The Energon Pub

[Halo]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

I only watch education shows. Which is why I'm watching the driftwood channel right now.

*turns TV on to show a log on a beach being pushed by the waves*

It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood![/quote]
It also burns![/quote]

This shows the maturity that Halo possesses. Every other one of us would've made a risque double-entendre about a large log. But she surpasses our level by going for the dropping a burning log joke. Porcelain everywhere feels proud.[/quote]
I'd just keep making ren and stimpy refs like the geek I am.[/quote]
Which I'll never get.[/quote]
You sad sad person... You never saw powdered toast man...[/quote]
I can only imagine...[/quote]

Even worse, you probably never saw Rocko's modern life. Really Really Big Man was a national Icon. "STARE INTO MY NIPPLES OF TRUTH!"[/quote]
Like, I remember it being around, but I was really little and I was all like, "This is stuipid", and then went back to play with Power Rangers, TMNT, and My Little Ponies.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

I only watch education shows. Which is why I'm watching the driftwood channel right now.

*turns TV on to show a log on a beach being pushed by the waves*

It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood![/quote]
It also burns![/quote]

This shows the maturity that Halo possesses. Every other one of us would've made a risque double-entendre about a large log. But she surpasses our level by going for the dropping a burning log joke. Porcelain everywhere feels proud.[/quote]
I'd just keep making ren and stimpy refs like the geek I am.[/quote]
Which I'll never get.[/quote]
You sad sad person... You never saw powdered toast man...[/quote]
I can only imagine...[/quote]

Even worse, you probably never saw Rocko's modern life. Really Really Big Man was a national Icon. "STARE INTO MY NIPPLES OF TRUTH!"[/quote]
Like, I remember it being around, but I was really little and I was all like, "This is stuipid", and then went back to play with Power Rangers, TMNT, and My Little Ponies.[/quote]

*harp music starts playing...*

"My little Ponies. Apocalypse Pony. Making you pay for your sins..."

[Halo]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

I only watch education shows. Which is why I'm watching the driftwood channel right now.

*turns TV on to show a log on a beach being pushed by the waves*

It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood![/quote]
It also burns![/quote]

This shows the maturity that Halo possesses. Every other one of us would've made a risque double-entendre about a large log. But she surpasses our level by going for the dropping a burning log joke. Porcelain everywhere feels proud.[/quote]
I'd just keep making ren and stimpy refs like the geek I am.[/quote]
Which I'll never get.[/quote]
You sad sad person... You never saw powdered toast man...[/quote]
I can only imagine...[/quote]

Even worse, you probably never saw Rocko's modern life. Really Really Big Man was a national Icon. "STARE INTO MY NIPPLES OF TRUTH!"[/quote]
Like, I remember it being around, but I was really little and I was all like, "This is stuipid", and then went back to play with Power Rangers, TMNT, and My Little Ponies.[/quote]

*harp music starts playing...*

"My little Ponies. Apocalypse Pony. Making you pay for your sins..."[/quote]
That would be soooooooo cool.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

I only watch education shows. Which is why I'm watching the driftwood channel right now.

*turns TV on to show a log on a beach being pushed by the waves*

It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood![/quote]
It also burns![/quote]

This shows the maturity that Halo possesses. Every other one of us would've made a risque double-entendre about a large log. But she surpasses our level by going for the dropping a burning log joke. Porcelain everywhere feels proud.[/quote]
I'd just keep making ren and stimpy refs like the geek I am.[/quote]
Which I'll never get.[/quote]
You sad sad person... You never saw powdered toast man...[/quote]
I can only imagine...[/quote]

Even worse, you probably never saw Rocko's modern life. Really Really Big Man was a national Icon. "STARE INTO MY NIPPLES OF TRUTH!"[/quote]
Like, I remember it being around, but I was really little and I was all like, "This is stuipid", and then went back to play with Power Rangers, TMNT, and My Little Ponies.[/quote]

*harp music starts playing...*

"My little Ponies. Apocalypse Pony. Making you pay for your sins..."[/quote]
That would be soooooooo cool.[/quote]
ah robot chicken... sometimes funny like Senior mutant ninja turtles (heros wearing diapers! Turtle power!), and sometimes just wrong like the snuggles commercial.

[Halo]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

I only watch education shows. Which is why I'm watching the driftwood channel right now.

*turns TV on to show a log on a beach being pushed by the waves*

It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood![/quote]
It also burns![/quote]

This shows the maturity that Halo possesses. Every other one of us would've made a risque double-entendre about a large log. But she surpasses our level by going for the dropping a burning log joke. Porcelain everywhere feels proud.[/quote]
I'd just keep making ren and stimpy refs like the geek I am.[/quote]
Which I'll never get.[/quote]
You sad sad person... You never saw powdered toast man...[/quote]
I can only imagine...[/quote]

Even worse, you probably never saw Rocko's modern life. Really Really Big Man was a national Icon. "STARE INTO MY NIPPLES OF TRUTH!"[/quote]
Like, I remember it being around, but I was really little and I was all like, "This is stuipid", and then went back to play with Power Rangers, TMNT, and My Little Ponies.[/quote]

*harp music starts playing...*

"My little Ponies. Apocalypse Pony. Making you pay for your sins..."[/quote]
That would be soooooooo cool.[/quote]
ah robot chicken... sometimes funny like Senior mutant ninja turtles (heros wearing diapers! Turtle power!), and sometimes just wrong like the snuggles commercial.[/quote]
I want the Snuggles commercial teddy bear.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

I only watch education shows. Which is why I'm watching the driftwood channel right now.

*turns TV on to show a log on a beach being pushed by the waves*

It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood![/quote]
It also burns![/quote]

This shows the maturity that Halo possesses. Every other one of us would've made a risque double-entendre about a large log. But she surpasses our level by going for the dropping a burning log joke. Porcelain everywhere feels proud.[/quote]
I'd just keep making ren and stimpy refs like the geek I am.[/quote]
Which I'll never get.[/quote]
You sad sad person... You never saw powdered toast man...[/quote]
I can only imagine...[/quote]

Even worse, you probably never saw Rocko's modern life. Really Really Big Man was a national Icon. "STARE INTO MY NIPPLES OF TRUTH!"[/quote]
Like, I remember it being around, but I was really little and I was all like, "This is stuipid", and then went back to play with Power Rangers, TMNT, and My Little Ponies.[/quote]

*harp music starts playing...*

"My little Ponies. Apocalypse Pony. Making you pay for your sins..."[/quote]
That would be soooooooo cool.[/quote]
ah robot chicken... sometimes funny like Senior mutant ninja turtles (heros wearing diapers! Turtle power!), and sometimes just wrong like the snuggles commercial.[/quote]
I want the Snuggles commercial teddy bear.[/quote]

I can't tell if that statement disturbs or allures me.

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

I only watch education shows. Which is why I'm watching the driftwood channel right now.

*turns TV on to show a log on a beach being pushed by the waves*

It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood![/quote]
It also burns![/quote]

This shows the maturity that Halo possesses. Every other one of us would've made a risque double-entendre about a large log. But she surpasses our level by going for the dropping a burning log joke. Porcelain everywhere feels proud.[/quote]
I'd just keep making ren and stimpy refs like the geek I am.[/quote]
Which I'll never get.[/quote]
You sad sad person... You never saw powdered toast man...[/quote]
I can only imagine...[/quote]

Even worse, you probably never saw Rocko's modern life. Really Really Big Man was a national Icon. "STARE INTO MY NIPPLES OF TRUTH!"[/quote]
Like, I remember it being around, but I was really little and I was all like, "This is stuipid", and then went back to play with Power Rangers, TMNT, and My Little Ponies.[/quote]

*harp music starts playing...*

"My little Ponies. Apocalypse Pony. Making you pay for your sins..."[/quote]
That would be soooooooo cool.[/quote]
ah robot chicken... sometimes funny like Senior mutant ninja turtles (heros wearing diapers! Turtle power!), and sometimes just wrong like the snuggles commercial.[/quote]
I want the Snuggles commercial teddy bear.[/quote]

I can't tell if that statement disturbs or allures me.[/quote]
I want to snuggle it and huggle it and call it my own.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

I only watch education shows. Which is why I'm watching the driftwood channel right now.

*turns TV on to show a log on a beach being pushed by the waves*

It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood![/quote]
It also burns![/quote]

This shows the maturity that Halo possesses. Every other one of us would've made a risque double-entendre about a large log. But she surpasses our level by going for the dropping a burning log joke. Porcelain everywhere feels proud.[/quote]
I'd just keep making ren and stimpy refs like the geek I am.[/quote]
Which I'll never get.[/quote]
You sad sad person... You never saw powdered toast man...[/quote]
I can only imagine...[/quote]

Even worse, you probably never saw Rocko's modern life. Really Really Big Man was a national Icon. "STARE INTO MY NIPPLES OF TRUTH!"[/quote]
Like, I remember it being around, but I was really little and I was all like, "This is stuipid", and then went back to play with Power Rangers, TMNT, and My Little Ponies.[/quote]

*harp music starts playing...*

"My little Ponies. Apocalypse Pony. Making you pay for your sins..."[/quote]
That would be soooooooo cool.[/quote]
ah robot chicken... sometimes funny like Senior mutant ninja turtles (heros wearing diapers! Turtle power!), and sometimes just wrong like the snuggles commercial.[/quote]
I want the Snuggles commercial teddy bear.[/quote]

I can't tell if that statement disturbs or allures me.[/quote]
I want to snuggle it and huggle it and call it my own.[/quote]
"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

I only watch education shows. Which is why I'm watching the driftwood channel right now.

*turns TV on to show a log on a beach being pushed by the waves*

It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood![/quote]
It also burns![/quote]

This shows the maturity that Halo possesses. Every other one of us would've made a risque double-entendre about a large log. But she surpasses our level by going for the dropping a burning log joke. Porcelain everywhere feels proud.[/quote]
I'd just keep making ren and stimpy refs like the geek I am.[/quote]
Which I'll never get.[/quote]
You sad sad person... You never saw powdered toast man...[/quote]
I can only imagine...[/quote]

Even worse, you probably never saw Rocko's modern life. Really Really Big Man was a national Icon. "STARE INTO MY NIPPLES OF TRUTH!"[/quote]
Like, I remember it being around, but I was really little and I was all like, "This is stuipid", and then went back to play with Power Rangers, TMNT, and My Little Ponies.[/quote]

*harp music starts playing...*

"My little Ponies. Apocalypse Pony. Making you pay for your sins..."[/quote]
That would be soooooooo cool.[/quote]
ah robot chicken... sometimes funny like Senior mutant ninja turtles (heros wearing diapers! Turtle power!), and sometimes just wrong like the snuggles commercial.[/quote]
I want the Snuggles commercial teddy bear.[/quote]

I can't tell if that statement disturbs or allures me.[/quote]
I want to snuggle it and huggle it and call it my own.[/quote]
"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.[/quote]

*Loocust, droopy-eyed, gets out of his seat and slowly walks away*

Must... do... laundry...

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]and now for something completely different.

*changes channel to carol channing boxing mike tyson... and winning*

Yay!

I had a friend who lost $50 on a bet on that fight... and the use of his knees.

What should I do with my new knees?

Break them in.

It's sledgehammer, vinyl, and rubber ducky time!

Yay! You read my mind!

Hmm... Missed opportunity, I should have said "it's sledgehammer, vinyl, duct tape, bubble bath, plunger, and rubber ducky time!"

keep it down! I'm watching the log show!

I only watch education shows. Which is why I'm watching the driftwood channel right now.

*turns TV on to show a log on a beach being pushed by the waves*

It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood![/quote]
It also burns![/quote]

This shows the maturity that Halo possesses. Every other one of us would've made a risque double-entendre about a large log. But she surpasses our level by going for the dropping a burning log joke. Porcelain everywhere feels proud.[/quote]
I'd just keep making ren and stimpy refs like the geek I am.[/quote]
Which I'll never get.[/quote]
You sad sad person... You never saw powdered toast man...[/quote]
I can only imagine...[/quote]

Even worse, you probably never saw Rocko's modern life. Really Really Big Man was a national Icon. "STARE INTO MY NIPPLES OF TRUTH!"[/quote]
Like, I remember it being around, but I was really little and I was all like, "This is stuipid", and then went back to play with Power Rangers, TMNT, and My Little Ponies.[/quote]

*harp music starts playing...*

"My little Ponies. Apocalypse Pony. Making you pay for your sins..."[/quote]
That would be soooooooo cool.[/quote]
ah robot chicken... sometimes funny like Senior mutant ninja turtles (heros wearing diapers! Turtle power!), and sometimes just wrong like the snuggles commercial.[/quote]
I want the Snuggles commercial teddy bear.[/quote]

I can't tell if that statement disturbs or allures me.[/quote]
I want to snuggle it and huggle it and call it my own.[/quote]
"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.[/quote]

*Loocust, droopy-eyed, gets out of his seat and slowly walks away*

Must... do... laundry...[/quote]
As long as you don't do the butt floss thing with a towel. or a sweater.

[The Happy Locust]

"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.

*Loocust, droopy-eyed, gets out of his seat and slowly walks away*

Must... do... laundry...

As long as you don't do the butt floss thing with a towel. or a sweater.

Um...

It's currently called exhibit A for the prosecution.

[Psycho Warrior]

"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.

*Loocust, droopy-eyed, gets out of his seat and slowly walks away*

Must... do... laundry...

As long as you don't do the butt floss thing with a towel. or a sweater.

Um...

It's currently called exhibit A for the prosecution.

Poor locust... I'm almost sad I called the cops on his strip tease teaching class.

[Halo]

"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.

*Loocust, droopy-eyed, gets out of his seat and slowly walks away*

Must... do... laundry...

As long as you don't do the butt floss thing with a towel. or a sweater.

Um...

It's currently called exhibit A for the prosecution.

Poor locust... I'm almost sad I called the cops on his strip tease teaching class.

However, I am grateful.

[The Happy Locust]

"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.

*Loocust, droopy-eyed, gets out of his seat and slowly walks away*

Must... do... laundry...

As long as you don't do the butt floss thing with a towel. or a sweater.

Um...

It's currently called exhibit A for the prosecution.

Poor locust... I'm almost sad I called the cops on his strip tease teaching class.

However, I am grateful.

^ received an F in the course.

[Psycho Warrior]

"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.

*Loocust, droopy-eyed, gets out of his seat and slowly walks away*

Must... do... laundry...

As long as you don't do the butt floss thing with a towel. or a sweater.

Um...

It's currently called exhibit A for the prosecution.

Poor locust... I'm almost sad I called the cops on his strip tease teaching class.

However, I am grateful.

^ received an F in the course.

i wouldn't have had to close it if he had chose to hold it in a living room that wasn't mine.

[The Happy Locust]

"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.

*Loocust, droopy-eyed, gets out of his seat and slowly walks away*

Must... do... laundry...

As long as you don't do the butt floss thing with a towel. or a sweater.

Um...

It's currently called exhibit A for the prosecution.

Poor locust... I'm almost sad I called the cops on his strip tease teaching class.

However, I am grateful.

^ received an F in the course.

i wouldn't have had to close it if he had chose to hold it in a living room that wasn't mine.

But you offered. And a drooping head nod while passing out from being tricked into drinking drugged soda is considered legally binding... in some states anyway.

[Psycho Warrior]

"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.

*Loocust, droopy-eyed, gets out of his seat and slowly walks away*

Must... do... laundry...

As long as you don't do the butt floss thing with a towel. or a sweater.

Um...

It's currently called exhibit A for the prosecution.

Poor locust... I'm almost sad I called the cops on his strip tease teaching class.

However, I am grateful.

^ received an F in the course.

i wouldn't have had to close it if he had chose to hold it in a living room that wasn't mine.

But you offered. And a drooping head nod while passing out from being tricked into drinking drugged soda is considered legally binding... in some states anyway.

last time I travel to Loscadia.

[UFO]

"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.

*Loocust, droopy-eyed, gets out of his seat and slowly walks away*

Must... do... laundry...

As long as you don't do the butt floss thing with a towel. or a sweater.

Um...

It's currently called exhibit A for the prosecution.

Poor locust... I'm almost sad I called the cops on his strip tease teaching class.

However, I am grateful.

^ received an F in the course.

i wouldn't have had to close it if he had chose to hold it in a living room that wasn't mine.

But you offered. And a drooping head nod while passing out from being tricked into drinking drugged soda is considered legally binding... in some states anyway.

last time I travel to Loscadia.

SOBs took my kidneys!

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"]"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.

*Loocust, droopy-eyed, gets out of his seat and slowly walks away*

Must... do... laundry...

As long as you don't do the butt floss thing with a towel. or a sweater.

Um...

It's currently called exhibit A for the prosecution.

Poor locust... I'm almost sad I called the cops on his strip tease teaching class.

However, I am grateful.

^ received an F in the course.

i wouldn't have had to close it if he had chose to hold it in a living room that wasn't mine.

But you offered. And a drooping head nod while passing out from being tricked into drinking drugged soda is considered legally binding... in some states anyway.

last time I travel to Loscadia.

SOBs took my kidneys![/quote]

We... I mean they... fit him with a flatulence enhancer that can fire sonic attacks and he complains about losing a few kidneys? The nerve...

[Halo]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.

*Loocust, droopy-eyed, gets out of his seat and slowly walks away*

Must... do... laundry...

As long as you don't do the butt floss thing with a towel. or a sweater.

Um...

It's currently called exhibit A for the prosecution.

Poor locust... I'm almost sad I called the cops on his strip tease teaching class.

However, I am grateful.

^ received an F in the course.

i wouldn't have had to close it if he had chose to hold it in a living room that wasn't mine.

But you offered. And a drooping head nod while passing out from being tricked into drinking drugged soda is considered legally binding... in some states anyway.

last time I travel to Loscadia.

SOBs took my kidneys![/quote]

We... I mean they... fit him with a flatulence enhancer that can fire sonic attacks and he complains about losing a few kidneys? The nerve...[/quote]
I know. How rude.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.

*Loocust, droopy-eyed, gets out of his seat and slowly walks away*

Must... do... laundry...

As long as you don't do the butt floss thing with a towel. or a sweater.

Um...

It's currently called exhibit A for the prosecution.

Poor locust... I'm almost sad I called the cops on his strip tease teaching class.

However, I am grateful.

^ received an F in the course.

i wouldn't have had to close it if he had chose to hold it in a living room that wasn't mine.

But you offered. And a drooping head nod while passing out from being tricked into drinking drugged soda is considered legally binding... in some states anyway.

last time I travel to Loscadia.

SOBs took my kidneys![/quote]

We... I mean they... fit him with a flatulence enhancer that can fire sonic attacks and he complains about losing a few kidneys? The nerve...[/quote]
I know. How rude.[/quote]
Yeah. Now who wants kidney beans and kidney pie?

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.

*Loocust, droopy-eyed, gets out of his seat and slowly walks away*

Must... do... laundry...

As long as you don't do the butt floss thing with a towel. or a sweater.

Um...

It's currently called exhibit A for the prosecution.

Poor locust... I'm almost sad I called the cops on his strip tease teaching class.

However, I am grateful.

^ received an F in the course.

i wouldn't have had to close it if he had chose to hold it in a living room that wasn't mine.

But you offered. And a drooping head nod while passing out from being tricked into drinking drugged soda is considered legally binding... in some states anyway.

last time I travel to Loscadia.

SOBs took my kidneys![/quote]

We... I mean they... fit him with a flatulence enhancer that can fire sonic attacks and he complains about losing a few kidneys? The nerve...[/quote]
I know. How rude.[/quote]
Yeah. Now who wants kidney beans and kidney pie?[/quote]

Loscadia- "Let the buyer beware, for you could be buying a part of yourself."

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.

*Loocust, droopy-eyed, gets out of his seat and slowly walks away*

Must... do... laundry...

As long as you don't do the butt floss thing with a towel. or a sweater.

Um...

It's currently called exhibit A for the prosecution.

Poor locust... I'm almost sad I called the cops on his strip tease teaching class.

However, I am grateful.

^ received an F in the course.

i wouldn't have had to close it if he had chose to hold it in a living room that wasn't mine.

But you offered. And a drooping head nod while passing out from being tricked into drinking drugged soda is considered legally binding... in some states anyway.

last time I travel to Loscadia.

SOBs took my kidneys![/quote]

We... I mean they... fit him with a flatulence enhancer that can fire sonic attacks and he complains about losing a few kidneys? The nerve...[/quote]
I know. How rude.[/quote]
Yeah. Now who wants kidney beans and kidney pie?[/quote]

Loscadia- "Let the buyer beware, for you could be buying a part of yourself."[/quote]
If you even TRIED to get a part of my person, you'd die.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.

*Loocust, droopy-eyed, gets out of his seat and slowly walks away*

Must... do... laundry...

As long as you don't do the butt floss thing with a towel. or a sweater.

Um...

It's currently called exhibit A for the prosecution.

Poor locust... I'm almost sad I called the cops on his strip tease teaching class.

However, I am grateful.

^ received an F in the course.

i wouldn't have had to close it if he had chose to hold it in a living room that wasn't mine.

But you offered. And a drooping head nod while passing out from being tricked into drinking drugged soda is considered legally binding... in some states anyway.

last time I travel to Loscadia.

SOBs took my kidneys![/quote]

We... I mean they... fit him with a flatulence enhancer that can fire sonic attacks and he complains about losing a few kidneys? The nerve...[/quote]
I know. How rude.[/quote]
Yeah. Now who wants kidney beans and kidney pie?[/quote]

Loscadia- "Let the buyer beware, for you could be buying a part of yourself."[/quote]
If you even TRIED to get a part of my person, you'd die.[/quote]

Luckily she didn't say anything about SUCCEEDING!

*sets up an auction for a green jar with a question mark on it.*

How much am I bid for the mystery meat? Guaranteed 100% Halo.

[Tweezy]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.

*Loocust, droopy-eyed, gets out of his seat and slowly walks away*

Must... do... laundry...

As long as you don't do the butt floss thing with a towel. or a sweater.

Um...

It's currently called exhibit A for the prosecution.

Poor locust... I'm almost sad I called the cops on his strip tease teaching class.

However, I am grateful.

^ received an F in the course.

i wouldn't have had to close it if he had chose to hold it in a living room that wasn't mine.

But you offered. And a drooping head nod while passing out from being tricked into drinking drugged soda is considered legally binding... in some states anyway.

last time I travel to Loscadia.

SOBs took my kidneys![/quote]

We... I mean they... fit him with a flatulence enhancer that can fire sonic attacks and he complains about losing a few kidneys? The nerve...[/quote]
I know. How rude.[/quote]
Yeah. Now who wants kidney beans and kidney pie?[/quote]

Loscadia- "Let the buyer beware, for you could be buying a part of yourself."[/quote]
If you even TRIED to get a part of my person, you'd die.[/quote]

Luckily she didn't say anything about SUCCEEDING!

*sets up an auction for a green jar with a question mark on it.*

How much am I bid for the mystery meat? Guaranteed 100% Halo.[/quote]
will the mystery of the meat ever be solved? The world may never know!