The Energon Pub

[Tweezy]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

I'm stealing your bloomers.

*see Halo's sig for results*[/quote]
I'm taking your mind. Wooo-oooo-oooo...[/quote]
Well, I'm taking away all of your rights to reproduce, and all the fun that goes with it.[/quote]
Fine. have your mind.[/quote]
Blargh. I'm bored.[/quote]
*hands her a baseball bat and points to the feild of frozen accountants*[/quote]
Only a baseball bat? I'm hurt. Now, if it were a chainsaw, then I'd give you Oreos. But since it's a baseball bat... *starts hitting PW*[/quote]
Alright then! *shows Halo the flaming frog/chainsaw chain gun launcher gun* *halo hits head* MY SOFT SPOT! ... *faint* x.x[/quote]

consider yourself lucky. I gave her a golf club and it was embedded in my soft spot. No, not the same one. owie...[/quote]
I can't feel my torso...[/quote]
Good.[/quote]

we call that Discorporated spinal column syndrome. It's fairly common among friends of Halo. We're still not sure what causes it.[/quote]
And you'll never figure it out either.[/quote]
I was almost on the verge of an answer when all of a sudden my spine was shattered, rendering me completely incapable of continuing my research! Oh tragic irony!

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

I'm stealing your bloomers.

*see Halo's sig for results*[/quote]
I'm taking your mind. Wooo-oooo-oooo...[/quote]
Well, I'm taking away all of your rights to reproduce, and all the fun that goes with it.[/quote]
Fine. have your mind.[/quote]
Blargh. I'm bored.[/quote]
*hands her a baseball bat and points to the feild of frozen accountants*[/quote]
Only a baseball bat? I'm hurt. Now, if it were a chainsaw, then I'd give you Oreos. But since it's a baseball bat... *starts hitting PW*[/quote]
Alright then! *shows Halo the flaming frog/chainsaw chain gun launcher gun* *halo hits head* MY SOFT SPOT! ... *faint* x.x[/quote]

consider yourself lucky. I gave her a golf club and it was embedded in my soft spot. No, not the same one. owie...[/quote]
I can't feel my torso...[/quote]
Good.[/quote]

we call that Discorporated spinal column syndrome. It's fairly common among friends of Halo. We're still not sure what causes it.[/quote]
And you'll never figure it out either.[/quote]
I was almost on the verge of an answer when all of a sudden my spine was shattered, rendering me completely incapable of continuing my research! Oh tragic irony![/quote]
without my spine... I can't hold up qoute pyramid... hrrrg...

[Tweezy]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

I'm stealing your bloomers.

*see Halo's sig for results*[/quote]
I'm taking your mind. Wooo-oooo-oooo...[/quote]
Well, I'm taking away all of your rights to reproduce, and all the fun that goes with it.[/quote]
Fine. have your mind.[/quote]
Blargh. I'm bored.[/quote]
*hands her a baseball bat and points to the feild of frozen accountants*[/quote]
Only a baseball bat? I'm hurt. Now, if it were a chainsaw, then I'd give you Oreos. But since it's a baseball bat... *starts hitting PW*[/quote]
Alright then! *shows Halo the flaming frog/chainsaw chain gun launcher gun* *halo hits head* MY SOFT SPOT! ... *faint* x.x[/quote]

consider yourself lucky. I gave her a golf club and it was embedded in my soft spot. No, not the same one. owie...[/quote]
I can't feel my torso...[/quote]
Good.[/quote]

we call that Discorporated spinal column syndrome. It's fairly common among friends of Halo. We're still not sure what causes it.[/quote]
And you'll never figure it out either.[/quote]
I was almost on the verge of an answer when all of a sudden my spine was shattered, rendering me completely incapable of continuing my research! Oh tragic irony![/quote]
without my spine... I can't hold up qoute pyramid... hrrrg...[/quote]
must... prevail... under.... colassal... weight...urgh

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

I'm stealing your bloomers.

*see Halo's sig for results*[/quote]
I'm taking your mind. Wooo-oooo-oooo...[/quote]
Well, I'm taking away all of your rights to reproduce, and all the fun that goes with it.[/quote]
Fine. have your mind.[/quote]
Blargh. I'm bored.[/quote]
*hands her a baseball bat and points to the feild of frozen accountants*[/quote]
Only a baseball bat? I'm hurt. Now, if it were a chainsaw, then I'd give you Oreos. But since it's a baseball bat... *starts hitting PW*[/quote]
Alright then! *shows Halo the flaming frog/chainsaw chain gun launcher gun* *halo hits head* MY SOFT SPOT! ... *faint* x.x[/quote]

consider yourself lucky. I gave her a golf club and it was embedded in my soft spot. No, not the same one. owie...[/quote]
I can't feel my torso...[/quote]
Good.[/quote]

we call that Discorporated spinal column syndrome. It's fairly common among friends of Halo. We're still not sure what causes it.[/quote]
And you'll never figure it out either.[/quote]
I was almost on the verge of an answer when all of a sudden my spine was shattered, rendering me completely incapable of continuing my research! Oh tragic irony![/quote]
without my spine... I can't hold up qoute pyramid... hrrrg...[/quote]
must... prevail... under.... colassal... weight...urgh[/quote]
Fail.

[Tweezy]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

I'm stealing your bloomers.

*see Halo's sig for results*[/quote]
I'm taking your mind. Wooo-oooo-oooo...[/quote]
Well, I'm taking away all of your rights to reproduce, and all the fun that goes with it.[/quote]
Fine. have your mind.[/quote]
Blargh. I'm bored.[/quote]
*hands her a baseball bat and points to the feild of frozen accountants*[/quote]
Only a baseball bat? I'm hurt. Now, if it were a chainsaw, then I'd give you Oreos. But since it's a baseball bat... *starts hitting PW*[/quote]
Alright then! *shows Halo the flaming frog/chainsaw chain gun launcher gun* *halo hits head* MY SOFT SPOT! ... *faint* x.x[/quote]

consider yourself lucky. I gave her a golf club and it was embedded in my soft spot. No, not the same one. owie...[/quote]
I can't feel my torso...[/quote]
Good.[/quote]

we call that Discorporated spinal column syndrome. It's fairly common among friends of Halo. We're still not sure what causes it.[/quote]
And you'll never figure it out either.[/quote]
I was almost on the verge of an answer when all of a sudden my spine was shattered, rendering me completely incapable of continuing my research! Oh tragic irony![/quote]
without my spine... I can't hold up qoute pyramid... hrrrg...[/quote]
must... prevail... under.... colassal... weight...urgh[/quote]
Fail.[/quote]
must... not...fail...spine...breaking...pelvis... shattering... will to live... fading... brain... dying... feeling... smarter... urgh
*In a sad and twisted turn of events Tweezy was crushed under the weight of the post count. In other news, George Bush isn't wearing any pants... more at eleven!*

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

I'm stealing your bloomers.

*see Halo's sig for results*[/quote]
I'm taking your mind. Wooo-oooo-oooo...[/quote]
Well, I'm taking away all of your rights to reproduce, and all the fun that goes with it.[/quote]
Fine. have your mind.[/quote]
Blargh. I'm bored.[/quote]
*hands her a baseball bat and points to the feild of frozen accountants*[/quote]
Only a baseball bat? I'm hurt. Now, if it were a chainsaw, then I'd give you Oreos. But since it's a baseball bat... *starts hitting PW*[/quote]
Alright then! *shows Halo the flaming frog/chainsaw chain gun launcher gun* *halo hits head* MY SOFT SPOT! ... *faint* x.x[/quote]

consider yourself lucky. I gave her a golf club and it was embedded in my soft spot. No, not the same one. owie...[/quote]
I can't feel my torso...[/quote]
Good.[/quote]

we call that Discorporated spinal column syndrome. It's fairly common among friends of Halo. We're still not sure what causes it.[/quote]
And you'll never figure it out either.[/quote]
I was almost on the verge of an answer when all of a sudden my spine was shattered, rendering me completely incapable of continuing my research! Oh tragic irony![/quote]
without my spine... I can't hold up qoute pyramid... hrrrg...[/quote]
must... prevail... under.... colassal... weight...urgh[/quote]
Fail.[/quote]
must... not...fail...spine...breaking...pelvis... shattering... will to live... fading... brain... dying... feeling... smarter... urgh
*In a sad and twisted turn of events Tweezy was crushed under the weight of the post count. In other news, George Bush isn't wearing any pants... more at eleven!*[/quote]
can you blame his pants for running off? Bush's clothes envy the pant's ability to run away from the horrid man.

[The Happy Locust]

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[Senor Hugo]

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No...just...no.

[The Happy Locust]

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No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

[Tweezy]

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No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

[Psycho Warrior]

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No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

[Halo]

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My pants house a real weapon of mass destruction.

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No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

And I'm about to give you the rusty dagger award.

[Tweezy]

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No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

And I'm about to give you the rusty dagger award.

ah I remember my first Daggey! five stitches and a kidney transplant. good times, good times!

[Psycho Warrior]

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No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

And I'm about to give you the rusty dagger award.

ah I remember my first Daggey! five stitches and a kidney transplant. good times, good times!

My first was given to me by a good friend. Took a surgeon to remove it.

[Halo]

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No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

And I'm about to give you the rusty dagger award.

ah I remember my first Daggey! five stitches and a kidney transplant. good times, good times!

My first was given to me by a good friend. Took a surgeon to remove it.

Gosh, be a man and rip that sucker out.

[Kid_Kapatilsm]

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No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

And I'm about to give you the rusty dagger award.

ah I remember my first Daggey! five stitches and a kidney transplant. good times, good times!

My first was given to me by a good friend. Took a surgeon to remove it.

Gosh, be a man and rip that sucker out.

I believe the last time the words rip and sucker were used in my presence I became assimilated

and then the whole union thing....

god finding a good job is hard...

[Psycho Warrior]

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My pants house a real weapon of mass destruction.

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Just thought you all should know. Carry on.

No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

And I'm about to give you the rusty dagger award.

ah I remember my first Daggey! five stitches and a kidney transplant. good times, good times!

My first was given to me by a good friend. Took a surgeon to remove it.

Gosh, be a man and rip that sucker out.

I believe the last time the words rip and sucker were used in my presence I became assimilated

and then the whole union thing....

god finding a good job is hard...[/quote]
fresh meat... I mean welcome to the funny farm of Seibs. Where all the half-wits, crazies, and flaming sacs of spam sit and talk to each other.

[Kid_Kapatilsm]

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Just thought you all should know. Carry on.

No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

And I'm about to give you the rusty dagger award.

ah I remember my first Daggey! five stitches and a kidney transplant. good times, good times!

My first was given to me by a good friend. Took a surgeon to remove it.

Gosh, be a man and rip that sucker out.

I believe the last time the words rip and sucker were used in my presence I became assimilated

and then the whole union thing....

god finding a good job is hard...[/quote]
fresh meat... I mean welcome to the funny farm of Seibs. Where all the half-wits, crazies, and flaming sacs of spam sit and talk to each other.[/quote] Nice to know that i have a place where can be mauled and castrated on a regular basis

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Senor Hugo"][quote="The Happy Locust"]We interrupt this thread for an important message.

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"I longed for a world without pants. Now I've found the legal loophole to..."

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"I like tacos!"

My pants house a real weapon of mass destruction.

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Just thought you all should know. Carry on.

No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

And I'm about to give you the rusty dagger award.

ah I remember my first Daggey! five stitches and a kidney transplant. good times, good times!

My first was given to me by a good friend. Took a surgeon to remove it.

Gosh, be a man and rip that sucker out.

I believe the last time the words rip and sucker were used in my presence I became assimilated

and then the whole union thing....

god finding a good job is hard...[/quote]
fresh meat... I mean welcome to the funny farm of Seibs. Where all the half-wits, crazies, and flaming sacs of spam sit and talk to each other.[/quote] Nice to know that i have a place where can be mauled and castrated on a regular basis[/quote]
Only Halo's into that. I'm more with locust in the market of creating useless products... and fire.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Senor Hugo"][quote="The Happy Locust"]We interrupt this thread for an important message.

"Paris is no more. the city of lights was..."

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"Tired of unsightly growths? We've got the cure. it's..."

We interrupt this commercial message for another commercial message"

"I longed for a world without pants. Now I've found the legal loophole to..."

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"I like tacos!"

My pants house a real weapon of mass destruction.

......

Just thought you all should know. Carry on.

No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

And I'm about to give you the rusty dagger award.

ah I remember my first Daggey! five stitches and a kidney transplant. good times, good times!

My first was given to me by a good friend. Took a surgeon to remove it.

Gosh, be a man and rip that sucker out.

I believe the last time the words rip and sucker were used in my presence I became assimilated

and then the whole union thing....

god finding a good job is hard...[/quote]
fresh meat... I mean welcome to the funny farm of Seibs. Where all the half-wits, crazies, and flaming sacs of spam sit and talk to each other.[/quote] Nice to know that i have a place where can be mauled and castrated on a regular basis[/quote]
Only Halo's into that. I'm more with locust in the market of creating useless products... and fire.[/quote]

Damn straight. But wait, how are my inventions useless? My gas-powered buttscratcha/polisher ensures that you're hard-to-reach areas are nice and shiny. The sun may not shine there, but when it does, you can blind someone.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Tweezy"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Senor Hugo"][quote="The Happy Locust"]We interrupt this thread for an important message.

"Paris is no more. the city of lights was..."

We interrupt this important message for this commercial message.

"Tired of unsightly growths? We've got the cure. it's..."

We interrupt this commercial message for another commercial message"

"I longed for a world without pants. Now I've found the legal loophole to..."

We interrupt this interruption of commercial interrupting an important message for this breaking news.

"I like tacos!"

My pants house a real weapon of mass destruction.

......

Just thought you all should know. Carry on.

No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

And I'm about to give you the rusty dagger award.

ah I remember my first Daggey! five stitches and a kidney transplant. good times, good times!

My first was given to me by a good friend. Took a surgeon to remove it.

Gosh, be a man and rip that sucker out.

I believe the last time the words rip and sucker were used in my presence I became assimilated

and then the whole union thing....

god finding a good job is hard...[/quote]
fresh meat... I mean welcome to the funny farm of Seibs. Where all the half-wits, crazies, and flaming sacs of spam sit and talk to each other.[/quote] Nice to know that i have a place where can be mauled and castrated on a regular basis[/quote]
Only Halo's into that. I'm more with locust in the market of creating useless products... and fire.[/quote]

Damn straight. But wait, how are my inventions useless? My gas-powered buttscratcha/polisher ensures that you're hard-to-reach areas are nice and shiny. The sun may not shine there, but when it does, you can blind someone. [/quote]
thus, you ass is a formidable and illegal weapon.

Cop: Hand over your ass son.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Senor Hugo"][quote="The Happy Locust"]We interrupt this thread for an important message.

"Paris is no more. the city of lights was..."

We interrupt this important message for this commercial message.

"Tired of unsightly growths? We've got the cure. it's..."

We interrupt this commercial message for another commercial message"

"I longed for a world without pants. Now I've found the legal loophole to..."

We interrupt this interruption of commercial interrupting an important message for this breaking news.

"I like tacos!"

My pants house a real weapon of mass destruction.

......

Just thought you all should know. Carry on.

No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

And I'm about to give you the rusty dagger award.

ah I remember my first Daggey! five stitches and a kidney transplant. good times, good times!

My first was given to me by a good friend. Took a surgeon to remove it.

Gosh, be a man and rip that sucker out.

I believe the last time the words rip and sucker were used in my presence I became assimilated

and then the whole union thing....

god finding a good job is hard...[/quote]
fresh meat... I mean welcome to the funny farm of Seibs. Where all the half-wits, crazies, and flaming sacs of spam sit and talk to each other.[/quote] Nice to know that i have a place where can be mauled and castrated on a regular basis[/quote]
Only Halo's into that. I'm more with locust in the market of creating useless products... and fire.[/quote]

Damn straight. But wait, how are my inventions useless? My gas-powered buttscratcha/polisher ensures that you're hard-to-reach areas are nice and shiny. The sun may not shine there, but when it does, you can blind someone. [/quote]
thus, you ass is a formidable and illegal weapon.

Cop: Hand over your ass son.[/quote]
I first realized the possibilities when a walk on the beach in my latest "swimwear" kept making people scream "HOLY CRAP! I'M BLIND!"

[Halo]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Senor Hugo"][quote="The Happy Locust"]We interrupt this thread for an important message.

"Paris is no more. the city of lights was..."

We interrupt this important message for this commercial message.

"Tired of unsightly growths? We've got the cure. it's..."

We interrupt this commercial message for another commercial message"

"I longed for a world without pants. Now I've found the legal loophole to..."

We interrupt this interruption of commercial interrupting an important message for this breaking news.

"I like tacos!"

My pants house a real weapon of mass destruction.

......

Just thought you all should know. Carry on.

No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

And I'm about to give you the rusty dagger award.

ah I remember my first Daggey! five stitches and a kidney transplant. good times, good times!

My first was given to me by a good friend. Took a surgeon to remove it.

Gosh, be a man and rip that sucker out.

I believe the last time the words rip and sucker were used in my presence I became assimilated

and then the whole union thing....

god finding a good job is hard...[/quote]
fresh meat... I mean welcome to the funny farm of Seibs. Where all the half-wits, crazies, and flaming sacs of spam sit and talk to each other.[/quote] Nice to know that i have a place where can be mauled and castrated on a regular basis[/quote]
Only Halo's into that. I'm more with locust in the market of creating useless products... and fire.[/quote]

Damn straight. But wait, how are my inventions useless? My gas-powered buttscratcha/polisher ensures that you're hard-to-reach areas are nice and shiny. The sun may not shine there, but when it does, you can blind someone. [/quote]
thus, you ass is a formidable and illegal weapon.

Cop: Hand over your ass son.[/quote]
I first realized the possibilities when a walk on the beach in my latest "swimwear" kept making people scream "HOLY CRAP! I'M BLIND!"[/quote]
That was because you were so pasty from lack of sunlight and from spending too much time with us.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Senor Hugo"][quote="The Happy Locust"]We interrupt this thread for an important message.

"Paris is no more. the city of lights was..."

We interrupt this important message for this commercial message.

"Tired of unsightly growths? We've got the cure. it's..."

We interrupt this commercial message for another commercial message"

"I longed for a world without pants. Now I've found the legal loophole to..."

We interrupt this interruption of commercial interrupting an important message for this breaking news.

"I like tacos!"

My pants house a real weapon of mass destruction.

......

Just thought you all should know. Carry on.

No...just...no.

He's not the only one. But the problem with mine is that it can only fire backwards.

congratulations... you've won the golden plunger award!

That would be nice to unclog my golden toilet award.

And I'm about to give you the rusty dagger award.

ah I remember my first Daggey! five stitches and a kidney transplant. good times, good times!

My first was given to me by a good friend. Took a surgeon to remove it.

Gosh, be a man and rip that sucker out.

I believe the last time the words rip and sucker were used in my presence I became assimilated

and then the whole union thing....

god finding a good job is hard...[/quote]
fresh meat... I mean welcome to the funny farm of Seibs. Where all the half-wits, crazies, and flaming sacs of spam sit and talk to each other.[/quote] Nice to know that i have a place where can be mauled and castrated on a regular basis[/quote]
Only Halo's into that. I'm more with locust in the market of creating useless products... and fire.[/quote]

Damn straight. But wait, how are my inventions useless? My gas-powered buttscratcha/polisher ensures that you're hard-to-reach areas are nice and shiny. The sun may not shine there, but when it does, you can blind someone. [/quote]
thus, you ass is a formidable and illegal weapon.

Cop: Hand over your ass son.[/quote]
I first realized the possibilities when a walk on the beach in my latest "swimwear" kept making people scream "HOLY CRAP! I'M BLIND!"[/quote]
That was because you were so pasty from lack of sunlight and from spending too much time with us.[/quote]
Now see here I- ... oh you were talking to locust.