The Energon Pub

by **Halo** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:15 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:My hair froze this morning after my shower. Should I have of waited until my hair dried?

... really cold in your dorm?

I've had my shampoo freeze on me just because it was by an open window.

Funny thing: That happened to me this morning.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:31 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:My hair froze this morning after my shower. Should I have of waited until my hair dried?

... really cold in your dorm?

I've had my shampoo freeze on me just because it was by an open window.

I wouldn't know, I shave my head when it gets to about half an inch.

by **Tweezy** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:19 pm

Halo:
-Yes... Or just take an earlier shower.

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:04 pm

Hey you guys!!!

Who's going to "bring the power"?

Whatever happened to Roosevelt Franklin? He's never on "the street" anymore.

I've been thinking about getting a new username. Any suggestions from The Peanut Gallery?

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:08 pm

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:Hey you guys!!!

Who's going to "bring the power"?

Whatever happened to Roosevelt Franklin? He's never on "the street" anymore.

I've been thinking about getting a new username. Any suggestions from The Peanut Gallery?

Hmm... Options include:
Torgo's powder
Cacophony of Cookooness
Senor Elephantitis...

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:34 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Binaltech Bombshell wrote:Hey you guys!!!

Who's going to "bring the power"?

Whatever happened to Roosevelt Franklin? He's never on "the street" anymore.

I've been thinking about getting a new username. Any suggestions from The Peanut Gallery?

Hmm... Options include:
Torgo's powder
Cacophony of Cookooness
Senor Elephantitis...

Excellent suggestions my exoskeletal friend!

Do any of these names grab you by the po-po (that is if you have a po-po)?

Meatwad Jr.?
Slab Bulkhead of the Martha's Vineyard Bulkheads?
Mister Softee?
Tiny Bob?
and...
For External Use Only?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:46 pm

Drop the Binaltech Bombshell:
It had to go when they found out there was a serial killer named "The Power."

Died from polio...or was that someone else?

Og, King of the Gorillas!

NEEEEEVVERRRRRRRRR!

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:04 pm

I Og, King of the Gorillas, demands answer to this royal question:

If I went around using the phrase "And I approved this..." in every daily situation, how long would be before I get my butt kicked? For example, at lunch I'd say "I'm B.B. and I approved this meatloaf." Or, I might say something like "I'm B.B. and I approved this hooker."

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:07 am

Binaltech Bombshell
I can bring Power-ade if tha counts.

he had a run in with a steam roller. Now he's 'in the street'

Mr. Beardzly or Crow T Autobot.

With me it would take a while... as long as you were funny.

by **Tweezy** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:31 am

BB:
-Corey Feldman
-He cleaned up and is now fulfilling a life of scams and question mark tuxedos!
-"Honey-Bunches of DEATH!" (MST3K reference!)

-t'aint ringin' any bells.

-Mere seconds!

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:13 am

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:I Og, King of the Gorillas, demands answer to this royal question:

If I went around using the phrase "And I approved this..." in every daily situation, how long would be before I get my butt kicked? For example, at lunch I'd say "I'm B.B. and I approved this meatloaf." Or, I might say something like "I'm B.B. and I approved this hooker."

Hilarious! I found that if you add "No, man, not after what happened last time!" whenever someone suggests something to do. The more innocent, the better.

"Hey, wanna go to the carnival?"
"No, man! Not after what happened last time!"

"Hey, wanna go read to the orphans?"
"No, man! Not after what happened last time!"

by **SoundMaster1** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:34 pm

why dont people speak regular english?
is everything free if you steal it?
and what exactly did happen last time?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:45 pm

nemesis zenith wrote:why dont people speak regular english?
is everything free if you steal it?
and what exactly did happen last time?

We do.

No, because someone has to pay for it at some point.

The other half of the joke.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:08 am

nemesis zenith
english is a nearly dead language. Go see idiocracy to learn the final fate of english.
as long as you aren't caught
I was caught and fined 75 bucks

by **Tweezy** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:13 am

Nemesis Zenith:
-Well then what the hell have I been speaking this whole time?
-Everyone must pay at some point... HMHMHMHUHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

by **Halo** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:18 am

Binaltech Bombshell-
1. I AM the power.
2. Haven't seen him either.
3. I'm all for your user name to be The Peanut Gallery.

nemesis blahblahblah-
1. Don't care.
2. Still don't care.
3.

by **Halo** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:48 pm

Yeah, so how much does it suck that my computer and internet died in one swift blow last Wednesday?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:14 pm

Halo wrote:Yeah, so how much does it suck that my computer and internet died in one swift blow last Wednesday?

Major King-Sized suckage. You can always get your internet back up, but if your computer's fried, then what's the point?

How much does the USA Network suck? When they showed Meet Joe Black and Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, they cut out major scenes. And I mean MAJOR scenes, scenes that if you didn't see them, the rest of the movie would be hard to understand.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:56 am

Halo
on a scale of 1-10 I'd call it a 40. Internet is the one thing I'd miss in the zombie invasion... that and toilet paper.

by **Tweezy** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:48 am

Halo:
-That does suck! Life without internet is harsh! I know from bitter experience!

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:53 am

Shadowman wrote:How much does the USA Network suck? When they showed Meet Joe Black and Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, they cut out major scenes. And I mean MAJOR scenes, scenes that if you didn't see them, the rest of the movie would be hard to understand.

That was a question, just so you know.