The Energon Pub

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

Ouchies.[/quote]
*authorities knock on locust's door*

Mr. Locust we're here to tell you you must have your brain put down. It mauled a 2 year old and she is sueing you for damages.[/quote]

Again? Jeez... first the kidneys maul the mailman and the liver makes a litter with the neighbor's liver...

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

Ouchies.[/quote]
*authorities knock on locust's door*

Mr. Locust we're here to tell you you must have your brain put down. It mauled a 2 year old and she is sueing you for damages.[/quote]

Again? Jeez... first the kidneys maul the mailman and the liver makes a litter with the neighbor's liver...[/quote]
Hey, I had to do it when my left eyeball tore off the bartender's nose. Those darn things attack at a momments notice.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

Ouchies.[/quote]
*authorities knock on locust's door*

Mr. Locust we're here to tell you you must have your brain put down. It mauled a 2 year old and she is sueing you for damages.[/quote]

Again? Jeez... first the kidneys maul the mailman and the liver makes a litter with the neighbor's liver...[/quote]
Hey, I had to do it when my left eyeball tore off the bartender's nose. Those darn things attack at a momments notice.[/quote]

Nothing more painful than when the potatoes get run over when crossing the street. that's roadkill you don't want to feel.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

Ouchies.[/quote]
*authorities knock on locust's door*

Mr. Locust we're here to tell you you must have your brain put down. It mauled a 2 year old and she is sueing you for damages.[/quote]

Again? Jeez... first the kidneys maul the mailman and the liver makes a litter with the neighbor's liver...[/quote]
Hey, I had to do it when my left eyeball tore off the bartender's nose. Those darn things attack at a momments notice.[/quote]

Nothing more painful than when the potatoes get run over when crossing the street. that's roadkill you don't want to feel.[/quote]
try moving a skunk that's been bloating on the side of the road for a few days. Worst. Smell. Ever.

[UFO]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

Ouchies.[/quote]
*authorities knock on locust's door*

Mr. Locust we're here to tell you you must have your brain put down. It mauled a 2 year old and she is sueing you for damages.[/quote]

Again? Jeez... first the kidneys maul the mailman and the liver makes a litter with the neighbor's liver...[/quote]
Hey, I had to do it when my left eyeball tore off the bartender's nose. Those darn things attack at a momments notice.[/quote]

Nothing more painful than when the potatoes get run over when crossing the street. that's roadkill you don't want to feel.[/quote]
try moving a skunk that's been bloating on the side of the road for a few days. Worst. Smell. Ever.[/quote]
Ew.

[Halo]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

Ouchies.[/quote]
*authorities knock on locust's door*

Mr. Locust we're here to tell you you must have your brain put down. It mauled a 2 year old and she is sueing you for damages.[/quote]

Again? Jeez... first the kidneys maul the mailman and the liver makes a litter with the neighbor's liver...[/quote]
Hey, I had to do it when my left eyeball tore off the bartender's nose. Those darn things attack at a momments notice.[/quote]

Nothing more painful than when the potatoes get run over when crossing the street. that's roadkill you don't want to feel.[/quote]
try moving a skunk that's been bloating on the side of the road for a few days. Worst. Smell. Ever.[/quote]
Ew. [/quote]
That totally reminds me of this time a skunk in my backyard sprayed the neighbors cat right in the middle of the cats face. It was funny.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

Ouchies.[/quote]
*authorities knock on locust's door*

Mr. Locust we're here to tell you you must have your brain put down. It mauled a 2 year old and she is sueing you for damages.[/quote]

Again? Jeez... first the kidneys maul the mailman and the liver makes a litter with the neighbor's liver...[/quote]
Hey, I had to do it when my left eyeball tore off the bartender's nose. Those darn things attack at a momments notice.[/quote]

Nothing more painful than when the potatoes get run over when crossing the street. that's roadkill you don't want to feel.[/quote]
try moving a skunk that's been bloating on the side of the road for a few days. Worst. Smell. Ever.[/quote]
Ew. [/quote]
That totally reminds me of this time a skunk in my backyard sprayed the neighbors cat right in the middle of the cats face. It was funny.[/quote]

for everyone except the cat, I'm sure.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

Ouchies.[/quote]
*authorities knock on locust's door*

Mr. Locust we're here to tell you you must have your brain put down. It mauled a 2 year old and she is sueing you for damages.[/quote]

Again? Jeez... first the kidneys maul the mailman and the liver makes a litter with the neighbor's liver...[/quote]
Hey, I had to do it when my left eyeball tore off the bartender's nose. Those darn things attack at a momments notice.[/quote]

Nothing more painful than when the potatoes get run over when crossing the street. that's roadkill you don't want to feel.[/quote]
try moving a skunk that's been bloating on the side of the road for a few days. Worst. Smell. Ever.[/quote]
Ew. [/quote]
That totally reminds me of this time a skunk in my backyard sprayed the neighbors cat right in the middle of the cats face. It was funny.[/quote]

for everyone except the cat, I'm sure.[/quote]
kinda like when we pick on randy. He's not a masochist.

[Halo]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

Ouchies.[/quote]
*authorities knock on locust's door*

Mr. Locust we're here to tell you you must have your brain put down. It mauled a 2 year old and she is sueing you for damages.[/quote]

Again? Jeez... first the kidneys maul the mailman and the liver makes a litter with the neighbor's liver...[/quote]
Hey, I had to do it when my left eyeball tore off the bartender's nose. Those darn things attack at a momments notice.[/quote]

Nothing more painful than when the potatoes get run over when crossing the street. that's roadkill you don't want to feel.[/quote]
try moving a skunk that's been bloating on the side of the road for a few days. Worst. Smell. Ever.[/quote]
Ew. [/quote]
That totally reminds me of this time a skunk in my backyard sprayed the neighbors cat right in the middle of the cats face. It was funny.[/quote]

for everyone except the cat, I'm sure.[/quote]
kinda like when we pick on randy. He's not a masochist.[/quote]
He's just unloved.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

Ouchies.[/quote]
*authorities knock on locust's door*

Mr. Locust we're here to tell you you must have your brain put down. It mauled a 2 year old and she is sueing you for damages.[/quote]

Again? Jeez... first the kidneys maul the mailman and the liver makes a litter with the neighbor's liver...[/quote]
Hey, I had to do it when my left eyeball tore off the bartender's nose. Those darn things attack at a momments notice.[/quote]

Nothing more painful than when the potatoes get run over when crossing the street. that's roadkill you don't want to feel.[/quote]
try moving a skunk that's been bloating on the side of the road for a few days. Worst. Smell. Ever.[/quote]
Ew. [/quote]
That totally reminds me of this time a skunk in my backyard sprayed the neighbors cat right in the middle of the cats face. It was funny.[/quote]

for everyone except the cat, I'm sure.[/quote]
kinda like when we pick on randy. He's not a masochist.[/quote]
He's just unloved.[/quote]

Well I hope you're up to giving him compassion and tenderness. the rest of us just stocked up on ammo so we're kinda invested at the moment.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

Ouchies.[/quote]
*authorities knock on locust's door*

Mr. Locust we're here to tell you you must have your brain put down. It mauled a 2 year old and she is sueing you for damages.[/quote]

Again? Jeez... first the kidneys maul the mailman and the liver makes a litter with the neighbor's liver...[/quote]
Hey, I had to do it when my left eyeball tore off the bartender's nose. Those darn things attack at a momments notice.[/quote]

Nothing more painful than when the potatoes get run over when crossing the street. that's roadkill you don't want to feel.[/quote]
try moving a skunk that's been bloating on the side of the road for a few days. Worst. Smell. Ever.[/quote]
Ew. [/quote]
That totally reminds me of this time a skunk in my backyard sprayed the neighbors cat right in the middle of the cats face. It was funny.[/quote]

for everyone except the cat, I'm sure.[/quote]
kinda like when we pick on randy. He's not a masochist.[/quote]
He's just unloved.[/quote]

Well I hope you're up to giving him compassion and tenderness. the rest of us just stocked up on ammo so we're kinda invested at the moment. [/quote]
and i just rubber band-ed a power sander to his neck and flipped it to the WTF setting.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

Ouchies.[/quote]
*authorities knock on locust's door*

Mr. Locust we're here to tell you you must have your brain put down. It mauled a 2 year old and she is sueing you for damages.[/quote]

Again? Jeez... first the kidneys maul the mailman and the liver makes a litter with the neighbor's liver...[/quote]
Hey, I had to do it when my left eyeball tore off the bartender's nose. Those darn things attack at a momments notice.[/quote]

Nothing more painful than when the potatoes get run over when crossing the street. that's roadkill you don't want to feel.[/quote]
try moving a skunk that's been bloating on the side of the road for a few days. Worst. Smell. Ever.[/quote]
Ew. [/quote]
That totally reminds me of this time a skunk in my backyard sprayed the neighbors cat right in the middle of the cats face. It was funny.[/quote]

for everyone except the cat, I'm sure.[/quote]
kinda like when we pick on randy. He's not a masochist.[/quote]
He's just unloved.[/quote]

Well I hope you're up to giving him compassion and tenderness. the rest of us just stocked up on ammo so we're kinda invested at the moment. [/quote]
and i just rubber band-ed a power sander to his neck and flipped it to the WTF setting.[/quote]

wet tingly feeling? who the hell came up with that setting?

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

Ouchies.[/quote]
*authorities knock on locust's door*

Mr. Locust we're here to tell you you must have your brain put down. It mauled a 2 year old and she is sueing you for damages.[/quote]

Again? Jeez... first the kidneys maul the mailman and the liver makes a litter with the neighbor's liver...[/quote]
Hey, I had to do it when my left eyeball tore off the bartender's nose. Those darn things attack at a momments notice.[/quote]

Nothing more painful than when the potatoes get run over when crossing the street. that's roadkill you don't want to feel.[/quote]
try moving a skunk that's been bloating on the side of the road for a few days. Worst. Smell. Ever.[/quote]
Ew. [/quote]
That totally reminds me of this time a skunk in my backyard sprayed the neighbors cat right in the middle of the cats face. It was funny.[/quote]

for everyone except the cat, I'm sure.[/quote]
kinda like when we pick on randy. He's not a masochist.[/quote]
He's just unloved.[/quote]

Well I hope you're up to giving him compassion and tenderness. the rest of us just stocked up on ammo so we're kinda invested at the moment. [/quote]
and i just rubber band-ed a power sander to his neck and flipped it to the WTF setting.[/quote]

wet tingly feeling? who the hell came up with that setting?[/quote]
It was intended as a joke but fell through the cracks when choices were discussed.

[Tweezy]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

Ouchies.[/quote]
*authorities knock on locust's door*

Mr. Locust we're here to tell you you must have your brain put down. It mauled a 2 year old and she is sueing you for damages.[/quote]

Again? Jeez... first the kidneys maul the mailman and the liver makes a litter with the neighbor's liver...[/quote]
Hey, I had to do it when my left eyeball tore off the bartender's nose. Those darn things attack at a momments notice.[/quote]

Nothing more painful than when the potatoes get run over when crossing the street. that's roadkill you don't want to feel.[/quote]
try moving a skunk that's been bloating on the side of the road for a few days. Worst. Smell. Ever.[/quote]
Ew. [/quote]
That totally reminds me of this time a skunk in my backyard sprayed the neighbors cat right in the middle of the cats face. It was funny.[/quote]

for everyone except the cat, I'm sure.[/quote]
kinda like when we pick on randy. He's not a masochist.[/quote]
He's just unloved.[/quote]

Well I hope you're up to giving him compassion and tenderness. the rest of us just stocked up on ammo so we're kinda invested at the moment. [/quote]
and i just rubber band-ed a power sander to his neck and flipped it to the WTF setting.[/quote]

wet tingly feeling? who the hell came up with that setting?[/quote]
It was intended as a joke but fell through the cracks when choices were discussed.[/quote]
Those must've been some pretty big cracks. almost as big as this quote!

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

Ouchies.[/quote]
*authorities knock on locust's door*

Mr. Locust we're here to tell you you must have your brain put down. It mauled a 2 year old and she is sueing you for damages.[/quote]

Again? Jeez... first the kidneys maul the mailman and the liver makes a litter with the neighbor's liver...[/quote]
Hey, I had to do it when my left eyeball tore off the bartender's nose. Those darn things attack at a momments notice.[/quote]

Nothing more painful than when the potatoes get run over when crossing the street. that's roadkill you don't want to feel.[/quote]
try moving a skunk that's been bloating on the side of the road for a few days. Worst. Smell. Ever.[/quote]
Ew. [/quote]
That totally reminds me of this time a skunk in my backyard sprayed the neighbors cat right in the middle of the cats face. It was funny.[/quote]

for everyone except the cat, I'm sure.[/quote]
kinda like when we pick on randy. He's not a masochist.[/quote]
He's just unloved.[/quote]

Well I hope you're up to giving him compassion and tenderness. the rest of us just stocked up on ammo so we're kinda invested at the moment. [/quote]
and i just rubber band-ed a power sander to his neck and flipped it to the WTF setting.[/quote]

wet tingly feeling? who the hell came up with that setting?[/quote]
It was intended as a joke but fell through the cracks when choices were discussed.[/quote]
Those must've been some pretty big cracks. almost as big as this quote![/quote]
No, but almost.

[Halo]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

Ouchies.[/quote]
*authorities knock on locust's door*

Mr. Locust we're here to tell you you must have your brain put down. It mauled a 2 year old and she is sueing you for damages.[/quote]

Again? Jeez... first the kidneys maul the mailman and the liver makes a litter with the neighbor's liver...[/quote]
Hey, I had to do it when my left eyeball tore off the bartender's nose. Those darn things attack at a momments notice.[/quote]

Nothing more painful than when the potatoes get run over when crossing the street. that's roadkill you don't want to feel.[/quote]
try moving a skunk that's been bloating on the side of the road for a few days. Worst. Smell. Ever.[/quote]
Ew. [/quote]
That totally reminds me of this time a skunk in my backyard sprayed the neighbors cat right in the middle of the cats face. It was funny.[/quote]

for everyone except the cat, I'm sure.[/quote]
kinda like when we pick on randy. He's not a masochist.[/quote]
He's just unloved.[/quote]

Well I hope you're up to giving him compassion and tenderness. the rest of us just stocked up on ammo so we're kinda invested at the moment. [/quote]
and i just rubber band-ed a power sander to his neck and flipped it to the WTF setting.[/quote]

wet tingly feeling? who the hell came up with that setting?[/quote]
It was intended as a joke but fell through the cracks when choices were discussed.[/quote]
Those must've been some pretty big cracks. almost as big as this quote![/quote]
No, but almost.[/quote]
How close is almost?

[UFO]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

Ouchies.[/quote]
*authorities knock on locust's door*

Mr. Locust we're here to tell you you must have your brain put down. It mauled a 2 year old and she is sueing you for damages.[/quote]

Again? Jeez... first the kidneys maul the mailman and the liver makes a litter with the neighbor's liver...[/quote]
Hey, I had to do it when my left eyeball tore off the bartender's nose. Those darn things attack at a momments notice.[/quote]

Nothing more painful than when the potatoes get run over when crossing the street. that's roadkill you don't want to feel.[/quote]
try moving a skunk that's been bloating on the side of the road for a few days. Worst. Smell. Ever.[/quote]
Ew. [/quote]
That totally reminds me of this time a skunk in my backyard sprayed the neighbors cat right in the middle of the cats face. It was funny.[/quote]

for everyone except the cat, I'm sure.[/quote]
kinda like when we pick on randy. He's not a masochist.[/quote]
He's just unloved.[/quote]

Well I hope you're up to giving him compassion and tenderness. the rest of us just stocked up on ammo so we're kinda invested at the moment. [/quote]
and i just rubber band-ed a power sander to his neck and flipped it to the WTF setting.[/quote]

wet tingly feeling? who the hell came up with that setting?[/quote]
It was intended as a joke but fell through the cracks when choices were discussed.[/quote]
Those must've been some pretty big cracks. almost as big as this quote![/quote]
No, but almost.[/quote]
How close is almost?[/quote]
Humongo-noid-us Giganto-normous-ly big.

[Psycho Warrior]

I'd have to say the cracks were as big as the rolls of fat on Queen Lotifa's neck.

[The Happy Locust]

Talk about a backside you could pitch a tent on.

[Psycho Warrior]

Talk about a backside you could pitch a tent on.

Yeah I'm pretty sure you could hallow her left ass cheek out and make a condo out of it and she'd neve notice.

[The Happy Locust]

Talk about a backside you could pitch a tent on.

Yeah I'm pretty sure you could hallow her left ass cheek out and make a condo out of it and she'd neve notice.

of course, there's no denying she's still somehow attractive in an odd sort of way.

[Psycho Warrior]

Talk about a backside you could pitch a tent on.

Yeah I'm pretty sure you could hallow her left ass cheek out and make a condo out of it and she'd neve notice.

of course, there's no denying she's still somehow attractive in an odd sort of way.

So locust is a chubby chaser now?

[Tweezy]

Talk about a backside you could pitch a tent on.

Yeah I'm pretty sure you could hallow her left ass cheek out and make a condo out of it and she'd neve notice.

of course, there's no denying she's still somehow attractive in an odd sort of way.

So locust is a chubby chaser now?

looks like the bases are loaded!

[Psycho Warrior]

Talk about a backside you could pitch a tent on.

Yeah I'm pretty sure you could hallow her left ass cheek out and make a condo out of it and she'd neve notice.

of course, there's no denying she's still somehow attractive in an odd sort of way.

So locust is a chubby chaser now?

looks like the bases are loaded!

Halo steps up to the plate...

[UFO]

Talk about a backside you could pitch a tent on.

Yeah I'm pretty sure you could hallow her left ass cheek out and make a condo out of it and she'd neve notice.

of course, there's no denying she's still somehow attractive in an odd sort of way.

So locust is a chubby chaser now?

looks like the bases are loaded!

Halo steps up to the plate...

Time to complain, Family Guy style!

Ugh, this is worth than the time Locust was a Dominatrix Weatherwoman.

*Flashback, Locust talks in fake girly voice*

"Today will be cloudy with a 100% chance of YOU GETTING A WHUPPIN!"

*Unflashback*