The Energon Pub

[Halo]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tweezy"]What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

1: it's "plagiarism"
2: Never in my life, although i admit I'm really good at rewording stuff I've read (which ends up being the point of most essays)
3: read my multiple 300+ parodies and see if I get an F.
4: Sit in pudding wearing your undies and try not to laugh.

'nuff said.

I choose number 4 alex.[/quote]
Number 4 would be the most interesting.[/quote]
I just hope there are no pudding sharks.[/quote]
Pudding fleas would be harder to evade.[/quote]
Never get Pudding lice. they never die.[/quote]
I would seriously hardcore hate that.[/quote]


with them, the problem is no so much "what" as it is "where"[/quote]
Woo, that's something I didn't need to think of.[/quote]
If you didn't, then it wouldn't be festering in the back of your mind at this very moment, would it?[/quote]
Speaking of festering, I need to take out the trash... nah i'll wait till next week.[/quote]
*aims gun at PW's head* No, now.[/quote]

*plucks the shotgun from Halo's hands*

Thanks. Well need this. Those roaches are getting huge now.[/quote]
Let them get bigger, that way we can ride them around.


Oh, and *kicks Locust where it hurts* That's for taking MY shotgun.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tweezy"]What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

1: it's "plagiarism"
2: Never in my life, although i admit I'm really good at rewording stuff I've read (which ends up being the point of most essays)
3: read my multiple 300+ parodies and see if I get an F.
4: Sit in pudding wearing your undies and try not to laugh.

'nuff said.

I choose number 4 alex.[/quote]
Number 4 would be the most interesting.[/quote]
I just hope there are no pudding sharks.[/quote]
Pudding fleas would be harder to evade.[/quote]
Never get Pudding lice. they never die.[/quote]
I would seriously hardcore hate that.[/quote]


with them, the problem is no so much "what" as it is "where"[/quote]
Woo, that's something I didn't need to think of.[/quote]
If you didn't, then it wouldn't be festering in the back of your mind at this very moment, would it?[/quote]
Speaking of festering, I need to take out the trash... nah i'll wait till next week.[/quote]
*aims gun at PW's head* No, now.[/quote]

*plucks the shotgun from Halo's hands*

Thanks. Well need this. Those roaches are getting huge now.[/quote]
Let them get bigger, that way we can ride them around.


Oh, and *kicks Locust where it hurts* That's for taking MY shotgun.[/quote]

OWCH! MY ENCHANTED L3 VERTEBRAE! HOW DID YOU KNOW?

that's a hernia...

*goes to find doctor who can replace shattered spine with a shotgun barrel*

Pointed up or down, this can only result in hilarity.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tweezy"]What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

1: it's "plagiarism"
2: Never in my life, although i admit I'm really good at rewording stuff I've read (which ends up being the point of most essays)
3: read my multiple 300+ parodies and see if I get an F.
4: Sit in pudding wearing your undies and try not to laugh.

'nuff said.

I choose number 4 alex.[/quote]
Number 4 would be the most interesting.[/quote]
I just hope there are no pudding sharks.[/quote]
Pudding fleas would be harder to evade.[/quote]
Never get Pudding lice. they never die.[/quote]
I would seriously hardcore hate that.[/quote]


with them, the problem is no so much "what" as it is "where"[/quote]
Woo, that's something I didn't need to think of.[/quote]
If you didn't, then it wouldn't be festering in the back of your mind at this very moment, would it?[/quote]
Speaking of festering, I need to take out the trash... nah i'll wait till next week.[/quote]
*aims gun at PW's head* No, now.[/quote]

*plucks the shotgun from Halo's hands*

Thanks. Well need this. Those roaches are getting huge now.[/quote]
Let them get bigger, that way we can ride them around.


Oh, and *kicks Locust where it hurts* That's for taking MY shotgun.[/quote]

OWCH! MY ENCHANTED L3 VERTEBRAE! HOW DID YOU KNOW?

that's a hernia...

*goes to find doctor who can replace shattered spine with a shotgun barrel*

Pointed up or down, this can only result in hilarity.[/quote]
*burning garbage* Only you locust could take a life threatening personal injury and make us laugh.

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tweezy"]What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

1: it's "plagiarism"
2: Never in my life, although i admit I'm really good at rewording stuff I've read (which ends up being the point of most essays)
3: read my multiple 300+ parodies and see if I get an F.
4: Sit in pudding wearing your undies and try not to laugh.

'nuff said.

I choose number 4 alex.[/quote]
Number 4 would be the most interesting.[/quote]
I just hope there are no pudding sharks.[/quote]
Pudding fleas would be harder to evade.[/quote]
Never get Pudding lice. they never die.[/quote]
I would seriously hardcore hate that.[/quote]


with them, the problem is no so much "what" as it is "where"[/quote]
Woo, that's something I didn't need to think of.[/quote]
If you didn't, then it wouldn't be festering in the back of your mind at this very moment, would it?[/quote]
Speaking of festering, I need to take out the trash... nah i'll wait till next week.[/quote]
*aims gun at PW's head* No, now.[/quote]

*plucks the shotgun from Halo's hands*

Thanks. Well need this. Those roaches are getting huge now.[/quote]
Let them get bigger, that way we can ride them around.


Oh, and *kicks Locust where it hurts* That's for taking MY shotgun.[/quote]

OWCH! MY ENCHANTED L3 VERTEBRAE! HOW DID YOU KNOW?

that's a hernia...

*goes to find doctor who can replace shattered spine with a shotgun barrel*

Pointed up or down, this can only result in hilarity.[/quote]
*burning garbage* Only you locust could take a life threatening personal injury and make us laugh.[/quote]
I think everyone should do that now.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tweezy"]What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

1: it's "plagiarism"
2: Never in my life, although i admit I'm really good at rewording stuff I've read (which ends up being the point of most essays)
3: read my multiple 300+ parodies and see if I get an F.
4: Sit in pudding wearing your undies and try not to laugh.

'nuff said.

I choose number 4 alex.[/quote]
Number 4 would be the most interesting.[/quote]
I just hope there are no pudding sharks.[/quote]
Pudding fleas would be harder to evade.[/quote]
Never get Pudding lice. they never die.[/quote]
I would seriously hardcore hate that.[/quote]


with them, the problem is no so much "what" as it is "where"[/quote]
Woo, that's something I didn't need to think of.[/quote]
If you didn't, then it wouldn't be festering in the back of your mind at this very moment, would it?[/quote]
Speaking of festering, I need to take out the trash... nah i'll wait till next week.[/quote]
*aims gun at PW's head* No, now.[/quote]

*plucks the shotgun from Halo's hands*

Thanks. Well need this. Those roaches are getting huge now.[/quote]
Let them get bigger, that way we can ride them around.


Oh, and *kicks Locust where it hurts* That's for taking MY shotgun.[/quote]

OWCH! MY ENCHANTED L3 VERTEBRAE! HOW DID YOU KNOW?

that's a hernia...

*goes to find doctor who can replace shattered spine with a shotgun barrel*

Pointed up or down, this can only result in hilarity.[/quote]
*burning garbage* Only you locust could take a life threatening personal injury and make us laugh.[/quote]
I think everyone should do that now.[/quote]

*Locust returns with a supurb but stiff posture*

Spinal replacement sucks. And the shotgun placement doesn't help much either. It's ironic, really. All these years I've asked girls to pull the trigger. Now if they do and I lose the back of my head. Where's the justice?

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tweezy"]What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

1: it's "plagiarism"
2: Never in my life, although i admit I'm really good at rewording stuff I've read (which ends up being the point of most essays)
3: read my multiple 300+ parodies and see if I get an F.
4: Sit in pudding wearing your undies and try not to laugh.

'nuff said.

I choose number 4 alex.[/quote]
Number 4 would be the most interesting.[/quote]
I just hope there are no pudding sharks.[/quote]
Pudding fleas would be harder to evade.[/quote]
Never get Pudding lice. they never die.[/quote]
I would seriously hardcore hate that.[/quote]


with them, the problem is no so much "what" as it is "where"[/quote]
Woo, that's something I didn't need to think of.[/quote]
If you didn't, then it wouldn't be festering in the back of your mind at this very moment, would it?[/quote]
Speaking of festering, I need to take out the trash... nah i'll wait till next week.[/quote]
*aims gun at PW's head* No, now.[/quote]

*plucks the shotgun from Halo's hands*

Thanks. Well need this. Those roaches are getting huge now.[/quote]
Let them get bigger, that way we can ride them around.


Oh, and *kicks Locust where it hurts* That's for taking MY shotgun.[/quote]

OWCH! MY ENCHANTED L3 VERTEBRAE! HOW DID YOU KNOW?

that's a hernia...

*goes to find doctor who can replace shattered spine with a shotgun barrel*

Pointed up or down, this can only result in hilarity.[/quote]
*burning garbage* Only you locust could take a life threatening personal injury and make us laugh.[/quote]
I think everyone should do that now.[/quote]

*Locust returns with a supurb but stiff posture*

Spinal replacement sucks. And the shotgun placement doesn't help much either. It's ironic, really. All these years I've asked girls to pull the trigger. Now if they do and I lose the back of my head. Where's the justice?[/quote]
Where are the judges? Where are the politicans? Where are the police... they're gone... PARTY!

[The Happy Locust]

I think everyone should do that now.

*Locust returns with a supurb but stiff posture*

Spinal replacement sucks. And the shotgun placement doesn't help much either. It's ironic, really. All these years I've asked girls to pull the trigger. Now if they do and I lose the back of my head. Where's the justice?

Where are the judges? Where are the politicans? Where are the police... they're gone... PARTY!

Excuse me, I need to use the facilities.

*Locust excuses himself to an outhouse. Moments later, a round of buckshot blows a hole in the roof of the outhouse.*

DAMN THAT HAIR TRIGGER!

[Psycho Warrior]

I think everyone should do that now.

*Locust returns with a supurb but stiff posture*

Spinal replacement sucks. And the shotgun placement doesn't help much either. It's ironic, really. All these years I've asked girls to pull the trigger. Now if they do and I lose the back of my head. Where's the justice?

Where are the judges? Where are the politicans? Where are the police... they're gone... PARTY!

Excuse me, I need to use the facilities.

*Locust excuses himself to an outhouse. Moments later, a round of buckshot blows a hole in the roof of the outhouse.*

DAMN THAT HAIR TRIGGER!

*backs his mule into the outhouse, it tips over* oh s*** ... *flees scene of crime*

[The Happy Locust]

I think everyone should do that now.

*Locust returns with a supurb but stiff posture*

Spinal replacement sucks. And the shotgun placement doesn't help much either. It's ironic, really. All these years I've asked girls to pull the trigger. Now if they do and I lose the back of my head. Where's the justice?

Where are the judges? Where are the politicans? Where are the police... they're gone... PARTY!

Excuse me, I need to use the facilities.

*Locust excuses himself to an outhouse. Moments later, a round of buckshot blows a hole in the roof of the outhouse.*

DAMN THAT HAIR TRIGGER!

*backs his mule into the outhouse, it tips over* oh s*** ... *flees scene of crime*

FIRE!

*a trigger pull and recently released methane combine to form an explosive effect. Combine that with the slim shape of the outhouse and the opening on the top and you get a makeshift gun barrel.*

COMING THROUGH!

*Locust's head soars after PW*

[Jar Axel]

I think everyone should do that now.

*Locust returns with a supurb but stiff posture*

Spinal replacement sucks. And the shotgun placement doesn't help much either. It's ironic, really. All these years I've asked girls to pull the trigger. Now if they do and I lose the back of my head. Where's the justice?

Where are the judges? Where are the politicans? Where are the police... they're gone... PARTY!

Excuse me, I need to use the facilities.

*Locust excuses himself to an outhouse. Moments later, a round of buckshot blows a hole in the roof of the outhouse.*

DAMN THAT HAIR TRIGGER!

*backs his mule into the outhouse, it tips over* oh s*** ... *flees scene of crime*

FIRE!

*a trigger pull and recently released methane combine to form an explosive effect. Combine that with the slim shape of the outhouse and the opening on the top and you get a makeshift gun barrel.*

COMING THROUGH!

*Locust's head soars after PW*

BATTER UP!

*strikes Locust's head with a baseball bat resulting in a resounding, skull slpitting crak*

And it's a long fly ball to center field......

[Psycho Warrior]

I think everyone should do that now.

*Locust returns with a supurb but stiff posture*

Spinal replacement sucks. And the shotgun placement doesn't help much either. It's ironic, really. All these years I've asked girls to pull the trigger. Now if they do and I lose the back of my head. Where's the justice?

Where are the judges? Where are the politicans? Where are the police... they're gone... PARTY!

Excuse me, I need to use the facilities.

*Locust excuses himself to an outhouse. Moments later, a round of buckshot blows a hole in the roof of the outhouse.*

DAMN THAT HAIR TRIGGER!

*backs his mule into the outhouse, it tips over* oh s*** ... *flees scene of crime*

FIRE!

*a trigger pull and recently released methane combine to form an explosive effect. Combine that with the slim shape of the outhouse and the opening on the top and you get a makeshift gun barrel.*

COMING THROUGH!

*Locust's head soars after PW*

BATTER UP!

*strikes Locust's head with a baseball bat resulting in a resounding, skull slpitting crak*

And it's a long fly ball to center field......

*said head lands on little billy's birthday cake, resulting in little billy needing extensive therapy*

... My respect for locust just doubled.

[Halo]

I think everyone should do that now.

*Locust returns with a supurb but stiff posture*

Spinal replacement sucks. And the shotgun placement doesn't help much either. It's ironic, really. All these years I've asked girls to pull the trigger. Now if they do and I lose the back of my head. Where's the justice?

Where are the judges? Where are the politicans? Where are the police... they're gone... PARTY!

Excuse me, I need to use the facilities.

*Locust excuses himself to an outhouse. Moments later, a round of buckshot blows a hole in the roof of the outhouse.*

DAMN THAT HAIR TRIGGER!

*backs his mule into the outhouse, it tips over* oh s*** ... *flees scene of crime*

FIRE!

*a trigger pull and recently released methane combine to form an explosive effect. Combine that with the slim shape of the outhouse and the opening on the top and you get a makeshift gun barrel.*

COMING THROUGH!

*Locust's head soars after PW*

BATTER UP!

*strikes Locust's head with a baseball bat resulting in a resounding, skull slpitting crak*

And it's a long fly ball to center field......

*said head lands on little billy's birthday cake, resulting in little billy needing extensive therapy*

... My respect for locust just doubled.

I feel bad for Billy. Almost. Maybe.

[Psycho Warrior]

I think everyone should do that now.

*Locust returns with a supurb but stiff posture*

Spinal replacement sucks. And the shotgun placement doesn't help much either. It's ironic, really. All these years I've asked girls to pull the trigger. Now if they do and I lose the back of my head. Where's the justice?

Where are the judges? Where are the politicans? Where are the police... they're gone... PARTY!

Excuse me, I need to use the facilities.

*Locust excuses himself to an outhouse. Moments later, a round of buckshot blows a hole in the roof of the outhouse.*

DAMN THAT HAIR TRIGGER!

*backs his mule into the outhouse, it tips over* oh s*** ... *flees scene of crime*

FIRE!

*a trigger pull and recently released methane combine to form an explosive effect. Combine that with the slim shape of the outhouse and the opening on the top and you get a makeshift gun barrel.*

COMING THROUGH!

*Locust's head soars after PW*

BATTER UP!

*strikes Locust's head with a baseball bat resulting in a resounding, skull slpitting crak*

And it's a long fly ball to center field......

*said head lands on little billy's birthday cake, resulting in little billy needing extensive therapy*

... My respect for locust just doubled.

I feel bad for Billy. Almost. Maybe.

I prefer to show my sympathy by showing my support for billy's recovery by egging his room while he's at the shrink's office.

[Halo]

I think everyone should do that now.

*Locust returns with a supurb but stiff posture*

Spinal replacement sucks. And the shotgun placement doesn't help much either. It's ironic, really. All these years I've asked girls to pull the trigger. Now if they do and I lose the back of my head. Where's the justice?

Where are the judges? Where are the politicans? Where are the police... they're gone... PARTY!

Excuse me, I need to use the facilities.

*Locust excuses himself to an outhouse. Moments later, a round of buckshot blows a hole in the roof of the outhouse.*

DAMN THAT HAIR TRIGGER!

*backs his mule into the outhouse, it tips over* oh s*** ... *flees scene of crime*

FIRE!

*a trigger pull and recently released methane combine to form an explosive effect. Combine that with the slim shape of the outhouse and the opening on the top and you get a makeshift gun barrel.*

COMING THROUGH!

*Locust's head soars after PW*

BATTER UP!

*strikes Locust's head with a baseball bat resulting in a resounding, skull slpitting crak*

And it's a long fly ball to center field......

*said head lands on little billy's birthday cake, resulting in little billy needing extensive therapy*

... My respect for locust just doubled.

I feel bad for Billy. Almost. Maybe.

I prefer to show my sympathy by showing my support for billy's recovery by egging his room while he's at the shrink's office.

Why use eggs when you can use eggplants?

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"]I think everyone should do that now.

*Locust returns with a supurb but stiff posture*

Spinal replacement sucks. And the shotgun placement doesn't help much either. It's ironic, really. All these years I've asked girls to pull the trigger. Now if they do and I lose the back of my head. Where's the justice?

Where are the judges? Where are the politicans? Where are the police... they're gone... PARTY!

Excuse me, I need to use the facilities.

*Locust excuses himself to an outhouse. Moments later, a round of buckshot blows a hole in the roof of the outhouse.*

DAMN THAT HAIR TRIGGER!

*backs his mule into the outhouse, it tips over* oh s*** ... *flees scene of crime*

FIRE!

*a trigger pull and recently released methane combine to form an explosive effect. Combine that with the slim shape of the outhouse and the opening on the top and you get a makeshift gun barrel.*

COMING THROUGH!

*Locust's head soars after PW*

BATTER UP!

*strikes Locust's head with a baseball bat resulting in a resounding, skull slpitting crak*

And it's a long fly ball to center field......

*said head lands on little billy's birthday cake, resulting in little billy needing extensive therapy*

... My respect for locust just doubled.

I feel bad for Billy. Almost. Maybe.

I prefer to show my sympathy by showing my support for billy's recovery by egging his room while he's at the shrink's office.

Why use eggs when you can use eggplants?[/quote]
toe-may-to toe-mah-to, but as a comprimise how about if we just explode an old fat hog in his room. uncooked meat and poo everywhere?

[Jar Axel]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"]I think everyone should do that now.

*Locust returns with a supurb but stiff posture*

Spinal replacement sucks. And the shotgun placement doesn't help much either. It's ironic, really. All these years I've asked girls to pull the trigger. Now if they do and I lose the back of my head. Where's the justice?

Where are the judges? Where are the politicans? Where are the police... they're gone... PARTY!

Excuse me, I need to use the facilities.

*Locust excuses himself to an outhouse. Moments later, a round of buckshot blows a hole in the roof of the outhouse.*

DAMN THAT HAIR TRIGGER!

*backs his mule into the outhouse, it tips over* oh s*** ... *flees scene of crime*

FIRE!

*a trigger pull and recently released methane combine to form an explosive effect. Combine that with the slim shape of the outhouse and the opening on the top and you get a makeshift gun barrel.*

COMING THROUGH!

*Locust's head soars after PW*

BATTER UP!

*strikes Locust's head with a baseball bat resulting in a resounding, skull slpitting crak*

And it's a long fly ball to center field......

*said head lands on little billy's birthday cake, resulting in little billy needing extensive therapy*

... My respect for locust just doubled.

I feel bad for Billy. Almost. Maybe.

I prefer to show my sympathy by showing my support for billy's recovery by egging his room while he's at the shrink's office.

Why use eggs when you can use eggplants?[/quote]
toe-may-to toe-mah-to, but as a comprimise how about if we just explode an old fat hog in his room. uncooked meat and poo everywhere?[/quote]

I have dynamite

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"]I think everyone should do that now.

*Locust returns with a supurb but stiff posture*

Spinal replacement sucks. And the shotgun placement doesn't help much either. It's ironic, really. All these years I've asked girls to pull the trigger. Now if they do and I lose the back of my head. Where's the justice?

Where are the judges? Where are the politicans? Where are the police... they're gone... PARTY!

Excuse me, I need to use the facilities.

*Locust excuses himself to an outhouse. Moments later, a round of buckshot blows a hole in the roof of the outhouse.*

DAMN THAT HAIR TRIGGER!

*backs his mule into the outhouse, it tips over* oh s*** ... *flees scene of crime*

FIRE!

*a trigger pull and recently released methane combine to form an explosive effect. Combine that with the slim shape of the outhouse and the opening on the top and you get a makeshift gun barrel.*

COMING THROUGH!

*Locust's head soars after PW*

BATTER UP!

*strikes Locust's head with a baseball bat resulting in a resounding, skull slpitting crak*

And it's a long fly ball to center field......

*said head lands on little billy's birthday cake, resulting in little billy needing extensive therapy*

... My respect for locust just doubled.

I feel bad for Billy. Almost. Maybe.

I prefer to show my sympathy by showing my support for billy's recovery by egging his room while he's at the shrink's office.

Why use eggs when you can use eggplants?[/quote]
toe-may-to toe-mah-to, but as a comprimise how about if we just explode an old fat hog in his room. uncooked meat and poo everywhere?[/quote]

I have dynamite [/quote]

I have hot sauce. Lots of hot sauce.

[City Commander]

I've had a **** weekend.

Just thought you'd like some ammo.

Fire away.




EDIT:- On another note, who's lining up nice n' early Wednesday/ Tuesday/ whatever the release date where you are to get Halo 3?

[Psycho Warrior]

I've had a **** weekend.

Just thought you'd like some ammo.

Fire away.

EDIT:- On another note, who's lining up nice n' early Wednesday/ Tuesday/ whatever the release date where you are to get Halo 3?

too easy. And no... I'll wait until I find a cheap 360

[The Happy Locust]

I've had a **** weekend.

Just thought you'd like some ammo.

Fire away.

EDIT:- On another note, who's lining up nice n' early Wednesday/ Tuesday/ whatever the release date where you are to get Halo 3?

too easy. And no... I'll wait until I find a cheap 360

That's like saying wait for a cheap PS3. cheap is a very relative term.

[Halo]

I've had a **** weekend.

Just thought you'd like some ammo.

Fire away.

EDIT:- On another note, who's lining up nice n' early Wednesday/ Tuesday/ whatever the release date where you are to get Halo 3?

too easy. And no... I'll wait until I find a cheap 360

That's like saying wait for a cheap PS3. cheap is a very relative term.

I, unbelievably, cannot be at a midnight opening due to band events. But I have the Legendary copy coming to me in the mail, and I'm going to hijack a seat on the Sax bus, cuz they're plugging an Xbox up and playing Halo 3 on the trip.

[Psycho Warrior]

I've had a **** weekend.

Just thought you'd like some ammo.

Fire away.

EDIT:- On another note, who's lining up nice n' early Wednesday/ Tuesday/ whatever the release date where you are to get Halo 3?

too easy. And no... I'll wait until I find a cheap 360

That's like saying wait for a cheap PS3. cheap is a very relative term.

I, unbelievably, cannot be at a midnight opening due to band events. But I have the Legendary copy coming to me in the mail, and I'm going to hijack a seat on the Sax bus, cuz they're plugging an Xbox up and playing Halo 3 on the trip.

much cooler than my band experiance. namely me getting a boot in the back of the head every 5 minutes from the guy sitting behind me.

[Halo]

I've had a **** weekend.

Just thought you'd like some ammo.

Fire away.

EDIT:- On another note, who's lining up nice n' early Wednesday/ Tuesday/ whatever the release date where you are to get Halo 3?

too easy. And no... I'll wait until I find a cheap 360

That's like saying wait for a cheap PS3. cheap is a very relative term.

I, unbelievably, cannot be at a midnight opening due to band events. But I have the Legendary copy coming to me in the mail, and I'm going to hijack a seat on the Sax bus, cuz they're plugging an Xbox up and playing Halo 3 on the trip.

much cooler than my band experiance. namely me getting a boot in the back of the head every 5 minutes from the guy sitting behind me.

That's no fun.

[Psycho Warrior]

I've had a **** weekend.

Just thought you'd like some ammo.

Fire away.

EDIT:- On another note, who's lining up nice n' early Wednesday/ Tuesday/ whatever the release date where you are to get Halo 3?

too easy. And no... I'll wait until I find a cheap 360

That's like saying wait for a cheap PS3. cheap is a very relative term.

I, unbelievably, cannot be at a midnight opening due to band events. But I have the Legendary copy coming to me in the mail, and I'm going to hijack a seat on the Sax bus, cuz they're plugging an Xbox up and playing Halo 3 on the trip.

much cooler than my band experiance. namely me getting a boot in the back of the head every 5 minutes from the guy sitting behind me.

That's no fun.

Yeah, but I don't think it had any effect on the way I thunk.

[Halo]

I really want a fuzzy purple gorilla plushie right now.