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Afro Samuria Vs Samauri Jack

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Afro Samuria Vs Samauri Jack

Postby Name_Violation » Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:55 am

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They each feel the other has offended their honor and is sent by their mortal enemy to slay them.

Set in some random post apocalyptic future desert wilderness setting.

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Re: Afro Samuria Vs Samauri Jack

Postby The Chronic » Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:13 am

Thats a hard one, but even though I can't picture Jack being brutal enough to dismember, impale or decapitate Afro, Im sure he's the better warrior

Do you remember the episode with the almost afro samurai guy and there in a tavern of something..?
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Re: Afro Samuria Vs Samauri Jack

Postby Psycho Warrior » Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:35 pm

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I have to say jack just because of all the weirdos he's overcome. Afro's talented and it's a LONG fight but I say Jack.
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Re: Afro Samuria Vs Samauri Jack

Postby Senor Hugo » Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:46 pm

Jack isn't merely a samurai. He's been trained in every fighting style across the world.

I think Jack will come out on top.
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Re: Afro Samuria Vs Samauri Jack

Postby Seibermong » Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:55 pm

yo thats question's up there with "what happens when we die?" people will all ways beg the knowledge of, the sum of the greatest warriors, what would their actions add up to?

its one thing to all ways ask but you know what i really dont wanna know the answer. just like watching a magic trick (illusion its an illusion) your all ways more interested when you dont know the secret behind it.
well for me its like that, yea sure probably sam jack would do it. of course he would only injure the afro dude, but make sure that he (sam jack) could get away far enough as to "not fight any more with the great samurai" (i imagine thats what he would say.)

and dont forget whose got the skill like someone mentioned before me, he's training from all walks of life from all the great men from around the world.

and the sword thats pretty much 100% perfect. one hit on afros blade and the life of the sword is over.

please take time to view a vid from youtube about the samurai sword http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ko9vR2_ptlA
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Re: Afro Samuria Vs Samauri Jack

Postby Name_Violation » Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:03 am

Motto: "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
Seibermong wrote:yo thats question's up there with "what happens when we die?" people will all ways beg the knowledge of, the sum of the greatest warriors, what would their actions add up to?

its one thing to all ways ask but you know what i really dont wanna know the answer. just like watching a magic trick (illusion its an illusion) your all ways more interested when you dont know the secret behind it.
well for me its like that, yea sure probably sam jack would do it. of course he would only injure the afro dude, but make sure that he (sam jack) could get away far enough as to "not fight any more with the great samurai" (i imagine thats what he would say.)

and dont forget whose got the skill like someone mentioned before me, he's training from all walks of life from all the great men from around the world.

and the sword thats pretty much 100% perfect. one hit on afros blade and the life of the sword is over.

please take time to view a vid from youtube about the samurai sword http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ko9vR2_ptlA



my god, SOMEONES channeling preacher prime from beast machines


Seibermong wrote:probably sam jack would do it. of course he would only injure the afro dude, but make sure that he (sam jack) could get away far enough as to "not fight any more with the great samurai" (i imagine thats what he would say.)

he's training from all walks of life from all the great men from around the world.

and the sword thats pretty much 100% perfect. one hit on afros blade and the life of the sword is over.


Fixed

besides when it boils down to it its a katana, afro has one too. and if its made in the future its probably got high tech polymers or some thing. why couldn't he do the same thing to jack?
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Re: Afro Samuria Vs Samauri Jack

Postby Seibermong » Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:50 pm

Has anyone watched the afro samurai movie yet? Its Afrotastic! I saw it on a website not even knowing it was out yet, what a lovely surprise that was

Name_Violation are you mental or something high tech polymers vs a magic sword made by gods, your having a laugh
apologise if you are an actual mentalist, no offense intended
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Re: Afro Samuria Vs Samauri Jack

Postby The Chronic » Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:44 pm

Yeah, I watched it at a mates house it were proper bo!

Name_Violation are you mental or something high tech polymers vs a magic sword made by gods, your having a laugh
apologise if you are an actual mentalist, no offense intended

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Re: Afro Samuria Vs Samauri Jack

Postby Name_Violation » Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:44 pm

Motto: "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
are people really saying technology can't beat magic?

I know magic sually wins gainst technology, but i don't see jack killing him. Afro would exploit that weakness.
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Re: Afro Samuria Vs Samauri Jack

Postby Tough Scorponok » Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:14 pm

Either Jack, or Afro wouldnt kill one another. Sounds like another Superman dilema....I have to say jack wins, but his sword shattering technigue wouldnt work on Afro's katana.
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Re: Afro Samuria Vs Samauri Jack

Postby Name_Violation » Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:57 pm

Motto: "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
Tough Scorponok wrote:Either Jack, or Afro wouldnt kill one another. Sounds like another Superman dilema....I have to say jack wins, but his sword shattering technigue wouldnt work on Afro's katana.

^necro bumbin is what i like to do
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Re: Afro Samuria Vs Samauri Jack

Postby Name_Violation » Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:10 pm

Motto: "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
Tough Scorponok wrote:Either Jack, or Afro wouldnt kill one another. Sounds like another Superman dilema....I have to say jack wins, but his sword shattering technigue wouldnt work on Afro's katana.

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Re: Afro Samuria Vs Samauri Jack

Postby snavej » Thu Oct 05, 2023 10:58 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
This is all very racist and bad. SJWs win. ;)
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