The Energon Pub

by Shadowman » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:24 am

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."

by Dagon » Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:21 am

Motto: "Ain't nobody got time fo dat....."

Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle

by Dagon » Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:25 am

Motto: "Ain't nobody got time fo dat....."

Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle

by Primus C-00 » Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:37 am

Motto: "" [An] Aquarius wants to share enlightenment with other species through righteous hands-on interaction, and he's gotta do what his heart wants, even if the Man ain't copacetic with it.""

Weapon: Indepentently Targetable Particle Beam Cannons

by Ramrider » Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:07 am

by KILLTRONBOT 9000 » Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:48 pm

To be honest, if you're looking for the Old Gods, the best places to find them, in my experience, are forests.

Besides, I reckon that Smooth should be allowed to say what he likes - isn't that the point about freedom of speech and the Second (?) Amendment?

Finally, don't forget that the Aztec Gods are still knocking around... this YWH chap most people believe in is a complete n00b to be honest. ZEUS/IUPPITER is, as they say, the man.

EDIT:

My money's on the very first religion being the closest to correct. All the other religions are valid... as religions.

As explanations for reality, you can't beat science!

by High Command » Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:53 pm

Motto: "The Original Disgruntled Brit"

Weapon: Shoulder Mounted Rocket Launcher

To the christians who have a problem with people calling the bible a work of fiction of their god a sky-bully, I have this peice of advice:
Deal with it.
Those of us who don't follow your faith have far more legitimate complaints reagrding the continued political and social influence it holds.
I don't see why causing offence is such a bad thing lately. Offending people makes them think and question why they are offended. The real debate doesn't end with offence, that's where it starts.

Now I've got that off my chest.


In matters of faith I tend to agree with Ralph Waldo Emerson who said: "The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next."

This thread is proof of this and here's my contribution to the pics being posted to prove that I know what I'm talking about when it comes to religion:


Oh and BTW Thor would totally bitchslap Jesus all the way back to Bethlehem in a fight.

by City Commander » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:11 pm

Weapon: Air Rifle

by High Command » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:14 pm

Motto: "The Original Disgruntled Brit"

Weapon: Shoulder Mounted Rocket Launcher

by Shadowman » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:48 pm

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."

by High Command » Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:18 pm

Motto: "The Original Disgruntled Brit"

Weapon: Shoulder Mounted Rocket Launcher

by Shadowman » Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:43 pm

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."

by High Command » Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:59 pm

Motto: "The Original Disgruntled Brit"

Weapon: Shoulder Mounted Rocket Launcher

by Shadowman » Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:04 pm

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."

by High Command » Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:22 pm

Motto: "The Original Disgruntled Brit"

Weapon: Shoulder Mounted Rocket Launcher

by Professor Smooth » Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:18 am

by Shadowman » Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:45 am

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."

by OptimusN1701 » Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:52 am

by Professor Smooth » Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:59 am

by Primus C-00 » Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:06 am

Motto: "" [An] Aquarius wants to share enlightenment with other species through righteous hands-on interaction, and he's gotta do what his heart wants, even if the Man ain't copacetic with it.""

Weapon: Indepentently Targetable Particle Beam Cannons

I knew this could turn into a potential flame war before I even started this thread. It saddens me that it has turned out that way though.

For you see the original intention was to share the discussion I had with my friend Brian about Jesus' Second Coming. Basically I said that a friend of ours was like Jesus only incarnate in the body of a woman, able to literally put the fear of God in you when angry (although I always found her anger very sexy) and a lot more mischievous. The reason for this being that last time he/she was here they got crucified by the very people they were trying to save, so this time just have fun.

Per the end of the world? Well? I'd always thought there'd be some kind of antagonist and Jesus would turn up and clean up all the mess. Bri actually pointed out, as I said previously, that surely when Jesus did come back he'd be more inclined to being a little bit angry and naughty...



So therefore that would make Jesus the Antichrist, if he ever came back. An interesting point, one that makes Revelations even more of tripped out mind-job.

Thankfully (and don't take offence at this) I'm not a Christian, more a Satanist with Gnostic leanings and interests in early Christian Mysticism, I have to tell you those books and codexes have far more interesting wacky stories than (St.) John ever did though.

Anyway, my point was...

*thinks*

Nope I've forgotten it.

by Cyber Bishop » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:56 am

Motto: "Ker-Klick... Choom!"

Weapon: Black Magic