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News Credits: 97 · by **Savage** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:21 pm

This thread scares me. Someone lock it quickly before we doom ourselves to Wheelie fandom forever. lol.

Seriously though, I've never been a big fan of Wheelie. He wasn't all that bad in the 86 movie, but Season3 turned him into something I'd rank slightly below cannon fodder.

As for epic Wheelie fanfiction, I'd be all for it if he dies a nice painful death. It can even be tragic and heroic. Maybe he was the last Autobot to survive the Great War, becoming a bard and passing on legends of epic battles through song.

by **Defcon!** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:52 am

I have to admit i loved Wheelie in the "86" movie. When i was an 11 yr. old kid i thought he was pretty cool and funny. But now not so much.

by **Defcon!** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:59 am

Allright! Allright! There's still a part of me that still loves that little annoying bastard! However small.

by **Pyrostrata** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:33 am

Loves Wheelie???? :shock:

Someone needs to see a medical professional! :lol:

by **Defcon!** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:09 pm

Pyrostrata wrote:Loves Wheelie???? Someone needs to see a medical professional!

I did! He said i had a fever, and the only thing that can cure it is more Wheelie!!! :lol:

by **Pyrostrata** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:11 pm

Defcon! wrote:
Pyrostrata wrote:Loves Wheelie???? Someone needs to see a medical professional!

I did! He said i had a fever, and the only thing that can cure it is more Wheelie!!!

ya need a second opinion!

by **Defcon!** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:15 pm

Pyrostrata wrote:
Defcon! wrote:
Pyrostrata wrote:Loves Wheelie???? Someone needs to see a medical professional!

I did! He said i had a fever, and the only thing that can cure it is more Wheelie!!!

ya need a second opinion!

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:48 pm

I don't hate Wheely, I just don't like him as much as the rest of The TFs, besides he's cooler than Rodimus Prime!

I kinda had the idea for making him a Prime, a wile back, but haven't started work on that short comic, good luck on succeeding.

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News Credits: 1 · by **Saber Prime** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:23 am

Dead Metal wrote:I don't hate Wheely, I just don't like him as much as the rest of The TFs, besides he's cooler than Rodimus Prime!

I kinda had the idea for making him a Prime, a wile back, but haven't started work on that short comic, good luck on succeeding.

No one is cooler than Rodimus Prime! Except for Optimus Prime and Hot Rod of course. Optimus because he came fist and Hot Rod because a guy named "ROD"imus who transfroms into an RV doesn't make a whole hell of alota sense.

by **Auto Bot** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:38 am

Saber Prime wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:I don't hate Wheely, I just don't like him as much as the rest of The TFs, besides he's cooler than Rodimus Prime!

I kinda had the idea for making him a Prime, a wile back, but haven't started work on that short comic, good luck on succeeding.
No one is cooler than Rodimus Prime! Except for Optimus Prime and Hot Rod of course. Optimus because he came fist and Hot Rod because a guy named "ROD"imus who transfroms into an RV doesn't make a whole hell of alota sense.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:43 am

Saber Prime wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:I don't hate Wheely, I just don't like him as much as the rest of The TFs, besides he's cooler than Rodimus Prime!

I kinda had the idea for making him a Prime, a wile back, but haven't started work on that short comic, good luck on succeeding.
No one is cooler than Rodimus Prime! Except for Optimus Prime and Hot Rod of course. Optimus because he came fist and Hot Rod because a guy named "ROD"imus who transfroms into an RV doesn't make a whole hell of alota sense.

I just have to quote this now:

Thanatos Prime wrote:Screw the whole developed character thing, it comes down to this:

Rodimus is a Winnebago

Wheelie is not

Wheelie is therefore cooler than Rodimus Prime.

End of arguement.

News Credits: 1 · by **Saber Prime** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:46 am

Dead Metal wrote:
Saber Prime wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:I don't hate Wheely, I just don't like him as much as the rest of The TFs, besides he's cooler than Rodimus Prime!

I kinda had the idea for making him a Prime, a wile back, but haven't started work on that short comic, good luck on succeeding.
No one is cooler than Rodimus Prime! Except for Optimus Prime and Hot Rod of course. Optimus because he came fist and Hot Rod because a guy named "ROD"imus who transfroms into an RV doesn't make a whole hell of alota sense.

I just have to quote this now:
Thanatos Prime wrote:Screw the whole developed character thing, it comes down to this:

Rodimus is a Winnebago

Wheelie is not

Wheelie is therefore cooler than Rodimus Prime.

End of arguement.

Nope Wheelie is cooler than... well he's not cooler than anyone. Even Waspinator is cooler than Wheelie and all he does is blow up repeatedly and talk like a Dinobot.

Human characters are cooler than Wheelie. Getting a root cannal done when you don't need one and without any pain killers is cooler than Wheelie. Getting kicked in the "naughty parts" is cooler than Wheelie. Any show on MTV Staring Bam is cooler than Wheelie. (You might not get that joke if you didn't realize how much I hate Bam.) Go-Bots are cooler than Wheelie. Spongbob Squarepants is cooler than Wheelie. Micheal Bay is cooler than Wheelie. George Clooney is cooler than Wheelie. (I hate them too.) Elvis is cooler than Wheelie. (Elvis scares me.) Being chained to a rock while a voltchet eats your liver is cooler than Wheelie.

I could list many other silly things that are cooler than Wheelie but I won't because they could get me banned and would grant Seibertron an XXX rating for sexual content if not deleted.

by **Auto Bot** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:59 am

That's why Wheelie is cool.

He makes everything else in the world seemed cooler.

And that's a positive influence!

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:25 am

At least Wheelie is cooler than Daniel. If you deny that you must be clinically insane... or a paedophile. :shock:

by **Pyrostrata** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:18 am

Saber Prime wrote:Human characters are cooler than Wheelie. Getting a root cannal done when you don't need one and without any pain killers is cooler than Wheelie. Getting kicked in the "naughty parts" is cooler than Wheelie. Any show on MTV Staring Bam is cooler than Wheelie. (You might not get that joke if you didn't realize how much I hate Bam.) Go-Bots are cooler than Wheelie. Spongbob Squarepants is cooler than Wheelie. Micheal Bay is cooler than Wheelie. George Clooney is cooler than Wheelie. (I hate them too.) Elvis is cooler than Wheelie. (Elvis scares me.) Being chained to a rock while a voltchet eats your liver is cooler than Wheelie.

I could list many other silly things that are cooler than Wheelie but I won't because they could get me banned and would grant Seibertron an XXX rating for sexual content if not deleted.

OMG!

That was awesome! So basically, everything is cooler than Wheelie! Truer words have rarely been typed!

Wheelie is truly a douchebag! :grin:

The KING of all douchebags!

News Credits: 1 · by **Saber Prime** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:14 pm

Tekka wrote:At least Wheelie is cooler than Daniel. If you deny that you must be clinically insane... or a paedophile.

Preferbly I like women between the ages of 18 and 24 so I'll take clinically insane.

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:18 pm

Seriously? What could you possibly like more about Daniel than Wheelie?

by **Auto Bot** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:46 pm

Tekka wrote:Seriously? What could you possibly like more about Daniel than Wheelie?

Daniel is both a human, a robot-car wannabe.

Of course, the package must come with the Exosuit.

News Credits: 1 · by **sto_vo_kor_2000** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:11 pm

I hated the Armada kid more then Wheeli.

by **Auto Bot** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:28 am

Given the weird alt mode, i'm leaning towards the idea that Wheelie is an electric car.

The constant whining could actually be the result of the electric motor.

News Credits: 409 · by **Stormrider** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:44 am

I couldn't stand Wheelie until Jizaitoys made their own version. Now, I must have him and my respect for him has increased five-fold.

by **Tammuz** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:53 am

Saber Prime wrote:
Tekka wrote:At least Wheelie is cooler than Daniel. If you deny that you must be clinically insane... or a paedophile.

Preferbly I like women between the ages of 18 and 24 so I'll take clinically insane.

Even Wheelie denies that he's cooler than Daniel....

wheelie is not cool, nor is he big, nor is he clever, he's just a pervert.

News Credits: 1 · by **Saber Prime** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:03 am

Tekka wrote:Seriously? What could you possibly like more about Daniel than Wheelie?

Daniel doesn't constantly speak in ryme.

Pluse, only Bart Simpson can use a sling shot as a weapon and make it look cool.

News Credits: 1 · by **sto_vo_kor_2000** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:17 am

Saber Prime wrote:
Tekka wrote:Seriously? What could you possibly like more about Daniel than Wheelie?

Daniel doesn't constantly speak in ryme.

Pluse, only Bart Simpson can use a sling shot as a weapon and make it look cool.

Robin from Frank Miller's "The Dark Knight Returns" used a slig shot and she made it look cool.