The Energon Pub

by **OPTlMUS PRlME** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:09 am

Barricade was captured by secter seven.i read that in my TRANSFORMERS book.

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:11 am

Actually he spotted a donut delivery truck going in the other direction and left the battle and got into a high speed chase for some jelly filled goodness.

That's why he suddenly disappeared.

by **OPTlMUS PRlME** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:17 am

That is not true! and you know it isn't!

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:18 am

It is so true!

by **OPTlMUS PRlME** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:29 am

NO IT ISN'T!!

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:30 am

OMG IT SO IS! How could you have missed the book's chapter on Barricade where they explicitly canonized his love for sweet baked goods!

by **OPTlMUS PRlME** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:34 am

Becouse i am reading it and have read it 3 times,and never saw were it said that! i think you havent read! you must not like TRANSFORMERS! well i adore them to and so much!!!

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:43 am

God love this guy, second best troll we ever had!

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:46 am

Oh Tekka,

You know that Barricade's love of donuts is second only to Hot Shot's love of JaAm.

by **OPTlMUS PRlME** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:51 am

you are making things up editor.so stop!! TF.!!

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:52 am

Hot Shot's love of JaAm is well documented.

[zero-kaiser's YouTube Channel] · by **zero-kaiser** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:58 am

Editor wrote:Hot Shot's love of JaAm is well documented.

you could say ...pAiNfUlLy so,..

...ill get my coat

News Credits: 8 · by **Electron** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:25 am

oh we talking about barricade's sudden donut run, i remember that, can't say i liked that part of the story kinda random and all #-o

, but hey you don't mess with a decepticon who needs jam

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:26 am

Electron wrote:oh we talking about barricade's sudden donut run, i remember that, can't say i liked that part of the story kinda random and all , but hey you don't mess with a decepticon who needs jam

Darn right.

by **Uber Galvatron** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:44 am

I too have read this chapter.
And it turns out that the Donut truck was a Decepticon that ransacked a Bakery shop and scanned a quick getaway vehicle to run away with the precious cargo, whom later contacted Barricade and then Both of them feasted on donuts and sang campfire songs untill dawn whilst the other Decepticons lost their sparks.

Now you may ask, Why would the Decepticons be so fiendish to steal a shop Donuts?
My answer: ThEy HaD JaAm

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:00 pm

I still have some donuts that can with my Bob and Doug MaKenzie figures, I wonder if my Barricade can hold on to one.

Then I'll need to find some JaAm for when I pick up Classics Hot Shot.

News Credits: 5 · by **Sledge** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:52 pm

If I get some jAm dOnuTs, can I lure Hot Shot and Barricade into a trap?

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:53 pm

Only if they are Ackbar brand donuts.

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:57 pm

Tekka wrote:Only if they are Ackbar brand donuts.

It's a TaRp!

News Credits: 5 · by **Sledge** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:58 pm

Shemale donuts: IT'S A TRAP!!!

by **Pyrostrata** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:11 pm

Tekka wrote:Actually he spotted a donut delivery truck going in the other direction and left the battle and got into a high speed chase for some jelly filled goodness.

That's why he suddenly disappeared.

LMAO! Best damned thing I have read all day!

Thanks for the guffaws! :lol:

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:51 pm

I give proof of Barricade's love of pastries.

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:23 am

Sledge wrote:Shemale donuts: IT'S A TRAP!!!

REMEMBER PG13! the wee prime is a youngin

News Credits: 8 · by **Forgotten** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:17 pm

I needed to read that. As for OPTIMUS PRIME, dude it's a bunch of alien robots that turn into vehicles/animals/background scenery. Don't take it so serious. It's all about FUN.

by **Lorekeeper** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:05 pm

Toruses (Tori?)(Plural of torus?)...

ahem...

Donut shapes would make alot of sense for a way to store energon. Cubes, although easy to stack, would be a structurally disasterous way to store energy. (I guess that's why they blew up all the time.)

Magnetic fields can be more stable in a torus shape, right? That's why the cyclotrons are donut-shaped.... or so I thought....

Energon donuts.. doughnaughts... doughnuts... do naughts...

yum.

Although they might explode when bitten...
good thing only Japanese transformers and beast-eras have teeth.