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Chuck Norris vs Dancing Power Balls

Postby Sailor Destron » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:15 pm

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It's Chuck Norris vs. the Dancing Power Balls! :D

Chuck Norris has his "fighting skills" like kicks and punches (maybe do something with exercise equipment, like throw it or something)

The Power Balls can kick and throw money

I vote for the Power Balls.

(O.K.-- so a Dancing Power Ball is basically a person dressed up in a ball costume who dances, there was like seven of them (The red ball is their leader) dancing and handing out money in front of a local university to celebrate Power Ball coming to Ohio. The news media had a field day.)

So later I saw the infomercial with Chuck Norris and his exercise equipment, and I thought it would be amusing :D if they fought each other.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Dancing Power Balls

Postby snavej » Sun Sep 24, 2023 8:56 pm

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
Chuck Norris is biologically impossible so Dancing Power Balls win by default.
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