The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 4:48 pm

I admire your ability to state two very sucky things as if they would both be awesome and that a choice is required to define the hierarchy of awesomeness, while in fact we are only defining which of the two sucks more. Bumblebee always sucks more, so here is your answer.

So... Which is more awesome... Drift or Wheelie?

by **Rex Prime** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:46 pm

Drift Or Whellie.

Could Spike Witwicky kill Starscream like Sam did?

News Credits: 15 · by **PrymeStriker** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 6:18 pm

probably not. Spike didn't go through puberty like Sam did

Why do the Quintessions look so stupid?

by **prowl123** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:39 pm

Cuz they are stupid!

WHy is Lazerbeak a bird?

News Credits: 15 · by **PrymeStriker** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:10 pm

Cause then they'd have to call him Laserspecimen

Why does Megatron have a fusion cannon?

by **prowl123** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:00 pm

No, he has a fusion cannon.

Does Ironhide dance?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:40 am

Like a bag of bricks.

How 'bout that Sunstorm fellow then?

by **prowl123** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:31 am

Ugh... don't remind me.

What about Erector?

by **Red 50** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:58 am

Sorry, can't quite get one now.

If you put G1 Drift and TFP Wheeljack into one ship with 300 Decepticons, then which one would kill most D'cons before destroyin' the ship and escaping?

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:37 pm

The one who isn't a crappy ass fanbot made by Shane "I don't read ****" McCarthy

Would a zombie bot eat a human, and vice versa

by **USDA Prime** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:43 am

Only with plenty of dipping sauce.

G1 Galvatron: Great leader, or the greatest leader?

by **Rex Prime** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:28 am

A Great Greatest Greator.

where we could learn the Transformers Language

News Credits: 15 · by **PrymeStriker** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:40 am

on Google Translate

Who came up with the name Erector!?

by **Red 50** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:38 am

A nerd watching pictures of Female Autobots.

Could Unicron eat Pluto and Charon?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:32 pm

Yeppers.

Ever carefully read the card on Erector? That's some serious pun-fun.

News Credits: 15 · by **PrymeStriker** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:58 pm

Maybe when he erects...

How come Ironhide is such a cowboy in the LAFS (Live-Action Film Series)?

by **Red 50** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:03 pm

It's obvious: he is Clint Eastbot!

Why does DOTM Shocwave never transform in the movie?

News Credits: 15 · by **PrymeStriker** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:19 pm

Because Bay hates people that use logic

Why is Ironhide clint eastbot?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:41 pm

Because he felt lucky. Punk.

Are you feeling lucky?

by **Red 50** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:14 pm

Oo Yeah.

With two moons does Cybertron ever have eclipses?

News Credits: 15 · by **PrymeStriker** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:00 pm

Every Year on June 6th, the 1st moon ignites into flames, and the 2nd moon helps make eclipses. God knows how the flames are put out...

Why does Cybertron look like someone took a bite out of it?