The Energon Pub

[Senor Hugo]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Senor Hugo"]
-puts on a lab coat-

In my professional opinion, as a doctor, which is why I have this lab coat, she's a zombie.

To deal with zombies of this nature, we've hired Ghallagher to smash their heads in. It's entertaining, and productive.

Coming this fall: Ghallagher... Zombie slayer.

That idea is made of Win.

I find the win/fail concept misleading. What if it's 1-point win in Overtime sudden death?

Then the win is even more awesome. As compared to a win of 340-0. Sure you scored 340 points, but you had to have been plying against R-tards.

At my high school, they always win.

R-tards getting you down? R-tards bothering you at home? Use new Tard-away! It's eco safe and entirely lethal!

I liked them. They were really nice. And they always took my lunch tray away.

The I had to ride the short bus a few times (plus two other buses) to get to a school I went to for 2 years (I was bounced around a lot.) It was the most annoying time of my life.

I liked riding the short bus.

when I was alone on it in the mornings, it was fine. after school when the babbling gibbering crazies got on...[/quote]
You could've made them your minions. I did.[/quote]
I would have if I had not butchered them and sold them to the school's overweight lunch lady.[/quote]
I'm never going to eat the tacos at your school.[/quote]it's not the tacos you have to fear, it's the imitation meatloaf you should worry about.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Senor Hugo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Senor Hugo"]
-puts on a lab coat-

In my professional opinion, as a doctor, which is why I have this lab coat, she's a zombie.

To deal with zombies of this nature, we've hired Ghallagher to smash their heads in. It's entertaining, and productive.

Coming this fall: Ghallagher... Zombie slayer.

That idea is made of Win.

I find the win/fail concept misleading. What if it's 1-point win in Overtime sudden death?

Then the win is even more awesome. As compared to a win of 340-0. Sure you scored 340 points, but you had to have been plying against R-tards.

At my high school, they always win.

R-tards getting you down? R-tards bothering you at home? Use new Tard-away! It's eco safe and entirely lethal!

I liked them. They were really nice. And they always took my lunch tray away.

The I had to ride the short bus a few times (plus two other buses) to get to a school I went to for 2 years (I was bounced around a lot.) It was the most annoying time of my life.

I liked riding the short bus.

when I was alone on it in the mornings, it was fine. after school when the babbling gibbering crazies got on...[/quote]
You could've made them your minions. I did.[/quote]
I would have if I had not butchered them and sold them to the school's overweight lunch lady.[/quote]
I'm never going to eat the tacos at your school.[/quote]it's not the tacos you have to fear, it's the imitation meatloaf you should worry about.[/quote]
What? You never called a jock a meat head?

[The Happy Locust]

*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

[Psycho Warrior]

*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

[The Happy Locust]

*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

[Psycho Warrior]

*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

[The Happy Locust]

*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

[Psycho Warrior]

*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

[Halo]

*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

[The Happy Locust]

*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

[Psycho Warrior]

*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

[Halo]

*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

[The Happy Locust]

*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

I'm stealing your bloomers.

*see Halo's sig for results*

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

I'm stealing your bloomers.

*see Halo's sig for results*[/quote]
I'm taking your mind. Wooo-oooo-oooo...

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

I'm stealing your bloomers.

*see Halo's sig for results*[/quote]
I'm taking your mind. Wooo-oooo-oooo...[/quote]
Well, I'm taking away all of your rights to reproduce, and all the fun that goes with it.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

I'm stealing your bloomers.

*see Halo's sig for results*[/quote]
I'm taking your mind. Wooo-oooo-oooo...[/quote]
Well, I'm taking away all of your rights to reproduce, and all the fun that goes with it.[/quote]
Fine. have your mind.

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

I'm stealing your bloomers.

*see Halo's sig for results*[/quote]
I'm taking your mind. Wooo-oooo-oooo...[/quote]
Well, I'm taking away all of your rights to reproduce, and all the fun that goes with it.[/quote]
Fine. have your mind.[/quote]
Blargh. I'm bored.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

I'm stealing your bloomers.

*see Halo's sig for results*[/quote]
I'm taking your mind. Wooo-oooo-oooo...[/quote]
Well, I'm taking away all of your rights to reproduce, and all the fun that goes with it.[/quote]
Fine. have your mind.[/quote]
Blargh. I'm bored.[/quote]
*hands her a baseball bat and points to the feild of frozen accountants*

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

I'm stealing your bloomers.

*see Halo's sig for results*[/quote]
I'm taking your mind. Wooo-oooo-oooo...[/quote]
Well, I'm taking away all of your rights to reproduce, and all the fun that goes with it.[/quote]
Fine. have your mind.[/quote]
Blargh. I'm bored.[/quote]
*hands her a baseball bat and points to the feild of frozen accountants*[/quote]
Only a baseball bat? I'm hurt. Now, if it were a chainsaw, then I'd give you Oreos. But since it's a baseball bat... *starts hitting PW*

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

I'm stealing your bloomers.

*see Halo's sig for results*[/quote]
I'm taking your mind. Wooo-oooo-oooo...[/quote]
Well, I'm taking away all of your rights to reproduce, and all the fun that goes with it.[/quote]
Fine. have your mind.[/quote]
Blargh. I'm bored.[/quote]
*hands her a baseball bat and points to the feild of frozen accountants*[/quote]
Only a baseball bat? I'm hurt. Now, if it were a chainsaw, then I'd give you Oreos. But since it's a baseball bat... *starts hitting PW*[/quote]
Alright then! *shows Halo the flaming frog/chainsaw chain gun launcher gun* *halo hits head* MY SOFT SPOT! ... *faint* x.x

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

I'm stealing your bloomers.

*see Halo's sig for results*[/quote]
I'm taking your mind. Wooo-oooo-oooo...[/quote]
Well, I'm taking away all of your rights to reproduce, and all the fun that goes with it.[/quote]
Fine. have your mind.[/quote]
Blargh. I'm bored.[/quote]
*hands her a baseball bat and points to the feild of frozen accountants*[/quote]
Only a baseball bat? I'm hurt. Now, if it were a chainsaw, then I'd give you Oreos. But since it's a baseball bat... *starts hitting PW*[/quote]
Alright then! *shows Halo the flaming frog/chainsaw chain gun launcher gun* *halo hits head* MY SOFT SPOT! ... *faint* x.x[/quote]

consider yourself lucky. I gave her a golf club and it was embedded in my soft spot. No, not the same one. owie...

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

I'm stealing your bloomers.

*see Halo's sig for results*[/quote]
I'm taking your mind. Wooo-oooo-oooo...[/quote]
Well, I'm taking away all of your rights to reproduce, and all the fun that goes with it.[/quote]
Fine. have your mind.[/quote]
Blargh. I'm bored.[/quote]
*hands her a baseball bat and points to the feild of frozen accountants*[/quote]
Only a baseball bat? I'm hurt. Now, if it were a chainsaw, then I'd give you Oreos. But since it's a baseball bat... *starts hitting PW*[/quote]
Alright then! *shows Halo the flaming frog/chainsaw chain gun launcher gun* *halo hits head* MY SOFT SPOT! ... *faint* x.x[/quote]

consider yourself lucky. I gave her a golf club and it was embedded in my soft spot. No, not the same one. owie...[/quote]
I can't feel my torso...

[Halo]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

I'm stealing your bloomers.

*see Halo's sig for results*[/quote]
I'm taking your mind. Wooo-oooo-oooo...[/quote]
Well, I'm taking away all of your rights to reproduce, and all the fun that goes with it.[/quote]
Fine. have your mind.[/quote]
Blargh. I'm bored.[/quote]
*hands her a baseball bat and points to the feild of frozen accountants*[/quote]
Only a baseball bat? I'm hurt. Now, if it were a chainsaw, then I'd give you Oreos. But since it's a baseball bat... *starts hitting PW*[/quote]
Alright then! *shows Halo the flaming frog/chainsaw chain gun launcher gun* *halo hits head* MY SOFT SPOT! ... *faint* x.x[/quote]

consider yourself lucky. I gave her a golf club and it was embedded in my soft spot. No, not the same one. owie...[/quote]
I can't feel my torso...[/quote]
Good.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

I'm stealing your bloomers.

*see Halo's sig for results*[/quote]
I'm taking your mind. Wooo-oooo-oooo...[/quote]
Well, I'm taking away all of your rights to reproduce, and all the fun that goes with it.[/quote]
Fine. have your mind.[/quote]
Blargh. I'm bored.[/quote]
*hands her a baseball bat and points to the feild of frozen accountants*[/quote]
Only a baseball bat? I'm hurt. Now, if it were a chainsaw, then I'd give you Oreos. But since it's a baseball bat... *starts hitting PW*[/quote]
Alright then! *shows Halo the flaming frog/chainsaw chain gun launcher gun* *halo hits head* MY SOFT SPOT! ... *faint* x.x[/quote]

consider yourself lucky. I gave her a golf club and it was embedded in my soft spot. No, not the same one. owie...[/quote]
I can't feel my torso...[/quote]
Good.[/quote]

we call that Discorporated spinal column syndrome. It's fairly common among friends of Halo. We're still not sure what causes it.

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*Locust passes through wearing a vendor's outfit and carrying a box of scratchers.*

ButtScratcher! Buttscratchers! Buttscratcher?
Randy: Buttscratcher!
Buttscratcher!

*throws the scratcher into Randy's mouth, disemboweling him but scratching that hard-to-reach itch*

Buttscratcher!

Buttscratcha here!

Buttscratcha!

*chucks a butt scratcher PW's way*

Buttscratcha in eye! Buttscratcha in eye!

Buttscratchas! Getcha Buttscratchas! Works great for itches inside your skull. ButtscratchaS!

*whips head around, hitting those sitting next to me and causing fight to break out in the nose bleed section*

Nothing like a fight between paint covered, sport obsessed, overwieght men to take my mind off pain.

Football game?

Of course not. that's way too menial and lower-class. No, we're watching professional Butt-scratchin'

a crowd that gathers just to break out into riots... my god it's brillant! We'll make millions!

I'm stealing your millions.

I'm stealing your bloomers.

*see Halo's sig for results*[/quote]
I'm taking your mind. Wooo-oooo-oooo...[/quote]
Well, I'm taking away all of your rights to reproduce, and all the fun that goes with it.[/quote]
Fine. have your mind.[/quote]
Blargh. I'm bored.[/quote]
*hands her a baseball bat and points to the feild of frozen accountants*[/quote]
Only a baseball bat? I'm hurt. Now, if it were a chainsaw, then I'd give you Oreos. But since it's a baseball bat... *starts hitting PW*[/quote]
Alright then! *shows Halo the flaming frog/chainsaw chain gun launcher gun* *halo hits head* MY SOFT SPOT! ... *faint* x.x[/quote]

consider yourself lucky. I gave her a golf club and it was embedded in my soft spot. No, not the same one. owie...[/quote]
I can't feel my torso...[/quote]
Good.[/quote]

we call that Discorporated spinal column syndrome. It's fairly common among friends of Halo. We're still not sure what causes it.[/quote]
And you'll never figure it out either.