The Energon Pub

Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:06 am

Bay's Jazz sucked, he looked cool and all but he was nothing like the G1 Jazz. He sounded like something from Adult Swim or even worse, youtube*.

*See Chad Warden.

News Credits: 2 · Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:06 am

YAY! JAZZ IS DEAD!

NOW KILL OFF POSERBEE AND BRING ON BRAWN!!!

:mrgreen:

Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:55 am

Jazz... I will miss you... he was not even close to G1 version, but it was Jazz... oh well :sad:

Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:09 pm

Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:09 pm

News Credits: 2 · Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:45 am

The latest LilFormers has some funny dead Jazz related goodness for those in this thread to enjoy.

Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:41 pm

DesalationReborn wrote:This title almost made me expect this speech:

Jazz is dead. Jazz remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was blackest and hippest of all that the world has yet owned has bled lubricant to death under our knives: who will wipe this oil off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become giant, transforming rappers simply to appear worthy of it?

Don't tell me no one got the joke!

News Credits: 2 · Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:25 am

DesalationReborn wrote:
DesalationReborn wrote:This title almost made me expect this speech:

Jazz is dead. Jazz remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was blackest and hippest of all that the world has yet owned has bled lubricant to death under our knives: who will wipe this oil off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become giant, transforming rappers simply to appear worthy of it?

Don't tell me no one got the joke!

It's a little highbrow for the movie audience and this thread don't you think?

Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:53 pm

Aw... Jazz.

Is all i can say.

Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:56 pm

Auto Bot wrote:Aw... Jazz.

Is all i can say.

I see a parody of that part, its like he is saying that he didn't care for him all.

"Aw..Jazz." then Optimus tosses Jazz's parts over to the side
"We lost a comrade, but we gained news ones, I never liked Jazz's music anyway."

News Credits: 7 · Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:58 pm

Predacon Rampage wrote:
Auto Bot wrote:Aw... Jazz.

Is all i can say.

I see a parody of that part, its like he is saying that he didn't care for him all.

"Aw..Jazz." then Optimus tosses Jazz's parts over to the side
"We lost a comrade, but we gained news ones, I never liked Jazz's music anyway."

yeah, I was surprised by Prime's reaction too. He didn't act very sad.

Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:16 pm

I can't say I'm exactly heartbroken over this news. As long as death actually means something in this 'universe' I'm ok with it.

And your right Prime's reaction was understated, but he also knows the pain of Megatron's betrayal and subsequent planet-wide genocide, so maybe he's just jaded. Although it could be argued that if Jazz was one of the last Autobot survivors, Prime could have , and should have been a lot more upset at the loss.

Or they were trying to wrap the movie up quickly at this point

Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:24 am

Now is time for all us to vote for Optimus Prime for PRESIDENT

Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:04 am

Omega Charge wrote:
Predacon Rampage wrote:
Auto Bot wrote:Aw... Jazz.

Is all i can say.

I see a parody of that part, its like he is saying that he didn't care for him all.

"Aw..Jazz." then Optimus tosses Jazz's parts over to the side
"We lost a comrade, but we gained news ones, I never liked Jazz's music anyway."
yeah, I was surprised by Prime's reaction too. He didn't act very sad.

That was already Prime's sad face. It's not easy to show a wide range of emotions with a thick metallic face.

Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:08 am

I think all Autobots were so focused on Megan Fox legs... well I was! so what?!?!?!

Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:10 am

imotron wrote:I think all Autobots were so focused on Megan Fox legs... well I was! so what?!?!?!

Now you know why Jazz wears that wierd reflective shades.

News Credits: 2 · Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:11 am

Get a hold of your hormones boy.

Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:17 am

Auto Bot wrote:
imotron wrote:I think all Autobots were so focused on Megan Fox legs... well I was! so what?!?!?!

Now you know why Jazz wears that wierd reflective shades.

I was wondering... now I wonder.. Do you wonder? or was it Wonder Woman?

Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:57 pm

imotron wrote:
Auto Bot wrote:
imotron wrote:I think all Autobots were so focused on Megan Fox legs... well I was! so what?!?!?!

Now you know why Jazz wears that wierd reflective shades.

I was wondering... now I wonder.. Do you wonder? or was it Wonder Woman?

Wonderful!

Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:42 pm

Wonder boy!

Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:29 am

Prime seems more upset by Megatron's "death", than the loss of Jazz.

Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:49 am

They just better bring Megatron back. I'm still unhappy that they killed him in the end. What would the X-men series have become had they killed Magneto at the end of the first movie? Thats my point. Megs better come back. Kill anyone else off But Megs and Optimus have to be the 2 consistants!