked then it's a plantain.

by **Zombie Starscream** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:38 pm

No, they aren't plantains, as I know what they look like green or brown. (You are right, they are quite tasty when fried

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But these aren't those type, and it doesn't seem like they are turning.

by **Robot4762** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:40 pm

you know sour grapes? You got "BAD BANNANNAS!" :shock:

News Credits: 12 · by **robofreak** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:01 am

The wikipedia article says red bananas take only a couple days at room temperature to ripen. Perhaps you got some dumb bananas that don't know how to ripen?

I can't figure out why they aren't ripening. They should have done so already.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:10 am

robofreak wrote:
Scatterlung wrote:Set em on fire.

What is it with you and arsen as of let?

Don't knock the man with a plan!

The plan is sound, the plan is good.

by **Lorekeeper** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:23 am

Put them in a brown paper bag on the table?

Is there a such thing as too raw to ripen?

News Credits: 1 · by **cybercat** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:48 am

Two things:

Stick them in a brown paper bag with an apple. Apples release the most...is it ethylene? That chemical that ripens fruit and stuff. (Hey, it's early!)

Two: Refrigerator. Sure, the old CHiquita banana song told us to never never never put a banana...in the refrigerator, oh no no no. But if you're trying to ripen super quick, like for banana bread, it works like a charm. They won't be pretty (turn brown on the skin) but inside, tasty!

HK, banana expert. Wait: that sounds like a double-entendre.