The Energon Pub

Jesus Prime wrote:Those, my lad, would be chips.
Freedom fries don't exist.
French fries are a type of crisp.

That is all.

LinkofHyrule wrote:Welcome.

This has got to the worts welcome thread gone bad

Rodimus_Lantern wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:Those, my lad, would be chips.
Freedom fries don't exist.
French fries are a type of crisp.

That is all.

I do believe Americans are the authority on all things fried. After all we are the fattest nation. Chips are these then little wisps of a thing.

Jesus Prime wrote:

Rodimus_Lantern wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:Those, my lad, would be chips.
Freedom fries don't exist.
French fries are a type of crisp.

That is all.

I do believe Americans are the authority on all things fried. After all we are the fattest nation. Chips are these then little wisps of a thing.

No, no, no. Europe is the authority on food. You guys are the fattest nation cuase you aren't doing it right.

Rodimus_Lantern wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:

Rodimus_Lantern wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:Those, my lad, would be chips.
Freedom fries don't exist.
French fries are a type of crisp.

That is all.

I do believe Americans are the authority on all things fried. After all we are the fattest nation. Chips are these then little wisps of a thing.

No, no, no. Europe is the authority on food. You guys are the fattest nation cuase you aren't doing it right.

Men prance around in skirts in Europe. They only do that in San Fransisco here. We win. Plus we have real Football not that commie nazi sport Soccer.

Blast Cannon wrote:

Rodimus_Lantern wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:

Rodimus_Lantern wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:Those, my lad, would be chips.
Freedom fries don't exist.
French fries are a type of crisp.

That is all.

I do believe Americans are the authority on all things fried. After all we are the fattest nation. Chips are these then little wisps of a thing.

No, no, no. Europe is the authority on food. You guys are the fattest nation cuase you aren't doing it right.

Men prance around in skirts in Europe. They only do that in San Fransisco here. We win. Plus we have real Football not that commie nazi sport Soccer.

Real football that utilises the foot so often.

Jesus Prime wrote:

Blast Cannon wrote:

Rodimus_Lantern wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:

Rodimus_Lantern wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:Those, my lad, would be chips.
Freedom fries don't exist.
French fries are a type of crisp.

That is all.

I do believe Americans are the authority on all things fried. After all we are the fattest nation. Chips are these then little wisps of a thing.

No, no, no. Europe is the authority on food. You guys are the fattest nation cuase you aren't doing it right.

Men prance around in skirts in Europe. They only do that in San Fransisco here. We win. Plus we have real Football not that commie nazi sport Soccer.

Real football that utilises the foot so often.

Men only wear skirts in Scotland. Europe is the continent that invented pretty much everything good that the Chinese didn't invent. Plus, all our different footballs are better than your one.

Blast Cannon wrote:Face it. Yours is just a country born out of Christian fundamentalists.

Madame Vandersexxx: Welcome to Club Vandersexxx, Amsterdam's most erotic club. Where your ever fantasy will be fulfilled.
Cooper: Also, says I get a free t-shirt with flyer.
Madame Vandersexxx: He is American. How sad for you to grow up in a country that was founded by prudes. A country over run with crime and illiteracy. A country were a man is forced to make sex to only one woman at a time and one must learn the woman's name before hand.
Cooper: It was horrible.
Madame Vandersexxx: I know, but you can come with me and let the vandersexxx begin.