The Energon Pub

News Credits: 402 · by **Mkall** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:37 pm

...you think Powerlinking involves cables
...you believe Cyber Keys are a type of computer encryption
...you don't actually care if Rumble is red or blue
...you saw the Transformers live action movies just to see Megan Fox.

News Credits: 456 · by **Sabrblade** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:56 pm

Mkall wrote:...you saw the Transformers live action movies just to see Megan Fox.

THIS!!!

This is truth! So many people went and saw those movies just because of her! :BOOM:

by **Zombie Starscream** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:03 pm

You are NOT a true fan:

When you hear the word "Transformer" you automatically think of the big power changing thingy on telephone poles.

When the only "Ramjet" you've heard of is the name of an industrial trash compactor system.

And the only "Shockwave" you know is the one that comes from the concussive wave after a bomb blast.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:54 pm

Mkall wrote:...you don't actually care if Rumble is red or blue

CRAP! Now I'm not a true fan! Because it switches up so much, and they're never given that much focus anyway, it doesn't really matter which is which to me.

by **OptiMagnus** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:03 am

...you DO actually care what colors Frenzy and Rumble are, and you must argue who is what color instead of just enjoying the characters themselves.

by **GaffaTrion** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:59 am

... If you think G1, the live action movies, Animated and every other Transformers series you've seen are the same continuity?

News Credits: 456 · by **Sabrblade** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:03 pm

GaffaTrion wrote:... If you think G1, the live action movies, Animated and every other Transformers series you've seen are the same continuity?

Oh, then my friend on another site fits that description. :oops:

News Credits: 3 · by **Bradimus** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:00 pm

...You think Star Saber only refers to a sword made of three Minicons.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:12 pm

... there's something about TF's that you don't like.

In other words, you need to like everything from G1 to DOTM and everything in between, yes, that means Beast Machines, Kiss Players, and even Power Core Combiners.

Website · by **Takanuva** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:22 pm

...you think "Kiss Players" is Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley, and Peter Criss as TFs.

by **OptiMagnus** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 7:55 pm

Burn wrote:... there's something about TF's that you don't like.

In other words, you need to like everything from G1 to DOTM and everything in between, yes, that means Beast Machines, Kiss Players, and even Power Core Combiners.

Uh oh...them's fightin' words. How dare you say true fans have to like evil, impure, invasive, degrading, demeaning, humiliating, horrible, disgusting, crappy, brainwashing, and "not legit" Transformer "Knock-off/Spin-off" lines. :lol:

Don't take that seriously, I'm joking. I actually agree with this. I have no hard feelings against any TF series.
Don't forget Animated either!

by **Stormer** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 8:51 pm

...if you tell your hubby you want "Blurr" for your birthday, and he comes back and says, "I couldn't find 'Lur'." (dang Futurama fan!)

...if you tell your huge Transformer fan sister "Oh, I had Megatron when I was a kid. I shot him with my 22 in the back yard!"

...If you didn't cry when Optimus Prime died in the 86 movie! (sniff!)

News Credits: 1 · by **T-Macksimus** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:18 pm

Takanuva wrote:...you think "Kiss Players" is Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley, and Peter Criss as TFs.

OMG that's freaking GENIUS!!! I love that idea! I just had a mental picture that could only be described as something like Star Wars TF's and the members of KISS being in a head-on collision. Only instead of it being a bloody mess it ended in a fusion of pure awesomeness. I just need to figure out how to give them 'bot modes that still do justice to their hair...

by **JetOptimus23** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:28 pm

... If you think Peter Cullen sucks.

... If you think Energon is a beutifully animated and well acted series, and is better than G1.

(Seriously, i know i kid...)

by **NTESHFT** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:00 am

MightyMagnus78 wrote:You might NOT be a True Transformers Fan...if...

... you think the Matrix is a film starring Keanu Reeves?

When I told my wife I wanted the Transformers DVD collection I would refer to it being in the Matrix box, and she would automatically think that. She claims I have weird ways of describing things.....

And I'm not afraid to admit I did cry a little when Prime died (hey, I was a kid back then.......o.k. I still get a little misty-eyed when I watch it)

by **OptiMagnus** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:52 am

...if you are in fact a true GeeWunner by the TF Wikis' definitions. Then you're just annoying.

News Credits: 4 · by **craggy** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:15 pm

You might NOT be a True Transformers Fan if...
your opinions are in any way different from mine.

...and don't argue about it

by **OptiMagnus** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:23 pm

craggy wrote:You might NOT be a True Transformers Fan if...
your opinions are in any way different from mine.

...and don't argue about it

Argue argue argue. HA!

Good one though.

by **Praxus Prime** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:43 pm

...You think the "twins" are Skids and Mudflap.
...You don't know Megatron is a gun.
...You think Starscream is the only plane.
...You think all Transformers only have one alt. mode.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:30 pm

Praxus Prime wrote:...You think the "twins" are Skids and Mudflap.

Er...the twins ARE Skids and Mudflap. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker also happen to be twins, though. But that doesn't mean Skids and Mudflap aren't also twins, seeing as they're actually referred to as such.

by **Praxus Prime** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:26 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Praxus Prime wrote:...You think the "twins" are Skids and Mudflap.

Er...the twins ARE Skids and Mudflap. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker also happen to be twins, though. But that doesn't mean Skids and Mudflap aren't also twins, seeing as they're actually referred to as such.

My bad, I meant the ONLY twins. Guess my hatred for these two abominations slipped out... Haha, oh well.
(By the way, I would appreciate it if nobody would flip out and rant at me for my opinion.

)

News Credits: 4 · by **craggy** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:35 pm

Praxus Prime wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Praxus Prime wrote:...You think the "twins" are Skids and Mudflap.

Er...the twins ARE Skids and Mudflap. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker also happen to be twins, though. But that doesn't mean Skids and Mudflap aren't also twins, seeing as they're actually referred to as such.

My bad, I meant the ONLY twins. Guess my hatred for these two abominations slipped out... Haha, oh well.
(By the way, I would appreciate it if nobody would flip out and rant at me for my opinion. )

they might have been at least as racist as Jar Jar Binks playing Resident Evil 4 but they did give us a Transformers ice-cream truck. Eek, I almost complimented Bayformers...quick, someone mention Shia being Teh Awesome! 8-}

News Credits: 456 · by **Sabrblade** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:19 pm

Praxus Prime wrote:...You don't know Megatron is a gun.

But, he is not a gun (anymore). It also depends on *which* Megatron one is referring to.

Though, if you meant, "...You don't know Megatron was a gun," then that applies for a lot of young TF fans I know.

by **OptiMagnus** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:26 pm

...if you claim certain legit Transformers continuities "aren't real Transformers".
...if you say all Transformers tv and comic series must always be tradional Japenese anime or else they "aren't real Transformers".

by **Praxus Prime** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:49 pm

...if you complain about every little detail in my previous post. Haha, yeah, I realize that had a few errors in it, but oh well. NOW-
...if you've never heard of Stan Bush.