The Energon Pub

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:39 pm

Ricochet wrote:So, what have I missed?

A lot. I'm up to episode 79 of Dawn of Morons. (My comic-per-year average is absolute ****) People get banned, people come back unexpectedly. The Philosopher's Forum is shut down because of massive flame damage. A lot.

EDIT: Also the board is updated (As you may have noticed), and merged with another board, which is why we have so many new forums.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:26 pm

Rico
I have 24 comics of Lord of the shys up, 601 comics for Legend of the chaos sword made with 592 of them up, Locust donated me a liver which is screaming from the sudden introduction to filtering out all of my toxins... Locust is in the hospital missing a liver. Not a lot.

by **Halo** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:29 pm

Ricochet wrote:So, what have I missed?

Holy effing hell in space! You're not dead!

News Credits: 2 · by **Ricochet** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:23 pm

Halo wrote:
Ricochet wrote:So, what have I missed?

Holy effing hell in space! You're not dead!

It takes more than a few tank shells to get rid of me.I've missed you guys :sad:

Questions:

How does Family Guy get Adam West so perfect? I dislike the show (Sick of it) but whenever Adam West do anything ,it's comedy gold.

Can any of you believe I'm a premed student? I'm planning to go a doctorin'

I've also become a serious writer! Just bragging, no question here.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:55 pm

Rico
BLASHEMER!
I am never getting sick or injured again.
I'll rain horrible firy death on you later for that remark. :evil:

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:31 am

Ricochet wrote:
Halo wrote:
Ricochet wrote:So, what have I missed?

Holy effing hell in space! You're not dead!

It takes more than a few tank shells to get rid of me.I've missed you guys

Questions:

How does Family Guy get Adam West so perfect? I dislike the show (Sick of it) but whenever Adam West do anything ,it's comedy gold.

Can any of you believe I'm a premed student? I'm planning to go a doctorin'

I've also become a serious writer! Just bragging, no question here.

1. Na-na na-na na-na na-na BATMAAAAN!

2. If you're the Doctor, can I be a Dalek?

3. *Punch*

by **Halo** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:46 pm

Ricochet wrote:Questions:

How does Family Guy get Adam West so perfect? I dislike the show (Sick of it) but whenever Adam West do anything ,it's comedy gold.

Can any of you believe I'm a premed student? I'm planning to go a doctorin'

I've also become a serious writer! Just bragging, no question here.

1. Magic.
2. NEVER cure me. I'll seek a second opinion. On a crazy note, though, I'm graduating from college in Dec. of 2009, aka 3 semesters early. What college are you going to?

News Credits: 2 · by **Ricochet** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:13 pm

Halo wrote:1. Magic.
2. NEVER cure me. I'll seek a second opinion. On a crazy note, though, I'm graduating from college in Dec. of 2009, aka 3 semesters early. What college are you going to?

St Petersburg College for my associates, University of Southern Florida for my Biomed degree and no idea on what medical school later. I'm not out of college till 2011. Got a long ass way to go

Have any of you played Snatcher?

Any of you into Tabletop War Gaming?

Why did ads for Hello Kitty come up for me?

Out of all of you, who would win in a fight?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:28 pm

Rico
no.
Eh?
Quit bragging.
I might win by stink alone, but I think Locust has us beat.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:42 pm

Ricochet wrote:Have any of you played Snatcher?

Any of you into Tabletop War Gaming?

Why did ads for Hello Kitty come up for me?

Out of all of you, who would win in a fight?

Nay, for I have not!

Nay, for I am not!

It can read your deepest, most horrible thoughts.

If I ever really let go, I could probably bash some heads. I think it'd come down to me and Tweezy (He can pack a pretty tough punch when he gets mad) at which time we've got a Ryu/Ken Grudge match going on.

by **Halo** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:56 am

Ricochet wrote:Have any of you played Snatcher?

Any of you into Tabletop War Gaming?

Why did ads for Hello Kitty come up for me?

Out of all of you, who would win in a fight?

1. I'm afraid not.
2. If by "Tabletop" you mean "Surface of the Earth", then yes, yes I am.
3. Kill the Kitty!
4. Me, duh.

by **AutobotGeneral** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:54 am

When do I get to be one of the "Ask" People, Dagumit!? :grin:

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:05 am

AutobotGeneral wrote:When do I get to be one of the "Ask" People, Dagumit!?

Good luck with that. It's a very exclusive crowd. *tries to hold back laughter*

by **Halo** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:53 am

AutobotGeneral wrote:When do I get to be one of the "Ask" People, Dagumit!?

The next February 29th.

by **AutobotGeneral** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:49 am

Be Warned, I will hold you to that. Four Years Comes and Goes like the flow of time...

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:06 pm

AutobotGeneral wrote:Be Warned, I will hold you to that. Four Years Comes and Goes like the flow of time...

That's because it IS the flow of time! And it's not fast at all! You fail at Time Itself, and that's the biggest fail ever!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:26 pm

Autobotgeneral
when the clock strikes 36'o clock

Shadowman wrote:You fail at Time Itself, and that's the biggest fail ever!

You sir have been qouted for awesomeness.

by **AutobotGeneral** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:19 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:Autobotgeneral
when the clock strikes 36'o clock

Watch it... You may have over 34 thousand posts, but I'm still your Elder... Whippersnapper.

by **Tweezy** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:12 am

Ricochet:
-Because Adam West is the perfect mayor!
-Oddly enough... yes... I can...
-What the hell is snatcher?
-Not particularly
-Because Hallo Kitty wants your BLOOD!
-Normally I would say me, but I'm afraid that Halo will beat me up if I do so.... Halo.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:10 pm

Kestions for my fellow puppeteers.
1. If you met a very arrogant vegan who saw you eating a burger and started talking to you how bad meat was, what would you say to this *****? ((actually happened to me yesterday at wendy's))
2. do you think the sharp edges of paper is a viable torture weapon?
3. I have Vanilla Ice chained up in my basement, any requests?
4. What kind of monster do you think of when you hear the word "Hodge"?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:59 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:Kestions for my fellow puppeteers.
1. If you met a very arrogant vegan who saw you eating a burger and started talking to you how bad meat was, what would you say to this *****? ((actually happened to me yesterday at wendy's))
2. do you think the sharp edges of paper is a viable torture weapon?
3. I have Vanilla Ice chained up in my basement, any requests?
4. What kind of monster do you think of when you hear the word "Hodge"?

1. Continue eating my delicious Wendy's Burger...goddamn I love Wendy's Burgers...

2. Try cardboard. It's harder, and hurts like holy hell.

3. Glasgow Smile. Look it up.

4. John Hodgeman. He's the PC Guy in the dumb Mac ads.

by **Tweezy** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:20 pm

PW:
-Reply with "Sorry... but Bambi is just so delicious *Take a bite out of the burger* MMMMMM!"
-When paired with lemon juice... yes!
-Make him sing "never gonna give you up" while dancing the "Charleston" in front of a camera.
-What Shadowman said!

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:15 pm

To the crew of the mining ship Red Dwarf:

"A Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie.": Incantaton that opens a vortex of suck or greatest words ever uttered?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:38 pm

Rowsdower look alike:
A level of suck that degrades the entire channel into mediocrity.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:20 am

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:To the crew of the mining ship Red Dwarf:

"A Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie.": Incantaton that opens a vortex of suck or greatest words ever uttered?

It opens the Stargate to SUX-123, a planet made out of pure suckage. It killed Daniel Jackson three times, O'Neill twice, and critically wounded Sam Carter. Teal'c came away relatively unharmed.