The Energon Pub

by **d_sel1** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:38 pm

This is my rookie fantasy battle so bear with me.

The scenario is simple. You are in ruined city in the American West. You have to survive 1 hour in this city against one of the G1 Decepticons. If you survive, you win a Billion bucks (American). If you lose, you die. The rules:

1. You have to be yourself. You can't be an a Transformer, meta-human, beast, etc. I hope you are in shape.

2. You can go against any G1 Decepticon of your choice. Tip: Don't be cocky and pick Megatron, Galvatron, Trypticon, etc unless got a plan. Try to pick a wimp. It is Your life!

3. Any thing available in the city can be used as a weapon. You can MacGuyver what ever you can. But certain things you might want to know.
A. all vehicles will not have enough gas to get out town. Also, all vehicles are burned up and can only can go a 15 kilometers per hour. You can't get out town in this challenge, but you can use your vehicle as a weapon.
B. There will be various gun scattered though-out and a Wal-Mart in the town, so take full advantage my country lax gun laws. Also, 45 minutes within the challenge, you will get a rocket launcher air-dropped to you.
C. You don't get bonus points for killing your Decepticon but you won't be penalized for it either. If you can kill him in within a half hour, we won't come back, and you can the rest of time doing whatever you want as long as it doesn't lead to your death (if you die, you lose, even if it is by your own stupidity). Basically, try to survive for hour. You can fight or flee, just don't get killed,

Happy Trails,

d_sel1

News Credits: 37 · by **SlyTF1** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:01 pm

Me VS Unicron! No one would win, because I'd promise to serve him and the Decepticon cause. I'd just be 1 life form closer for him to conquer the universe and it's surrounding universes.

News Credits: 2 · by **Twitchythe3rd** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:36 pm

My 'Con would be Breakdown.

He's paranoid, so it would be fairly easy to mess with his head. My goal would be to play to this paranoia and get him to run.

If i've got access to the Wal-Mart, i'd grab a whole mess of two-way radios. These would give placed around the city to give the illusion that there are more people here than just me. Drive him nuts for 45 minutes.

When the rocket launcher comes into play the game changes slightly. I'm not going for the kill, just to mislead and distract. Taking shots at the cars and buildings around Breakdown, coupled with the radios making it seem like i've got an army behind me, should be enough to make him run.

Or i'll just screw up and die. This is probably the safest bet.

News Credits: 3 · by **Stormwolf** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 6:03 am

Overkill, he's more manageble compared to the regular sized Cons.
Additionally he sometimes doesn't sizechange correctly, so I might be facing a cassette sized TF.

I'd probably probably rig some traps and force him to transform, if this happens I'd quickly drop him into a sewer. He won't be able to transform properly once he's down there.

Even so, it'll likely take him a while to get out of there. The hour would have probably passed before he got back to the surface.

by **ebilly99** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:33 am

I would take on Tricepticus. WHAT??? I hear people asking but he is actualy the easyist to beat. First things first. I get lots of bricks and put them on the gas peddal of lots of cars to act as a diversion as I head to the power plant. As Tricptics finaly discovers whats going on he heads to the plant, fortunatly I have rewired the plant so all teh power gets run into one genrator creating a masive Eloctromagnet, causing massive brain problems in my T. next I make my way inside Triceptics and with his confusion he will try to rip me out destroying himself

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:48 pm

I'd pick SinnerTwin, then let loose a whole pet store. He'd likely flee since he doesn't like small creatures. I live to fight another day. :grin:

by **DJLazer** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:39 pm

Mine would be skywarp.I beleive i would survive because skywarp is so dumb he cant even notice me in plain sight.

by **Necessary Evil** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:40 am

Great idea, d_sel1!

Stormwolf wrote:Overkill, he's more manageble compared to the regular sized Cons.
Additionally he sometimes doesn't sizechange correctly, so I might be facing a cassette sized TF.

I'd probably probably rig some traps and force him to transform, if this happens I'd quickly drop him into a sewer. He won't be able to transform properly once he's down there.

Even so, it'll likely take him a while to get out of there. The hour would have probably passed before he got back to the surface.

Have you read Overkill's bio, SW? The dude's absolutely hilarious. :lol:

And I thought he was quite large for a Cassetticon? Much larger than his fellow microcassettes.

I'm sure Overkill's ranting and raving would last for more than an hour, so I don't think I'd have too many problems with him. Unless I died from laughter...

If Overkill wasn't the one I'd choose to face, then it would probably be Dead End. It seems likely that he'd just sit down with a scrap of fabric and clean himself for the hour, rather than attempt to kill me.

I have to say, too, you guys have given some great answers here. I like all your choices.

by **Godzillabot Primal** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:23 pm

Brawl he’s big and stupid, you’d see him from a mile a way

My survival plan

Brawl enters the city I use wit and guile to avoid him for fifthteen cycles (minutes) I then use the wrecking crane in the construction area to knock over the building on top of Brawl, then I go to the Wal-Mart and raid the toy section for transformers, I then hide all the toys in a car trunk then using the rope I found at the construction site I tie another car to the front of the other car like so: (------)------(------) and then I get a tow truck to tow both cars in till the fuel runs out then I disconnect the tow truck from the front of the second car and drive in till the fuel runs out I then do ditto to what I did to the tow truck and drive out of the city and there is a road block by this time I have got the rocket launcher and I BLAST THE HELL out of the road block, then I drive to my safe house all ready stocked with computer equipment, ham and french cheese, goat cheese with baguette, ginger ale, dragon fruit water, and TV, and then I contact Starscream with where Brawl is so that he can reprogram him to be his slave and redo it again and again in till Starscream has his combaticons back under his control and then Starscream will in exchange for my services shall give me complete control over Hasbro, MWHAAAAAAAAAAA MWHAAAAAAA

News Credits: 33 · by **Amelie** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:52 pm

Me Vs G1 Browning.

In cartoon, his guy was what, 6 inches tall? And he transformed into a gun that mostly seemed to be a water pistol.

Pick 'im up - put him in a box and sticky-tape the top down. Job done.

by **Necessary Evil** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:12 am

Amelie wrote:Me Vs G1 Browning.

In cartoon, his guy was what, 6 inches tall? And he transformed into a gun that mostly seemed to be a water pistol.

Pick 'im up - put him in a box and sticky-tape the top down. Job done.

Not only do you win, but you also get to keep him.

by **Predaprince** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:18 pm

I choose Swindle and we make a deal to split the reward.

by **shortwave** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 3:51 am

me thundercracker he dosnt like hurting humans as far as i recall

by **Praxus Prime** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:11 am

Shockwave. Really, the guy could never hit anything he was aiming for in robot mode, and I'd say there would be enough cover for the times when he would switch to his gun mode (obviously leaving him immobile). I guess I would just have a big ol' hide-and-seek kinda strategy, and I doubt he would keep hunting after a while.

by **shortwave** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:59 pm

jetfire he joins the autobots

by **Godzillabot Primal** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:47 am

I know it’s for G1 TF’s only but… Beast Wars, Waspinator!

My battle plan I just wait for something to either blow him up, squash him, chop him up, or fall on him

by **Dagon** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:53 pm

I would bodyslam Trypticon so fast.....no contest.

by **shortwave** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:32 pm

Dagon wrote:I would bodyslam Trypticon so fast.....no contest.

aaah fat boy huh? :-?

by **shortwave** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:33 pm

sorry didnt meen to double post can a mod deleat this?

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shortwave wrote:sorry didnt meen to double post can a mod deleat this?

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by **cody75** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:17 pm

me vs galvatron/megatron easy. he enters the city i take cover in some bushes take out my bazooka wait til he's in front of me and turns then shoot his spark out of his chest and he's dead.

by **Godzillabot Primal** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:08 pm

Swindle, we broker a deal!

News Credits: 2 · by **Twitchythe3rd** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:02 pm

I'm sorry, but:

cody75 wrote:me vs galvatron/megatron easy. he enters the city i take cover in some bushes take out my bazooka wait til he's in front of me and turns then shoot his spark out of his chest and he's dead.

You're going to take a shot at the most armored part of the body on the most dangerous (and insane, in Galvatron's case) 'Con?

Have fun being discintegrated.

by **shortwave** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:22 pm

just confuse galvatron whith exestentialisem it works on me and im schizophrenic

News Credits: 4 · by **MasterSoundBlaster** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:06 am

godzillabot wrote:Swindle, we broker a deal!

You took my plan!
well i two options;Thundercracker,Starscream
Thundercracker: now since hes afraid of humans, i would First enter a city-like environment.Then i would hide within a heavily armored facilety while he destroys it from the outside.once there is an opening,i burst out and spook tundercracker.Since he is in the city wit me he cant transform and escape like the cowardly starscream,i would force him into and corner and have him swear his alligence towards humanity.

Starscream:"Swear" he is almighty and a worthy leader,become his follower,ask if i can ride in his jet mode,and finally whie im inside the cockpit i would rip out his spark.