The Energon Pub

I seen the topics that LordScourge has posted about new Transformers series ideas, etc (great topics). Now, I want to go the other way. I want to know what is the dumbest, more twisted, lame, or just plain wrong ideas for a Transformers series, episode, movie, etc that you can invent in y'alls sick twisted minds. It can range from straight up parody to thing that you fear might actually happen in a TF franchise. Two rules:

1. This has to be your own ideas, not a real TF franchise
2. If you have use Bayformers, wait til after Bayformers 13 and give me a plot (or something similiar)

I will share some my sick (and not in good way) ideas!

Megatron steals christmas, Optimus and Goku team up to save it.

I duno... maybe have a really popular leader guy who is indirectly killed because of the stupid actions of an annoying, kid-friendly upstart, who subsequently becomes a really annoying douchebag of a leader (just to add insult to injury)...

Oh wait, the G1 movie and season 3 actually happened? Forget it.

transformers twilight:rise of the cullen clan

RhA wrote:Megatron steals christmas, Optimus and Goku team up to save it.

If it takes after DB, at least it'll be a long long run.
(Possibly OVER 9000 episodes.)

House-bot. A medical mystery drama starring Ratchet as the Synth En addicted, grumpy, brilliant Cybertronian doctor using a team of fellow Cybertronian doctors to diagnose and treat illnesses.

A big budget blockbuster: Transformers vs Godzilla (wait, that actually might be kinda cool ).

A horror movie: 28 Cycles Later - a Cybertronian zombie flick about a widespread outbreak of TF zombiness started by an experiment introducing Dark Energon into a test patient (Cliffjumper ?) who is rescued from a Decepticon lab only to turn on his resuers, biting them and turning them into robo-zombies, thus resulting in a Cybertronian zombie apocalypse.

A cheesy sitcom: I'm so Sari - a story about a family raising a bratty little girl who's also a cyborg who is always getting herself into trouble.

Va'al wrote:

RhA wrote:Megatron steals christmas, Optimus and Goku team up to save it.

If it takes after DB, at least it'll be a long long run.
(Possibly OVER 9000 episodes.)

If they fight with Santa and his flamboyant team on reindeers, I'm in.

28 cycles later - classic! What about 'Gone in 0.12 Breems' - where a rogue Towline steals all of the sexiest Autobot cars, and falls in love with a food processor.

Megatron becomes Jewish and has his 8000 year-late bar mitzvah!

Starscream goes emo and begins cutting himself

Optimus Prime becomes a super-sayan!

Bumblebee makes friends with Pikachu.

Ironhide dies.....again!

Ratchet, Arcee, Breakdown, and Strika compete in spleef.

Speaking of spleef, Wheeljack gets addicted to Minecraft!

Soundwave scans a new alt mode; a computer! For Wheeljack to play Minecraft on!

Energon doesn't exist.

Optimus Prime kills Megatron on his bar mitzvah.

All the TFs turn into animals & bugs and ****. Wait...never mind.

Banjo-Tron wrote:I duno... maybe have a really popular leader guy who is indirectly killed because of the stupid actions of an annoying, kid-friendly upstart, who subsequently becomes a really annoying douchebag of a leader (just to add insult to injury)...

Oh wait, the G1 movie and season 3 actually happened? Forget it.

Banjo_Tron, it can only be the worst of the worst if it happens again. I dedicate this to you! (It is up to you if want to claim this!)

Bayformers 23 Part 1: The Death of Optimus Prime. This will be first socially active. For $2 a text to 01985, you will determine such vital plotlines such as these:

Who will Replace OP as the new Autobot leader:
Text hotrod for Hot Rod now with more annoying hipster personality
Text starstream for a reformed Starscream now leading the Autobots
Text samwitwiticky for Sam to be converted into a tf complete with hormone

Who will replace Megatron as Decepticon:
Text galvatron for well an insane version of Megatron
text bumblebee for Bumblebee to turn turncoat and become a con!
text meganfox for the return of Mickayla as a female con which looks like a borg version of a giant Megan Fox

Standard text messaging rate apply

LOL, reminds me of The Batman 'Death in the family' comic when they killed Robin off!

I would text for Starscream until my thumbs fell off

Banjo-Tron wrote:LOL, reminds me of The Batman 'Death in the family' comic when they killed Robin off!

I would text for Starscream until my thumbs fell off

How observant, I stole the text messaging part from that incident from Batman. I'll be engaged in more plagiarizing stuff on this thread than songs from a 90's Puff Daddy record.

One more question BanjoMan, could afford all of the Starscream texts?

Transformers REAL GEAR.

Remember these?



Imagine a WHOLE LINE of this. With a 52 episodes TV series tie-in.

After Sam dick around with the Allspark, ALL of the appliances and objects in his home become sentient Transformers. Insead of becoming "wild animals", these TFs already have devlopped minds. Still, they keep their existance a secret from the humans. You follow their exiting days being everyday objects and the night with them just chilling and having philosophycal debates.

The main cast is:
Supreme Teevee who, guess what, turn into a flat screen TV!
Leader Waekup, who turn into a coffe machine.
Legion Forky, who turn into a fork.
Voyager Virrill, who turn into a dildo.
Deluxe Choacky, who turn into an ashtray.
Scout Brighty, who turn into a nightlight.

Sound exiting, yes?

-Kanrabat- wrote:Transformers REAL GEAR.

Remember these?



Imagine a WHOLE LINE of this. With a 52 episodes TV series tie-in.

After Sam dick around with the Allspark, ALL of the appliances and objects in his home become sentient Transformers. Insead of becoming "wild animals", these TFs already have devlopped minds. Still, they keep their existance a secret from the humans. You follow their exiting days being everyday objects and the night with them just chilling and having philosophycal debates.

The main cast is:
Supreme Teevee who, guess what, turn into a flat screen TV!
Leader Waekup, who turn into a coffe machine.
Legion Forky, who turn into a fork.
Voyager Virrill, who turn into a dildo.
Deluxe Choacky, who turn into an ashtray.
Scout Brighty, who turn into a nightlight.

Sound exiting, yes?

Actually, I'd like a Real Gear series, as long as the toys were equally as good

Kibble wrote:All the TFs turn into animals & bugs and ****. Wait...never mind.

Kibble, you also gave me inspiration, too. To you, I present:

Transformers Plant Wars

In the distant future, energon is on low supply, and many of Earth's natural resources are gone. Thus the Bots and Cons ulitize the power of photosythenisis to become half robot/ half plant beings. However, they won't be like the bad guys of Wheeled Warriors, converting to vehicles w/ plant parts. No, they transform into plants! They will transform into nearly indestructible but immobile plants to refuel, which will be often, because of the relatively innefficient conversion of sugar to energon! Their weapons will much weaker. In the final season, Megatron, who transforms into a Venus Fly Trap, will try repower his antimatter cannon via sugar-based energon, which require draining the Atlantic Ocean, which will take at least 24 episodes! The Autobots must wait until, he become vulnerable in robot mode, which is also the only way Megatron can attack.

Transformers: Breakfast in Disguise

Many millions of Stores ago on the planet Bageltron life existed, but not life as we know it today. Intelligent breakfast treats that could think and feel inhabited the cities. They were called Eggobots and Wafflecons. But the brutal Wafflecons were driven by a single goal, total domination. They set out to destroy the peace loving Eggobots and a war between the forces of pastry raged across Bageltron. Devastating all in it's path, draining the planet's once rich source of syrup. The Eggobots on the verge of extinction battled valiantly to survive.


came up with this a long while back while eating TFA Waffles

Slothimus Prima wrote:Transformers: Breakfast in Disguise

Many millions of Stores ago on the planet Bageltron life existed, but not life as we know it today. Intelligent breakfast treats that could think and feel inhabited the cities. They were called Eggobots and Wafflecons. But the brutal Wafflecons were driven by a single goal, total domination. They set out to destroy the peace loving Eggobots and a war between the forces of pastry raged across Bageltron. Devastating all in it's path, draining the planet's once rich source of syrup. The Eggobots on the verge of extinction battled valiantly to survive.


came up with this a long while back while eating TFA Waffles

CONGRATULATION ON A SUPERB FIRST POST EVER!

Welcome to Seibertron! We need people like you!

This deserves your very own welcome dance party!



And more exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Kanrabat- wrote:

Slothimus Prima wrote:Transformers: Breakfast in Disguise

Many millions of Stores ago on the planet Bageltron life existed, but not life as we know it today. Intelligent breakfast treats that could think and feel inhabited the cities. They were called Eggobots and Wafflecons. But the brutal Wafflecons were driven by a single goal, total domination. They set out to destroy the peace loving Eggobots and a war between the forces of pastry raged across Bageltron. Devastating all in it's path, draining the planet's once rich source of syrup. The Eggobots on the verge of extinction battled valiantly to survive.


came up with this a long while back while eating TFA Waffles

CONGRATULATION ON A SUPERB FIRST POST EVER!

Welcome to Seibertron! We need people like you!

This deserves your very own welcome dance party!



And more exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha, nothing says a party quite like a lazer gun party!

thanks i just happened to see the thread and it just called to me.

This is under TF Gen1: the lost episodes

It is a Wonderful Life Rodimus Prime

This lost episode was written in response to all of those 80's brats (like my oversensitive butt) crying, complaining, etc about the death of Optimus Prime and his replacement by Rodimus Prime. In this episode the writers get their revenge: Rodimus Prime is all moody about how he isn't qualified to be Autobot leader, so basically tries to deactive himself permanently, but he connects with the Matrix of Leadership. The spirits of Primes shows him what life would have been like if Optimus survived, actually in this universe Hot Rod actually sacrificed himself and took the blast that Megatron would have killed Prime with. Thus prime defeat Megatron with only minor damage. Of course, Megatron limps into Astrotrain, gets left dead by Starscream, meets Unicron, becomes Galvatron, blow up Starscream, etc, etc, etc.
Prime ends with Kup crash landing on Quintessa. However, when the Quintessons see Prime, they immediately throw Prime in with the Sharkicons, but they immediately deactivate him (they could rebuild Prime, so they also should locate the "shut off" button which did not get blown off by Meagtron in their final battle) thus losing the Matrix. The Sharkicons immediately chow on Prime carcass and the Matrix, destroying both. Then, the rest of story continues with Unicron and the Decepticon (no Matrix, no prayer for the Autobots) winning, Unicron eating Cybertron and Autobots. Then the writers decide to finally mess up the lives of millions of 80's youngsters permanentely by showing the digestion and death of the all of the Autobots by Unicron to the tune the English version of "99 Luftballoons". Then, Unicron eats Earth and death of many humans is shown with Weird Al Yankovic's "Eat It" playing in the background. Finally, Unicron turns on the Decepticons, digesting them to the Archies "Sugar, Sugar." Thus the writers finally explain why the death of Optimus Prime was necessary.

Bayformers The Animated Series.

redsonjustin wrote:Bayformers The Animated Series.

Is that a shot at TF: Prime?

Not really, if the show was set in the movie verse then yes.

That's what Prime reminds me of... Not the worst thing I can think of, but less than wonderful.

Holyformers - Blessings in Disguise!

The peaceful preaching and general do-gooding of the Autobots has gone on for too long! The evil Decepticons will plan to tempt the Autobots at any cost! Can the Autobots resist temptation, and save the day? And what will happen when Heaven, the right of all sentient beings; comes into conflict with Chic-Fil-A's beliefs? Will the Autobots be able to turn the other cheek to an Energon gatling gun?

Find out on Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY!