The Energon Pub

by **USDA Prime** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:16 pm

My girlfriend recently got the Lady Gaga CD "Born This Way". If you haven't seen it, the cover is a motorcycle with Lady Gaga's upper body making up the front and handlebars. When I saw this my first thought was, "She's ripping off Cy-Kill from the Go-Bots!" So I thought, what would make a better fantasy battle?

The Leader of the Renegade Go-Bots, Cy-Kill, versus the most unique dresser in the world, Lady Gaga!

FIGHT!

by **Optimus Eeyore** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:30 pm

I have no clue how to call that match, but congratulations your thread has kicked my brain's ass.

News Credits: 6 · by **BeastProwl** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:22 am

how to address this.....
Cykill.....wins? I don't know....Because he's a giant frikkin robot...Other than that, IDK, Whatever. I don't like either that much, I mean, I like Cykill, but only because of his name...

by **The Potentate** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:56 am

If Cykill hears her "music" he shoots himself in the head.

News Credits: 1 · by **MightyMagnus78** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:33 am

The Potentate wrote:If Cykill hears her "music" he shoots himself in the head.

If Gaga was there in person, then that scenario would be perfect, because as Cy-kill's cold, dead, lifeless body falls to the ground, it crashes Gaga in the process. Win/Win?

I call draw!

News Credits: 6 · by **BeastProwl** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:16 am

MightyMagnus78 wrote:
The Potentate wrote:If Cykill hears her "music" he shoots himself in the head.

If Gaga was there in person, then that scenario would be perfect, because as Cy-kill's cold, dead, lifeless body falls to the ground, it crashes Gaga in the process. Win/Win?

I call draw!

^THIS^
Class dismissed

by **Dagon** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:43 pm

MightyMagnus78 wrote:
The Potentate wrote:If Cykill hears her "music" he shoots himself in the head.

If Gaga was there in person, then that scenario would be perfect, because as Cy-kill's cold, dead, lifeless body falls to the ground, it crashes Gaga in the process. Win/Win?

I call draw!

I wouldn't call that a draw. I'd call that a clear victory for mankind. We'd all be a little better off without Gaga.

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:36 am

Dagon wrote:
MightyMagnus78 wrote:
The Potentate wrote:If Cykill hears her "music" he shoots himself in the head.

If Gaga was there in person, then that scenario would be perfect, because as Cy-kill's cold, dead, lifeless body falls to the ground, it crashes Gaga in the process. Win/Win?

I call draw!

I wouldn't call that a draw. I'd call that a clear victory for mankind. We'd all be a little better off without Gaga.

It's uncanny how much I'm rooting for Gaga here. Cykill cleary has the superior name, but it somehow also spells V-I-C-T-I-M to me.

News Credits: 104 · by **AutobotJazz** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:49 am

Cy-Kill without mercy.

by **snavej** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:21 am

Cy-Kill starts ripping the flesh from Gaga. It takes a few moments for him to realise that he only has her dress made of meat. Meanwhile, Gaga has run away naked.