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News Credits: 972 · by **i_amtrunks** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:11 pm

It would seem that Hasbro believe that the World does not have enough <a href="http://webmaster.transformersmovie.com/click.html?c=FLINCG" target="_blank">Transformers Movie</a> Merchandise floating around.

A new item in the <a href="http://webmaster.transformersmovie.com/click.html?c=FLINCG" target="_blank">Transformers Movie</a> Merchandise line has been spotted in a TRU in Chesterfield, MO....
A Fake Shaving Kit:
<img src="/images/news/gfx/1192489593_tf_movie_shavingkit.JPG">

The Kit contains: hair gel, comb, foaming body soap, a play shave razor, shave brush, travel toothbrush and carrying case.

To see the original thread from tfw2005 please <a href="http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/showthread.php?p=1660678" target="_blank">click here</a>.

News Credits: 1 · by **Windracer** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:36 pm

LOL.

Just when I thought they'd produced every possible wierd object with the Transformers brand slapped on it, I'm proven wrong... :))

by **Jazzz** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:45 pm

vector sigma...
FAKE SHAVING!!!

by **what0080** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:49 pm

Now all we need is Optimus Prime on some stock car, and we've covered EVERYTHING w/ Transformers...

TAKE THAT GO-BOTS AND HALO 3!!

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:52 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA..HAHA..HA!

That's hilarious, over the top,and...disturbing.
But it's Tf.

News Credits: 2 · by **Magnimus** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:54 pm

Capitalism at its best.

by **Decatron** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:55 pm

Oh man. I stopped shaving though! :-?

by **SnipeShade** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:58 pm

what....are little kids....gonna do with a fake shaving kit.... that just seems so wrong. XD

News Credits: 1 · by **Menbailee** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:06 pm

This product helps Optimus Prime keep his faceplate smooth as a protoform's behind. Arcee has a pink kit, since leg hair does *not* look good in 'cycle mode, but she hasn't used it in a while since she thinks Ironhide borrowed it. Gross!

News Credits: 8 · by **Liege Evilmus** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:08 pm

If they made this in full sizedkid size (ie adult), I'd get this.

News Credits: 2 · by **Decepticon Spike** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:38 pm

Is it wrong that I'm thinking about getting this for my nephew?

by **korean-ironhide** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:40 pm

i thought the toothpaste was wierd but come on like autobots need to shave!?

News Credits: 972 · by **i_amtrunks** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:49 pm

korean-ironhide wrote:i thought the toothpaste was wierd but come on like autobots need to shave!?

I thought the Toothpaste would go well with the "transforming" Toothbrush that was released when the Movie first came out.

News Credits: 3 · by **Highbeam** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:52 pm

Oh dear Primus...LOL!

News Credits: 198 · by **DevastaTTor** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:34 pm

I'm sure we all agree, but I just have to say it, this is so stupid. It's an embarrassment to the brand.

by **OptimusShr** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:23 pm

When it came to movie merchandise, Hasbro went nuts.

This is a fact and can not be proven wrong.

by **gogleman374** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:57 pm

Whats next?

Transforming condoms?

by **Bumblebee-otch** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:06 pm

gogleman374 wrote:Whats next?

Transforming condoms?

one can only hope...

by **darth reven** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:33 am

fake shaving thats new

by **demarcusgd** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:37 am

And here I thought "Optimash Prime" was pushing it... How about an Allspark Rubiks cube? That actually doesn't sound too bad:)

by **schizophrenica** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:55 am

How bout transforming mechanized michael bay? :grin:

by **Deadpool.** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:17 am

schizophrenica wrote:How bout transforming mechanized michael bay?

I would buy that.

If only to keep punching and smashing Bay.

News Credits: 2 · by **Galaxy_Convoy** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:16 pm

Oi, I had a kit like this when I was really young... it was awesome. I believe it was a Spiderman one... but I thought it was the neatest thing there was in the bathroom ever. That is, of course, until I realized how much of a pain real shaving was years later. :lol:

by **Bumblebee-otch** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:51 pm

demarcusgd wrote:And here I thought "Optimash Prime" was pushing it... How about an Allspark Rubiks cube? That actually doesn't sound too bad:)

i think optimash is cool....

:-s

News Credits: 972 · by **i_amtrunks** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:08 pm

Bumblebee-otch wrote:
demarcusgd wrote:And here I thought "Optimash Prime" was pushing it... How about an Allspark Rubiks cube? That actually doesn't sound too bad:)

i think optimash is cool....

Optimash is Cool.