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Halo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.
Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.
Not for the squemish.
Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
The Grim Locust wrote:Halo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.
Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.
Not for the squemish.
I'm starting a new line of Locust-brand personalized vehicles. Who wants to see the protos?
*quickly hides notification banning vehicles from roads*
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Halo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.
Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.
Not for the squemish.
I'm starting a new line of Locust-brand personalized vehicles. Who wants to see the protos?
*quickly hides notification banning vehicles from roads*
I'll take it. I'll take 12! Drive one home today!
Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Halo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.
Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.
Not for the squemish.
I'm starting a new line of Locust-brand personalized vehicles. Who wants to see the protos?
*quickly hides notification banning vehicles from roads*
I'll take it. I'll take 12! Drive one home today!
BRING'EM OUT!
*A fleet of green-armored blue-skin-toned vehicles roll out.*
Each one can convert into an anatomically correct walker mode.
Senor Hugo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Halo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.
Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.
Not for the squemish.
I'm starting a new line of Locust-brand personalized vehicles. Who wants to see the protos?
*quickly hides notification banning vehicles from roads*
I'll take it. I'll take 12! Drive one home today!
BRING'EM OUT!
*A fleet of green-armored blue-skin-toned vehicles roll out.*
Each one can convert into an anatomically correct walker mode.
-magically appears next to an ajar fire exit door-
So, I assume the "anatomically correct" part would be the safety features?
"airbags include your choice of pillowy juggs and hairy man-danglys"
Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
The Grim Locust wrote:Senor Hugo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Halo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.
Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.
Not for the squemish.
I'm starting a new line of Locust-brand personalized vehicles. Who wants to see the protos?
*quickly hides notification banning vehicles from roads*
I'll take it. I'll take 12! Drive one home today!
BRING'EM OUT!
*A fleet of green-armored blue-skin-toned vehicles roll out.*
Each one can convert into an anatomically correct walker mode.
-magically appears next to an ajar fire exit door-
So, I assume the "anatomically correct" part would be the safety features?
"airbags include your choice of pillowy juggs and hairy man-danglys"
"Bumblebee, stop lubricating Hugo."
Senor Hugo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Senor Hugo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Halo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.
Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.
Not for the squemish.
I'm starting a new line of Locust-brand personalized vehicles. Who wants to see the protos?
*quickly hides notification banning vehicles from roads*
I'll take it. I'll take 12! Drive one home today!
BRING'EM OUT!
*A fleet of green-armored blue-skin-toned vehicles roll out.*
Each one can convert into an anatomically correct walker mode.
-magically appears next to an ajar fire exit door-
So, I assume the "anatomically correct" part would be the safety features?
"airbags include your choice of pillowy juggs and hairy man-danglys"
"Bumblebee, stop lubricating Hugo."
I hate it when that happens.
Bumblebee is the R Kelly of robots, just wait till the second film when they show a flashback of Bumblebee lubricating on a rookie Arcee.
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
Halo wrote:Senor Hugo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Senor Hugo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Halo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.
Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.
Not for the squemish.
I'm starting a new line of Locust-brand personalized vehicles. Who wants to see the protos?
*quickly hides notification banning vehicles from roads*
I'll take it. I'll take 12! Drive one home today!
BRING'EM OUT!
*A fleet of green-armored blue-skin-toned vehicles roll out.*
Each one can convert into an anatomically correct walker mode.
-magically appears next to an ajar fire exit door-
So, I assume the "anatomically correct" part would be the safety features?
"airbags include your choice of pillowy juggs and hairy man-danglys"
"Bumblebee, stop lubricating Hugo."
I hate it when that happens.
Bumblebee is the R Kelly of robots, just wait till the second film when they show a flashback of Bumblebee lubricating on a rookie Arcee.
That'd be hilarious.
Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
The Grim Locust wrote:Halo wrote:Senor Hugo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Senor Hugo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Halo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:[quote="Psycho Warrior"]
*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.
Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.
Not for the squemish.
I'm starting a new line of Locust-brand personalized vehicles. Who wants to see the protos?
*quickly hides notification banning vehicles from roads*
I'll take it. I'll take 12! Drive one home today!
BRING'EM OUT!
*A fleet of green-armored blue-skin-toned vehicles roll out.*
Each one can convert into an anatomically correct walker mode.
-magically appears next to an ajar fire exit door-
So, I assume the "anatomically correct" part would be the safety features?
"airbags include your choice of pillowy juggs and hairy man-danglys"
"Bumblebee, stop lubricating Hugo."
I hate it when that happens.
Bumblebee is the R Kelly of robots, just wait till the second film when they show a flashback of Bumblebee lubricating on a rookie Arcee.
That'd be hilarious.
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Halo wrote:Senor Hugo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Senor Hugo wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Halo wrote:[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.
Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.
Not for the squemish.
I'm starting a new line of Locust-brand personalized vehicles. Who wants to see the protos?
*quickly hides notification banning vehicles from roads*
I'll take it. I'll take 12! Drive one home today!
BRING'EM OUT!
*A fleet of green-armored blue-skin-toned vehicles roll out.*
Each one can convert into an anatomically correct walker mode.
-magically appears next to an ajar fire exit door-
So, I assume the "anatomically correct" part would be the safety features?
"airbags include your choice of pillowy juggs and hairy man-danglys"
"Bumblebee, stop lubricating Hugo."
I hate it when that happens.
Bumblebee is the R Kelly of robots, just wait till the second film when they show a flashback of Bumblebee lubricating on a rookie Arcee.
That'd be hilarious.
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Just to make it wackier, Edit Bumblebee and a rookie Arcee into that ep of the boondocks where they view R. Kelley trial.
Admittedly, I never cared for that show. The animation's great but it never clicked with me.
I liked the comic strip. I never saw the show.
Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
The Grim Locust wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Just to make it wackier, Edit Bumblebee and a rookie Arcee into that ep of the boondocks where they view R. Kelley trial.
Admittedly, I never cared for that show. The animation's great but it never clicked with me.
I liked the comic strip. I never saw the show.
It wasn't really my thing either. I had friends who loved it and they had me watch a few eps.
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*
Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*
You just wrecked a bus. Do you have any idea how much those things cost?
*takes photo of wrecked bus halfway embedded into Granny's backside*
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*
You just wrecked a bus. Do you have any idea how much those things cost?
*takes photo of wrecked bus halfway embedded into Granny's backside*
Damn, granny's been lifting weights.
Senor Hugo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*
You just wrecked a bus. Do you have any idea how much those things cost?
*takes photo of wrecked bus halfway embedded into Granny's backside*
Damn, granny's been lifting weights.
Well, not really.
You see, old people are "special."
-puts on glasses and lab-coat-
As cell begin to die as people age, their skeletal structure starts to shrink, and compress.
As the person continually gets older, their skeleton compresses even more, causing a very high increase in gravity in what we have come to call, the solar super plexus.
Now, this high concentration of gravity comes with a price. In the buttocks and nether regions of the old person, a miniature black hole forms, sucking in anything that gets to close to it, even light, and compressing it into a tiny tiny tiny tiny size.
That is why the bus stopped halfway into granny. Her blackhole, is not, at present, large enough to pull in the rest of the bus.
This miniature blackhole in old people, causes them to be very dangerous at their even older ages. The black hole has also shown some very unusual properties. The constant pull of the black hole on the old person, seems to suck out their memories and intelligence. Science currently calls this "Alzheimer's disease" however, it is really the MBH.
The MBH effects everything from memory, to poor driving skills.
This is why we at the Board of Science and Other Smart Stuff, deal with this growing problem. After an old person dies, we sneak in and replace the old persons body with a sawdust stuffed replica.
Then we take the old people to a dumping facility located in the Bermuda Triangle, where their bodies are disposed of beneath the ocean.
Unfortunately our work is being hindered, our best agent Dr.Kevorkian, was arrested. And new applications in the medical department allow old people to live even longer.
If we're not careful, a MBH in an old person could easily grow large enough to engulf the world.
Also, as a side note. This phenomenon in old people explains why after an unsuspecting innocent person accidentally encounters two old people doing it, they experience temporary blindness. When in fact, the combined MBH's just sucked all the light out from the adjoining room. Making it seem like the person had in fact gone blind.
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
Psycho Warrior wrote:Senor Hugo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*
You just wrecked a bus. Do you have any idea how much those things cost?
*takes photo of wrecked bus halfway embedded into Granny's backside*
Damn, granny's been lifting weights.
Well, not really.
You see, old people are "special."
-puts on glasses and lab-coat-
As cell begin to die as people age, their skeletal structure starts to shrink, and compress.
As the person continually gets older, their skeleton compresses even more, causing a very high increase in gravity in what we have come to call, the solar super plexus.
Now, this high concentration of gravity comes with a price. In the buttocks and nether regions of the old person, a miniature black hole forms, sucking in anything that gets to close to it, even light, and compressing it into a tiny tiny tiny tiny size.
That is why the bus stopped halfway into granny. Her blackhole, is not, at present, large enough to pull in the rest of the bus.
This miniature blackhole in old people, causes them to be very dangerous at their even older ages. The black hole has also shown some very unusual properties. The constant pull of the black hole on the old person, seems to suck out their memories and intelligence. Science currently calls this "Alzheimer's disease" however, it is really the MBH.
The MBH effects everything from memory, to poor driving skills.
This is why we at the Board of Science and Other Smart Stuff, deal with this growing problem. After an old person dies, we sneak in and replace the old persons body with a sawdust stuffed replica.
Then we take the old people to a dumping facility located in the Bermuda Triangle, where their bodies are disposed of beneath the ocean.
Unfortunately our work is being hindered, our best agent Dr.Kevorkian, was arrested. And new applications in the medical department allow old people to live even longer.
If we're not careful, a MBH in an old person could easily grow large enough to engulf the world.
Also, as a side note. This phenomenon in old people explains why after an unsuspecting innocent person accidentally encounters two old people doing it, they experience temporary blindness. When in fact, the combined MBH's just sucked all the light out from the adjoining room. Making it seem like the person had in fact gone blind.
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Senor Hugo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*
You just wrecked a bus. Do you have any idea how much those things cost?
*takes photo of wrecked bus halfway embedded into Granny's backside*
Damn, granny's been lifting weights.
Well, not really.
You see, old people are "special."
-puts on glasses and lab-coat-
As cell begin to die as people age, their skeletal structure starts to shrink, and compress.
As the person continually gets older, their skeleton compresses even more, causing a very high increase in gravity in what we have come to call, the solar super plexus.
Now, this high concentration of gravity comes with a price. In the buttocks and nether regions of the old person, a miniature black hole forms, sucking in anything that gets to close to it, even light, and compressing it into a tiny tiny tiny tiny size.
That is why the bus stopped halfway into granny. Her blackhole, is not, at present, large enough to pull in the rest of the bus.
This miniature blackhole in old people, causes them to be very dangerous at their even older ages. The black hole has also shown some very unusual properties. The constant pull of the black hole on the old person, seems to suck out their memories and intelligence. Science currently calls this "Alzheimer's disease" however, it is really the MBH.
The MBH effects everything from memory, to poor driving skills.
This is why we at the Board of Science and Other Smart Stuff, deal with this growing problem. After an old person dies, we sneak in and replace the old persons body with a sawdust stuffed replica.
Then we take the old people to a dumping facility located in the Bermuda Triangle, where their bodies are disposed of beneath the ocean.
Unfortunately our work is being hindered, our best agent Dr.Kevorkian, was arrested. And new applications in the medical department allow old people to live even longer.
If we're not careful, a MBH in an old person could easily grow large enough to engulf the world.
Also, as a side note. This phenomenon in old people explains why after an unsuspecting innocent person accidentally encounters two old people doing it, they experience temporary blindness. When in fact, the combined MBH's just sucked all the light out from the adjoining room. Making it seem like the person had in fact gone blind.
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I've just been rendered speechless.
Tweezy wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Senor Hugo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*
You just wrecked a bus. Do you have any idea how much those things cost?
*takes photo of wrecked bus halfway embedded into Granny's backside*
Damn, granny's been lifting weights.
Well, not really.
You see, old people are "special."
-puts on glasses and lab-coat-
As cell begin to die as people age, their skeletal structure starts to shrink, and compress.
As the person continually gets older, their skeleton compresses even more, causing a very high increase in gravity in what we have come to call, the solar super plexus.
Now, this high concentration of gravity comes with a price. In the buttocks and nether regions of the old person, a miniature black hole forms, sucking in anything that gets to close to it, even light, and compressing it into a tiny tiny tiny tiny size.
That is why the bus stopped halfway into granny. Her blackhole, is not, at present, large enough to pull in the rest of the bus.
This miniature blackhole in old people, causes them to be very dangerous at their even older ages. The black hole has also shown some very unusual properties. The constant pull of the black hole on the old person, seems to suck out their memories and intelligence. Science currently calls this "Alzheimer's disease" however, it is really the MBH.
The MBH effects everything from memory, to poor driving skills.
This is why we at the Board of Science and Other Smart Stuff, deal with this growing problem. After an old person dies, we sneak in and replace the old persons body with a sawdust stuffed replica.
Then we take the old people to a dumping facility located in the Bermuda Triangle, where their bodies are disposed of beneath the ocean.
Unfortunately our work is being hindered, our best agent Dr.Kevorkian, was arrested. And new applications in the medical department allow old people to live even longer.
If we're not careful, a MBH in an old person could easily grow large enough to engulf the world.
Also, as a side note. This phenomenon in old people explains why after an unsuspecting innocent person accidentally encounters two old people doing it, they experience temporary blindness. When in fact, the combined MBH's just sucked all the light out from the adjoining room. Making it seem like the person had in fact gone blind.
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...
I've just been rendered speechless.
What the hell have you been smoking? I WANT IT!
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
Halo wrote:Tweezy wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Senor Hugo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*
You just wrecked a bus. Do you have any idea how much those things cost?
*takes photo of wrecked bus halfway embedded into Granny's backside*
Damn, granny's been lifting weights.
Well, not really.
You see, old people are "special."
-puts on glasses and lab-coat-
As cell begin to die as people age, their skeletal structure starts to shrink, and compress.
As the person continually gets older, their skeleton compresses even more, causing a very high increase in gravity in what we have come to call, the solar super plexus.
Now, this high concentration of gravity comes with a price. In the buttocks and nether regions of the old person, a miniature black hole forms, sucking in anything that gets to close to it, even light, and compressing it into a tiny tiny tiny tiny size.
That is why the bus stopped halfway into granny. Her blackhole, is not, at present, large enough to pull in the rest of the bus.
This miniature blackhole in old people, causes them to be very dangerous at their even older ages. The black hole has also shown some very unusual properties. The constant pull of the black hole on the old person, seems to suck out their memories and intelligence. Science currently calls this "Alzheimer's disease" however, it is really the MBH.
The MBH effects everything from memory, to poor driving skills.
This is why we at the Board of Science and Other Smart Stuff, deal with this growing problem. After an old person dies, we sneak in and replace the old persons body with a sawdust stuffed replica.
Then we take the old people to a dumping facility located in the Bermuda Triangle, where their bodies are disposed of beneath the ocean.
Unfortunately our work is being hindered, our best agent Dr.Kevorkian, was arrested. And new applications in the medical department allow old people to live even longer.
If we're not careful, a MBH in an old person could easily grow large enough to engulf the world.
Also, as a side note. This phenomenon in old people explains why after an unsuspecting innocent person accidentally encounters two old people doing it, they experience temporary blindness. When in fact, the combined MBH's just sucked all the light out from the adjoining room. Making it seem like the person had in fact gone blind.
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...
I've just been rendered speechless.
What the hell have you been smoking? I WANT IT!
The world suddenly makes sense...
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
Halo wrote:Tweezy wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Senor Hugo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*
You just wrecked a bus. Do you have any idea how much those things cost?
*takes photo of wrecked bus halfway embedded into Granny's backside*
Damn, granny's been lifting weights.
Well, not really.
You see, old people are "special."
-puts on glasses and lab-coat-
As cell begin to die as people age, their skeletal structure starts to shrink, and compress.
As the person continually gets older, their skeleton compresses even more, causing a very high increase in gravity in what we have come to call, the solar super plexus.
Now, this high concentration of gravity comes with a price. In the buttocks and nether regions of the old person, a miniature black hole forms, sucking in anything that gets to close to it, even light, and compressing it into a tiny tiny tiny tiny size.
That is why the bus stopped halfway into granny. Her blackhole, is not, at present, large enough to pull in the rest of the bus.
This miniature blackhole in old people, causes them to be very dangerous at their even older ages. The black hole has also shown some very unusual properties. The constant pull of the black hole on the old person, seems to suck out their memories and intelligence. Science currently calls this "Alzheimer's disease" however, it is really the MBH.
The MBH effects everything from memory, to poor driving skills.
This is why we at the Board of Science and Other Smart Stuff, deal with this growing problem. After an old person dies, we sneak in and replace the old persons body with a sawdust stuffed replica.
Then we take the old people to a dumping facility located in the Bermuda Triangle, where their bodies are disposed of beneath the ocean.
Unfortunately our work is being hindered, our best agent Dr.Kevorkian, was arrested. And new applications in the medical department allow old people to live even longer.
If we're not careful, a MBH in an old person could easily grow large enough to engulf the world.
Also, as a side note. This phenomenon in old people explains why after an unsuspecting innocent person accidentally encounters two old people doing it, they experience temporary blindness. When in fact, the combined MBH's just sucked all the light out from the adjoining room. Making it seem like the person had in fact gone blind.
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...
I've just been rendered speechless.
What the hell have you been smoking? I WANT IT!
The world suddenly makes sense...
Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
The Grim Locust wrote:Halo wrote:Tweezy wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Senor Hugo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*
You just wrecked a bus. Do you have any idea how much those things cost?
*takes photo of wrecked bus halfway embedded into Granny's backside*
Damn, granny's been lifting weights.
Well, not really.
You see, old people are "special."
-puts on glasses and lab-coat-
As cell begin to die as people age, their skeletal structure starts to shrink, and compress.
As the person continually gets older, their skeleton compresses even more, causing a very high increase in gravity in what we have come to call, the solar super plexus.
Now, this high concentration of gravity comes with a price. In the buttocks and nether regions of the old person, a miniature black hole forms, sucking in anything that gets to close to it, even light, and compressing it into a tiny tiny tiny tiny size.
That is why the bus stopped halfway into granny. Her blackhole, is not, at present, large enough to pull in the rest of the bus.
This miniature blackhole in old people, causes them to be very dangerous at their even older ages. The black hole has also shown some very unusual properties. The constant pull of the black hole on the old person, seems to suck out their memories and intelligence. Science currently calls this "Alzheimer's disease" however, it is really the MBH.
The MBH effects everything from memory, to poor driving skills.
This is why we at the Board of Science and Other Smart Stuff, deal with this growing problem. After an old person dies, we sneak in and replace the old persons body with a sawdust stuffed replica.
Then we take the old people to a dumping facility located in the Bermuda Triangle, where their bodies are disposed of beneath the ocean.
Unfortunately our work is being hindered, our best agent Dr.Kevorkian, was arrested. And new applications in the medical department allow old people to live even longer.
If we're not careful, a MBH in an old person could easily grow large enough to engulf the world.
Also, as a side note. This phenomenon in old people explains why after an unsuspecting innocent person accidentally encounters two old people doing it, they experience temporary blindness. When in fact, the combined MBH's just sucked all the light out from the adjoining room. Making it seem like the person had in fact gone blind.
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...
I've just been rendered speechless.
What the hell have you been smoking? I WANT IT!
The world suddenly makes sense...
In a way we never thought possible.
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
Psycho Warrior wrote:Senor hugo gains 500 cool points.
Level up!
Senor Hugo can now use Flaming Rocket Launcher Cannon!
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
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