The Energon Pub

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"Secured channel to Neo Kaon up begin transmission now"

[quote]Airterror reporting we have reached our position to destroy there communications array already they have tried to disrupt our efforts.[quote] We repulsed their interceptors Strike wing was burned from the air by my null ray. Soon we will cut the communications to bad they won't hear their brother death pangs.

Attention all Autobots any forces not leaving this sector in 20 breems will suffer from your own arrogance. Those that wish to leave go in peace those that wish to fight go in pieces.

You certainly got there attention boss they sent prime before I could rip his spark out they retrieve the body must have forgot Stratacons don't just fight in the air The a Tankolypse out.

Stratofear here the Maximals are trying to out flank us and cut off the rear guard Extinction is surely extinct

[Rebirth Megatron]

Amazon had just finished mopping up some bots when she reached the West Side Gate. She tried to force the doors open with no avail. "Dang, this is locked tighter 'n' the door t' Vector Sigma. Looks like ah'll need to blast it open."

"Or let me hack the door open." Datamatrix says as he catches up. "I'd have been here sooner but some bots wanted to play." Datamatrix opens his chect and ROM, his faithful casette comes out. "ROm m'boy, help me opent his up."

"As you command Father." ROM jacks into the door and searches for the password. "The pass code is 3-4-7-2-1-8. There's a voice command. Get Troll out."

Data puts int he code then ejects the ape like rogue.

"What is it?" Troll snapped.

"We need you to imitate Evolution Prime's voice and get the door open." ROM explains.

"Oh alright. Whatever gets you off of my back." Troll cleared his throat. "Computer, this is Evolution Prime, Base Commander. Open the damn doors so I can go look at my lewd pics of Airrzor and Blackaachnia because I got Maximal envy."

"VOICE RECOGNIZED, WELCOME BACK EVOLUTION PRIME!!!" The door opens.

"That was all? You're usually more creative with your mocking insults." Datamatrix says.

"Shut up Dad, you try being stuck with Spam while he's waiting for the next issue of Naruto. I think you should reprogram that damn chicken before I pluck him." Troll says.

"Alright just get back in." With thta ROM and Troll returns inside Data. "WE'RE IN, LET'S ROCK!!"

[Evolution Prime]

Success, Optimus Magnum! Our suprise strike on Kaon, dwindled defenses has succeeded! We have succeded in taking down the traitor Hoist along with Flatlander. It looks like we have caught them off guard. We could take their city with a couple more sqadrons of troops. Not much resistance here. We caught them with their tailpipes exposed!

[Malicron]

...zt... can't... Kaon...
Ah, there we go. Slag! It's hard to work a communicator with one arm! This is Rebound for Commander Mali's unit, still tryin' to take the gates. Still going strong, but finally meetin' some resistance, and that's fine by me. The harder they fight, the more pathetic they look when ya rip 'em apart! Ha!! ...

Oh, right, *ahem* Unit Rebound out.

[Ouroboros]

-- ATTENTION CITIZENS OF ALTIGON!

The following have suffered greatly at the hands of the Cult of Aesir:

Bailif and Stormshadow at the hands of Sol.
Gunleon, Shadowlight and Delcatty at the hands of Hel.
Ambush At the hands of Ve.
Rollcage At the hands of Thor.

We are not murderers, we are liberators. Surrender, and the remainder of your lives will be spared, otherwise, you will all suffer at the hands of the Cult, and the Decepticon Empire.

The Choice is yours!

[Evolution Prime]

Optimus Magnum, I report similar results as Ultimatum. A couple more untits of Altigon troops have arrived.

[Rat Convoy]

Me, Grimlock find Decepticon forces attempting to gain access to communications tower and destroy. Me, Grimlock crush Decepticons Damocles and 008-Strike beneath me, Grimlock's clawed foot and ripped the pieces from their scrapmetal bodies with me, Grimlock's teeth. And me, Grimlock even avoided accidentally eating a SeaPOO.

[Evolution Prime]

Max_Prime, I need you to take your troops to the West Gate. There are reports that the Kaon forces have breeched their gates. Equillibrium and Gravity are on their way to assist.

[Malicron]

Commander Psychout, sir, Revenant intercepted an Autobot communiqué from Kaon a few cycles ago. I'm taking the guard back to Kaon to sure up the defenses and am requesting backup as soon as it is available.
Malicron, out.

[Rolltide]

"AHHA!" Thundertron held the stasis locked chassis of the small Autobot cassette. "I've been wanting to do that for years now." Thundertron erases Mixed Tape. "Now that that is out of the way." He opened his commlink.

<Pull the team back to my position we're going Rat hunting.
>Let me clean up this mess and I'll get on it.
<Quickly. Thundertron out.

Near the wall

"Come on Extinction should be here, your fancy flying cost us time." Sustain moved around the edge of the old building.

"MY Fancy flying kept us in one piece," Star Raider followed. "What did yo..."

"SHhhhhhhhh." Sustain peeked around. "Extinction?"

I'm here, you're late, and I thought you'd be alone. My two squadmates do not share my enthusiasm for our mission. They are reluctant to kill Autobots, I hope this new list is better than the last. I may not have a problem taking out the ocassional Autobot discretely but many more and we are done....I don't care how much you pay.

And don't worry. Rolltide has no idea of what we 3 are doing and nobody has witnessed our actions either.

[Ouroboros]

Odinn: Grr, this is taking too long!
Ve: *Sigh*, What is it now?
Odinn: Look, we have Altigon at our fingertips, but we can't keep assaulting it, between recharging and fighting, the Bots are gaining a dangerous foothold at Kaon.
Ve: But we're nowhere near Kaon, surely this isn't a problem?
Odinn: No, but to gain Altigon would be untold as to the advantage we would have. think about it, the destructive power we would have over the Bots would be incredible, and the Maximals and Predacons would only be a minor hinderance.
Ve:It's not just us fighting you know, this involves everyone else in the Decepticon Empire.
Vili: That may be true, but the current surge in Bot reinforcements makes capturing Altigon more and more harder for us, and the possibility of losing Kaon all the more likely.
Odinn, We can't be fighting all the time too. Vili, send out the recruits, let them stretch their legs and guns a bit.
Vili: Beg pardon broother, but they've already left, something about a wall and some sappers.
Odinn: Yes...that should do the trick.

[-Soundwave-]

I'm here, you're late, and I thought you'd be alone. My two squadmates do not share my enthusiasm for our mission. They are reluctant to kill Autobots, I hope this new list is better than the last. I may not have a problem taking out the ocassional Autobot discretely but many more and we are done....I don't care how much you pay.

And don't worry. Rolltide has no idea of what we 3 are doing and nobody has witnessed our actions either.

"That is exactly what we want. Pick off one here and one there, if it's a commander all the better." Sustain handed him a data pad. "Some names on consider. And pay isn't and issue whatever you want I'll get. I needed a lift to get in here, it couldn't be helped. Won't happen again."

[Psychout]

Magnum, the dividing of your forces will be your undoing.

Your (#50) forces and allies (#51) simply (#52) cannot (#53) compete. (#55)

Kaon is well protected and, if i were you, Id worry about who's going to own the ruins of Altagon...

Whiney, rendezvous with the Dissident Council members there, she'll tell you what to do, hurry!

[Chaoslock]

Overlord rolled over the remains of the wall, and his tank threads flattened a maximal. His plane half landed on the tank, and the colossus transformed. The titan became the center of the maximal fire, but he quickly shot holes in the maximal squad, killing another rodent, making it two in total.

Chaoslock, tell the dinos Rat Convoys squad is active, and that means their ex-leader is present if they want revenge

[Rebirth Megatron]

Felony and Manslaughter look at each other awkwardly. The Targetmasters knew their partner Brutality lived up to his name but perhaps he was going too far beating on Stormbringer's unconcious body with his Photon Nightstick.

[Evolution Prime]

You underestimate our resolve as usual, Psychout. You have over extended your forces to try an all out assault on Altigon. You left Kaon wide open for attack. Evolution Prime will be back from the CR Chamber shortly. I will be looking for you on the battlefield.

[Psychout]

Magnum, Kaon is never left undefended. You'll find that out in a few hours....

They wont need my help, you'd better just pray to your maker that they recover the parts of your Army before we equip them as toothpicks.

[sumowrestler]

Primedon continues looking at the reports of Maximal advancement. He notices they are getting crushed and the Bots went to take on Kaon.

Primedon Wrote
Blasted Evolution Prime, he is biting off more than he can chew. Most of us Maximals are protecting our own homes and having troubles keeping up with the southern gate. Land Seekerwas able to take down a Con but they still got crushed. All available Maximals, please report to the south gate. We need to hold that even though the Bots have shifted focus. We are the defenders of our homes and if we can keep the Preds and Cons away, the better off we are.

[Evolution Prime]

Don't fear, Primadon. Overdrive and I have taken out Dreadspawn, Direwind and the rest of the Precacon forces here/ Don't worry, we have your back. As for EP, he wouldn't do anything lightly. I'm sure he has reliable info to back up his actions.

[Shadow Dragon]

Primedon continues looking at the reports of Maximal advancement. He notices they are getting crushed and the Bots went to take on Kaon.

Primedon Wrote
Blasted Evolution Prime, he is biting off more than he can chew. Most of us Maximals are protecting our own homes and having troubles keeping up with the southern gate. Land Seekerwas able to take down a Con but they still got crushed. All available Maximals, please report to the south gate. We need to hold that even though the Bots have shifted focus. We are the defenders of our homes and if we can keep the Preds and Cons away, the better off we are.

The "Land Seeker" is no match for a REAL Seeker. You and 3 of your worthless teammates fall under my might. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Rat Convoy]

Don't you fret, Sumo-bot! I used to be an Autobot, they'll never leave us hanging! They're good bots, they won't commit a party foul. We got 'em covered here on the west wall, anyway; the Cons'll never ever break through! Ha, they just look dumb for tryin'! Take that, Blat! Ha!

Crackdown reporting. Slider, Slipglider and Quiad are eliminated. Moving to next grouping of targets.

[sumowrestler]

Don't you fret, Sumo-bot! I used to be an Autobot, they'll never leave us hanging! They're good bots, they won't commit a party foul. We got 'em covered here on the west wall, anyway; the Cons'll never ever break through! Ha, they just look dumb for tryin'! Take that, Blat! Ha!

Crackdown reporting. Slider, Slipglider and Quiad are eliminated. Moving to next grouping of targets.

Primedon wrote:
I just hope they get back here in time because if they don't, there may not be much left. We also have to buy time for EP to get out which should boost morale among the Bots.

After Primedon got off the communicator, he recieves a report of one of his more experienced medics taking down FIVE preds.

I always knew Mechanica was a Maximal not to mess with. It looks like she got sick and tired of seeing her fellow Maximals in the repair chambers so she took it out on the Preds.

[Rolltide]

I'm here, you're late, and I thought you'd be alone. My two squadmates do not share my enthusiasm for our mission. They are reluctant to kill Autobots, I hope this new list is better than the last. I may not have a problem taking out the ocassional Autobot discretely but many more and we are done....I don't care how much you pay.

And don't worry. Rolltide has no idea of what we 3 are doing and nobody has witnessed our actions either.

"That is exactly what we want. Pick off one here and one there, if it's a commander all the better." Sustain handed him a data pad. "Some names on consider. And pay isn't and issue whatever you want I'll get. I needed a lift to get in here, it couldn't be helped. Won't happen again."

No matter. *looks over StarRaider* She's cute.....in a nonfurry kind of way...looks like she could be useful in a pinch, you should keep her around. I'll contact you when it's done.

A comotion catches his attention. I should leave our commanders are at it. Nothing good will come from them seeing this meeting.

Extinction melts into the shadows and is gone

Primedon Wrote
Blasted Evolution Prime, he is biting off more than he can chew. Most of us Maximals are protecting our own homes and having troubles keeping up with the southern gate. Land Seekerwas able to take down a Con but they still got crushed. All available Maximals, please report to the south gate. We need to hold that even though the Bots have shifted focus. We are the defenders of our homes and if we can keep the Preds and Cons away, the better off we are.

We are holding steady at the South Gate. Two Decepticon attacks have been repeled with Thundertron being placed in stasis. No doubt he will be back later with more of an attitude.

[Dragonslayer]

This is Maximus Prime calling all Autobots. We had to briefly disengage from the east wall in order to effectivly repair ourselves, but now we are battle ready and are back in the fight. Keep pushing them back, boys! They won't take us without a fight!

[Evolution Prime]

Maximus Prime, I am putting you in charge of all forces at the East Gate. Spectrum is en route to assist. Evolution Prime is still down. I have heard reports that he is close to returning to the from lines. Once he is back, I will be taking command of the Altigon forces at the West Gate.