The Energon Pub

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"]Halo's shot me too many times. I have a lead immunity.

Which is why all my bullets are made of Teflon now.

Leaves no sticky mess!

because bullets are so hard to clean.

You guys always complain even when I clean the bullets for you. Really, does industrial strength cleaners and polishers really sting that much? And those bullet's are ever so shiny in those ventricles.

Well the warning on the bottles say don't swallow or get them in your eyes. The bullet eating contest was ruined.

Damn mass produced label warnings...

Well we started to worry when contestant number 3 starting crying blood and sweating gravy.

Last time I sweated gravy they tied me up und threw me on a huge pile of volcano shaped mashed potatos. My landing was very soft.

Sounds like fun.

yeah but potatoes up your nose ain't.[/quote]

Says you.

*Locust inhales through his mouth, inflating like a balloon. With a tremendous effort, he pops a pair of potatoes out of his nose at bullet-speeds. *

these potatoes mash you.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]Halo's shot me too many times. I have a lead immunity.

Which is why all my bullets are made of Teflon now.

Leaves no sticky mess!

because bullets are so hard to clean.

You guys always complain even when I clean the bullets for you. Really, does industrial strength cleaners and polishers really sting that much? And those bullet's are ever so shiny in those ventricles.

Well the warning on the bottles say don't swallow or get them in your eyes. The bullet eating contest was ruined.

Damn mass produced label warnings...

Well we started to worry when contestant number 3 starting crying blood and sweating gravy.

Last time I sweated gravy they tied me up und threw me on a huge pile of volcano shaped mashed potatos. My landing was very soft.

Sounds like fun.

yeah but potatoes up your nose ain't.[/quote]

Says you.

*Locust inhales through his mouth, inflating like a balloon. With a tremendous effort, he pops a pair of potatoes out of his nose at bullet-speeds. *

these potatoes mash you.[/quote]
Locust smirnoff everybody!

[UFO]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]Halo's shot me too many times. I have a lead immunity.

Which is why all my bullets are made of Teflon now.

Leaves no sticky mess!

because bullets are so hard to clean.

You guys always complain even when I clean the bullets for you. Really, does industrial strength cleaners and polishers really sting that much? And those bullet's are ever so shiny in those ventricles.

Well the warning on the bottles say don't swallow or get them in your eyes. The bullet eating contest was ruined.

Damn mass produced label warnings...

Well we started to worry when contestant number 3 starting crying blood and sweating gravy.

Last time I sweated gravy they tied me up und threw me on a huge pile of volcano shaped mashed potatos. My landing was very soft.

Sounds like fun.

yeah but potatoes up your nose ain't.[/quote]

Says you.

*Locust inhales through his mouth, inflating like a balloon. With a tremendous effort, he pops a pair of potatoes out of his nose at bullet-speeds. *

these potatoes mash you.[/quote]
Locust smirnoff everybody![/quote]
Is Soviet Russia Locust Smirnoff, yes?

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]Halo's shot me too many times. I have a lead immunity.

Which is why all my bullets are made of Teflon now.

Leaves no sticky mess!

because bullets are so hard to clean.

You guys always complain even when I clean the bullets for you. Really, does industrial strength cleaners and polishers really sting that much? And those bullet's are ever so shiny in those ventricles.

Well the warning on the bottles say don't swallow or get them in your eyes. The bullet eating contest was ruined.

Damn mass produced label warnings...

Well we started to worry when contestant number 3 starting crying blood and sweating gravy.

Last time I sweated gravy they tied me up und threw me on a huge pile of volcano shaped mashed potatos. My landing was very soft.

Sounds like fun.

yeah but potatoes up your nose ain't.[/quote]

Says you.

*Locust inhales through his mouth, inflating like a balloon. With a tremendous effort, he pops a pair of potatoes out of his nose at bullet-speeds. *

these potatoes mash you.[/quote]
Locust smirnoff everybody![/quote]
Is Soviet Russia Locust Smirnoff, yes?[/quote]
That'd be fun.

[1337W422102]

Did someone say Soviet Russia??

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia says YOU!

[UFO]

Did someone say Soviet Russia??

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia says YOU!

I say it before. I say it again.

Soviet celebrate 5 S's.

Stalin, Stalin, Lenin, Stalin, and Stalin.

Lenin has silent S in it.

In Soviet Russia, you no grow plants, it too cold!

[1337W422102]

Did someone say Soviet Russia??

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia says YOU!

I say it before. I say it again.

Soviet celebrate 5 S's.

Stalin, Stalin, Lenin, Stalin, and Stalin.

Lenin has silent S in it.

In Soviet Russia, you no grow plants, it too cold!

Statement is incorrect, comrade. In Soviet Union, S's celebrate YOU, and in Soviet Union, plants grow YOU!

[The Happy Locust]

Did someone say Soviet Russia??

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia says YOU!

I say it before. I say it again.

Soviet celebrate 5 S's.

Stalin, Stalin, Lenin, Stalin, and Stalin.

Lenin has silent S in it.

In Soviet Russia, you no grow plants, it too cold!

Statement is incorrect, comrade. In Soviet Union, S's celebrate YOU, and in Soviet Union, plants grow YOU!

And in ancient past, Yakov smirnov was still funny.

[Psycho Warrior]

Did someone say Soviet Russia??

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia says YOU!

I say it before. I say it again.

Soviet celebrate 5 S's.

Stalin, Stalin, Lenin, Stalin, and Stalin.

Lenin has silent S in it.

In Soviet Russia, you no grow plants, it too cold!

Statement is incorrect, comrade. In Soviet Union, S's celebrate YOU, and in Soviet Union, plants grow YOU!

And in ancient past, Yakov smirnov was still funny.

Welcome, here in Locust mart, we buy you. Get to work.

[The Happy Locust]

Did someone say Soviet Russia??

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia says YOU!

I say it before. I say it again.

Soviet celebrate 5 S's.

Stalin, Stalin, Lenin, Stalin, and Stalin.

Lenin has silent S in it.

In Soviet Russia, you no grow plants, it too cold!

Statement is incorrect, comrade. In Soviet Union, S's celebrate YOU, and in Soviet Union, plants grow YOU!

And in ancient past, Yakov smirnov was still funny.

Welcome, here in Locust mart, we buy you. Get to work.

*giant red-tint Locust poster placed on far wall. *

laziness is counter-revolutionary. *cackles*
Low prices are life-giving. *cackles*
Pants and skirts are optional *cackles*

[UFO]

Did someone say Soviet Russia??

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia says YOU!

I say it before. I say it again.

Soviet celebrate 5 S's.

Stalin, Stalin, Lenin, Stalin, and Stalin.

Lenin has silent S in it.

In Soviet Russia, you no grow plants, it too cold!

Statement is incorrect, comrade. In Soviet Union, S's celebrate YOU, and in Soviet Union, plants grow YOU!

And in ancient past, Yakov smirnov was still funny.

Welcome, here in Locust mart, we buy you. Get to work.

*giant red-tint Locust poster placed on far wall. *

laziness is counter-revolutionary. *cackles*
Low prices are life-giving. *cackles*
Pants and skirts are optional *cackles*

Hm.
"No hedgehog-esque things allowed."
Good thing I'm ignoring that sign.

[Psycho Warrior]

Did someone say Soviet Russia??

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia says YOU!

I say it before. I say it again.

Soviet celebrate 5 S's.

Stalin, Stalin, Lenin, Stalin, and Stalin.

Lenin has silent S in it.

In Soviet Russia, you no grow plants, it too cold!

Statement is incorrect, comrade. In Soviet Union, S's celebrate YOU, and in Soviet Union, plants grow YOU!

And in ancient past, Yakov smirnov was still funny.

Welcome, here in Locust mart, we buy you. Get to work.

*giant red-tint Locust poster placed on far wall. *

laziness is counter-revolutionary. *cackles*
Low prices are life-giving. *cackles*
Pants and skirts are optional *cackles*

Hm.
"No hedgehog-esque things allowed."
Good thing I'm ignoring that sign.

*walks in wearing boots, gloves, and one of the russian hats and nothing else*
... Locust these uniforms suck.

[UFO]

Did someone say Soviet Russia??

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia says YOU!

I say it before. I say it again.

Soviet celebrate 5 S's.

Stalin, Stalin, Lenin, Stalin, and Stalin.

Lenin has silent S in it.

In Soviet Russia, you no grow plants, it too cold!

Statement is incorrect, comrade. In Soviet Union, S's celebrate YOU, and in Soviet Union, plants grow YOU!

And in ancient past, Yakov smirnov was still funny.

Welcome, here in Locust mart, we buy you. Get to work.

*giant red-tint Locust poster placed on far wall. *

laziness is counter-revolutionary. *cackles*
Low prices are life-giving. *cackles*
Pants and skirts are optional *cackles*

Hm.
"No hedgehog-esque things allowed."
Good thing I'm ignoring that sign.

*walks in wearing boots, gloves, and one of the russian hats and nothing else*
... Locust these uniforms suck.

My Danger-Zone is cold...Can I at least have a towel?

[The Happy Locust]

Hm.
"No hedgehog-esque things allowed."
Good thing I'm ignoring that sign.

That wasn't my rule. That just turned up in the free wacky bonus signs bin.

[Psycho Warrior]

Hm.
"No hedgehog-esque things allowed."
Good thing I'm ignoring that sign.

That wasn't my rule. That just turned up in the free wacky bonus signs bin.

Oh good. *walks in carrying all his various parasites and the 'no bloodsuckers allowed' sign.

[1337W422102]

(walks in with the sun and some bricks for foundation)
My bad, I thought we were actually building a Starbase in here...!

[The Happy Locust]

(walks in with the sun and some bricks for foundation)
My bad, I thought we were actually building a Starbase in here...!

we built that thing ages ago.

*points to an outhouse glued to a few 2 x 4s. *

Now it's time for our union-demanded 27 year break for every hour worked.

[1337W422102]

(walks in with the sun and some bricks for foundation)
My bad, I thought we were actually building a Starbase in here...!

we built that thing ages ago.

*points to an outhouse glued to a few 2 x 4s. *

Now it's time for our union-demanded 27 year break for every hour worked.

Sweet, I want in on that. You guys got dental?

[The Happy Locust]

(walks in with the sun and some bricks for foundation)
My bad, I thought we were actually building a Starbase in here...!

we built that thing ages ago.

*points to an outhouse glued to a few 2 x 4s. *

Now it's time for our union-demanded 27 year break for every hour worked.

Sweet, I want in on that. You guys got dental?

you get a hurt tooth, we get steel-toed shoes. We're on an HMO.

[UFO]

(walks in with the sun and some bricks for foundation)
My bad, I thought we were actually building a Starbase in here...!

we built that thing ages ago.

*points to an outhouse glued to a few 2 x 4s. *

Now it's time for our union-demanded 27 year break for every hour worked.

Sweet, I want in on that. You guys got dental?

you get a hurt tooth, we get steel-toed shoes. We're on an HMO.

I want paid vacations, holidays, and akward meetings that are hosted by Steve Correll! (sp?)

[The Happy Locust]

(walks in with the sun and some bricks for foundation)
My bad, I thought we were actually building a Starbase in here...!

we built that thing ages ago.

*points to an outhouse glued to a few 2 x 4s. *

Now it's time for our union-demanded 27 year break for every hour worked.

Sweet, I want in on that. You guys got dental?

you get a hurt tooth, we get steel-toed shoes. We're on an HMO.

I want paid vacations, holidays, and akward meetings that are hosted by Steve Correll! (sp?)

You get two days straight in the bathroom, a packaged dinner on Christmas, and Gilbert Godfreid hosts your wedding.

[UFO]

(walks in with the sun and some bricks for foundation)
My bad, I thought we were actually building a Starbase in here...!

we built that thing ages ago.

*points to an outhouse glued to a few 2 x 4s. *

Now it's time for our union-demanded 27 year break for every hour worked.

Sweet, I want in on that. You guys got dental?

you get a hurt tooth, we get steel-toed shoes. We're on an HMO.

I want paid vacations, holidays, and akward meetings that are hosted by Steve Correll! (sp?)

You get two days straight in the bathroom, a packaged dinner on Christmas, and Gilbert Godfreid hosts your wedding.

Oh Jesus, not the parrot from Alladin...

[The Happy Locust]

(walks in with the sun and some bricks for foundation)
My bad, I thought we were actually building a Starbase in here...!

we built that thing ages ago.

*points to an outhouse glued to a few 2 x 4s. *

Now it's time for our union-demanded 27 year break for every hour worked.

Sweet, I want in on that. You guys got dental?

you get a hurt tooth, we get steel-toed shoes. We're on an HMO.

I want paid vacations, holidays, and akward meetings that are hosted by Steve Correll! (sp?)

You get two days straight in the bathroom, a packaged dinner on Christmas, and Gilbert Godfreid hosts your wedding.

Oh Jesus, not the parrot from Alladin...

Hey, it's either him or John Kerry doing stand-up.

[UFO]

(walks in with the sun and some bricks for foundation)
My bad, I thought we were actually building a Starbase in here...!

we built that thing ages ago.

*points to an outhouse glued to a few 2 x 4s. *

Now it's time for our union-demanded 27 year break for every hour worked.

Sweet, I want in on that. You guys got dental?

you get a hurt tooth, we get steel-toed shoes. We're on an HMO.

I want paid vacations, holidays, and akward meetings that are hosted by Steve Correll! (sp?)

You get two days straight in the bathroom, a packaged dinner on Christmas, and Gilbert Godfreid hosts your wedding.

Oh Jesus, not the parrot from Alladin...

Hey, it's either him or John Kerry doing stand-up.

Okay fine. I take the Aflac duck...

[The Happy Locust]

(walks in with the sun and some bricks for foundation)
My bad, I thought we were actually building a Starbase in here...!

we built that thing ages ago.

*points to an outhouse glued to a few 2 x 4s. *

Now it's time for our union-demanded 27 year break for every hour worked.

Sweet, I want in on that. You guys got dental?

you get a hurt tooth, we get steel-toed shoes. We're on an HMO.

I want paid vacations, holidays, and akward meetings that are hosted by Steve Correll! (sp?)

You get two days straight in the bathroom, a packaged dinner on Christmas, and Gilbert Godfreid hosts your wedding.

Oh Jesus, not the parrot from Alladin...

Hey, it's either him or John Kerry doing stand-up.

Okay fine. I take the Aflac duck...

Congratulations. Now we just need to find you a bride.