The Energon Pub

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:45 am

Well played ol chap!

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:58 pm

I'm about as far away from the both of you as I can be and still be on the planet. Which is good, because it's where all the women are. You know, the ones with good teeth and hygene. Not the ones you guys get.

News Credits: 2 · by **-Soundwave-** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:06 pm

Quit spying on me. Yes, I shower once a day and brush my teeth twice, what are you stalking me.

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:16 pm

What's this myth that only Americans have discovered the secret of good hygiene? This is the same race of people who spawned the inhabitants of the deep south....

by **The {Rage Bot}** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:22 pm

lol

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:01 pm

Absolute Zero wrote:I'm about as far away from the both of you as I can be and still be on the planet. Which is good, because it's where all the women are. You know, the ones with good teeth and hygene. Not the ones you guys get.

Actually it's only the UK that have the chicks with the bad teeth. All the ones with good teeth were "deported for being criminals" and they ended up here.

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:15 pm

Burn wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:I'm about as far away from the both of you as I can be and still be on the planet. Which is good, because it's where all the women are. You know, the ones with good teeth and hygene. Not the ones you guys get.

Actually it's only the UK that have the chicks with the bad teeth. All the ones with good teeth were "deported for being criminals" and they ended up here.

And here I was thinking that you only needed to look at the teeth if you were buying a horse.

You colonists have the strangest mating rituals.

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:52 pm

Psychout wrote:
Burn wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:I'm about as far away from the both of you as I can be and still be on the planet. Which is good, because it's where all the women are. You know, the ones with good teeth and hygene. Not the ones you guys get.

Actually it's only the UK that have the chicks with the bad teeth. All the ones with good teeth were "deported for being criminals" and they ended up here.

And here I was thinking that you only needed to look at the teeth if you were buying a horse.

You colonists have the strangest mating rituals.

I don't want someone with a sharkticon mouth on her knees in front of me.

Burn wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:I'm about as far away from the both of you as I can be and still be on the planet. Which is good, because it's where all the women are. You know, the ones with good teeth and hygene. Not the ones you guys get.

Actually it's only the UK that have the chicks with the bad teeth. All the ones with good teeth were "deported for being criminals" and they ended up here.

Hence the "bad hygene" part. I've seen TV! I know what you people are like! 0.0

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:58 pm

Psychout wrote:And here I was thinking that you only needed to look at the teeth if you were buying a horse.

There's something I could say about teeth but it would be quite racist (even if it is fact)

by **slip** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:27 pm

What do you need teeth for they just get in the way. Pass the lips and over the gums look out. I'll stop there.

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:57 pm

Redimus GTS wrote:What's this myth that only Americans have discovered the secret of good hygiene? This is the same race of people who spawned the inhabitants of the deep south....

The deep south is like european royalty, they're all imbred. Except, you know, we don't put our imbreds up on a pedastol for the common people to see.

by **Naked Magnus** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:38 pm

It is not a myth that the British NHS is deficient when it comes to dental care.

Brits resort to pulling own teeth:

But more than three-quarters of those polled said they had been forced to pay for private treatment because they had been unable to find an NHS dentist.

My favorite part of the article:

Six percent of those questioned in a survey of 5,000 patients admitted they had resorted to self-treatment using pliers and glue, the UK's Press Association reported.

I am going to the UK in a few weeks...I wonder if everyone there has teeth like Austin Powers.

I am sure Zordon doesn't. He's cool. He is letting me crash at his pad for a few days. Together we will plot the demise of the Decepticon faction. :twisted:

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:41 pm

pfft. Good luck.

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:08 am

Optimus tried to kill the Cons, but the Cons lived on.
Rodimus tried to kill the Cons, but the Cons lived on.

News Credits: 2 · by **Zordon** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 3:53 am

revengeofstarscream wrote:It is not a myth that the British NHS is deficient when it comes to dental care.

Brits resort to pulling own teeth:

But more than three-quarters of those polled said they had been forced to pay for private treatment because they had been unable to find an NHS dentist.

My favorite part of the article:

Six percent of those questioned in a survey of 5,000 patients admitted they had resorted to self-treatment using pliers and glue, the UK's Press Association reported.

I am going to the UK in a few weeks...I wonder if everyone there has teeth like Austin Powers.

I am sure Zordon doesn't. He's cool. He is letting me crash at his pad for a few days. Together we will plot the demise of the Decepticon faction.

finding a NHS dentist in some areas is hard, especially when they can make more money going private.

as to the demise of the

thought that was already a given

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 6:55 am

Zordon wrote:as to the demise of the thought that was already a given

*obligatory mission result disproving previous poster's declaration of supposed superiority*

News Credits: 2 · by **Zordon** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:24 am

Burn wrote:
Zordon wrote:as to the demise of the thought that was already a given

*obligatory mission result disproving previous poster's declaration of supposed superiority*

although you got a good xp gain, i stand by my point

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:03 pm

Zordon wrote:
Burn wrote:
Zordon wrote:as to the demise of the thought that was already a given

*obligatory mission result disproving previous poster's declaration of supposed superiority*

although you got a good xp gain, i stand by my point

I can post a mission where my side is more powerful than the other side too!