The Energon Pub

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 6:14 pm

I've been pondering on this idea for a while and thought it'd be fun to have an archive thread of some of Seibertron's funniest and wisest posts.

Rules are simple, but strict, so as to avoid pissing anybody off.

You are not allowed to take somebody else's quote and pawn it off as your own
When you post a quote, if you receive an IM or some other form of communication requesting you to remove it, you should do so.
You are not to include profanity unless it is censored and not used without pertinence.

So, quote away Seibertronians. And have fun.

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:05 pm

Some of my insightful gems.

SW's SilverHammer wrote:Actually the problem is right now, mostly drunk, I want Cyclonus's Holomatter avatar to claw me across the face and tongue my bloody mouth.

SW's SilverHammer wrote:Eat my ass funpub

SW's SilverHammer wrote:Something tells me Vos locked himself in his room to listen to his Tears for Fears albums.

SW's SilverHammer wrote:Oh my god, Gay robots are infiltrating our country from the U.K and Corrupting our youth culture! I propose we form a task force against this! hmm,
League Against Beasts Infiltrating America? No, hmm Brotherhood United To Tirelessly Satisfy Ethical Xenophillia. Perfect!

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 10:11 am

Too many rules, little dude.

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 12:15 pm

Ironhidensh wrote:Too many rules, little dude.

Reduced, I was just trying to make sure this didn't result in a flame war.

News Credits: 13 · by **OptimalOptimus2** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 3:37 pm

SW's SilverHammer wrote:Take the most horrifying, awful thing you can think of and multiply it by cancer.

Good enough?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 3:43 pm

Original post currently lost, but..

Fanboy wrote:You need to see the figure, feel the figure , lick the figure , be the figure,
And only then can you love mp 01 the way I have.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 5:14 pm

Oh hey speaking of him! He's due to pop up soon in his new look. Should be fun tines! ;)^

News Credits: 16 · by **It Is Him** » Sat Aug 01, 2015 10:39 pm

Me?

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 11:19 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Madeus Prime wrote:Yeah, with the right amount of WD-40 you can do damn near anything.
I'm so going to use this line the next time a woman rejects my suggestions in the bedroom.