The Energon Pub

SoundMaster1 wrote:Why does Seibertron have so many ads on it?
Who ever thought of such an idea as an ad with sound?
Why am I ranting on and on about advertisements?

-So they can make money to keep the site running
-the smiley people (how I hate them)
-because evidently the ads have angered you in some fashion

SoundMaster1 wrote:Why does Seibertron have so many ads on it?
Who ever thought of such an idea as an ad with sound?
Why am I ranting on and on about advertisements?

-Just to annoy you...and to make money to keep the site going.
-Craaaab people, craaaab people. Taste like crab, talk like people.
-Severe psychological trauma from when your whole family was killed by a banner ad.

why am i posting here?
why is my goldfish swimming upside down?
why is my dog using the carpet as toilet paper?
why am i taling about pets?

Undead Waffles wrote:why am i posting here?
why is my goldfish swimming upside down?
why is my dog using the carpet as toilet paper?
why am i taling about pets?

-Boredom
-Dead
-Worms
-One word answers

SoundMaster1
Because no one donates money and Ryan needs money to pay for the site somehow.
The same idiot who thought 'yep this will never get old'
We all do that.

Uwaffles
you need a reason?
It's bored and trying new things.
shag carpet cleans great down there.
Pets are always interesting

Undead Waffles wrote:why am i posting here?
why is my goldfish swimming upside down?
why is my dog using the carpet as toilet paper?
why am i taling about pets?

1. Pad your post record.
2. It's dead, dorkus.
3. That's funny.
4. You can't spell "talking" apparently.

QUESTIONS!!!

1. Who saw the movie?
2. Opinions?

Halo wrote:1. Who saw the movie?
2. Opinions?

1. Not yet, but I'll probably go see it with Tweezy and my dad today.
2. it looks fantasmical.

Halo
No,
TF2RF looks like it'll be just like the first... *sigh*

Undead Waffles:

-Are you posting here, or is here posting you?
-Training for the circus
-Carpet has that sumptuous feeling that you just don't get with two ply toilet paper or grass
-It's all a part of a worldwide governmental conspiracy to frame you for that one thing...

Halo:

-Not I
-I haven't any opinion yet, but I'm almost certain I'll have one when I do see it.

1: Where have I been?
2: What have I forgot?
3: Which picture do you like best here?
4: Why are questions about myself starting with a "w" always the best? (you know you love me)

Nekoman wrote:1: Where have I been?
2: What have I forgot?
3: Which picture do you like best here?
4: Why are questions about myself starting with a "w" always the best? (you know you love me)

1. In the LAAAAAANNND OF THE LOOOOOOOOOST! *roar*
2. Everything ever.
3. The one with the guy.
4. Only in Bizarro world.

Undead Waffles wrote:why am i posting here?
why is my goldfish swimming upside down?
why is my dog using the carpet as toilet paper?
why am i taling about pets?

*You're bored
*It's trying a new form of weight loss excercise
*Because it's comfortable and you probably don't have grass in the yard
*You're a future member of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals)

Halo wrote:QUESTIONS!!!

1. Who saw the movie?
2. Opinions?

1. I saw it
2. The movie was really good. I would have preferred that the dog humping and Wheelie humping been left out, but it's significantly better than what the reviews say.

Nekoman wrote:1: Where have I been?
2: What have I forgot?
3: Which picture do you like best here?
4: Why are questions about myself starting with a "w" always the best? (you know you love me)

1. You've been in Shadowman's The Box.
2. I don't even remember what I had for lunch, you expect me to know what you forgot?
3. The forest scene. You should really consider making your own dioramas out of hobby supplies. I think you'd enjoy it
4. Your ego requires that we acknowledge your existence. Therefore, you think they're the best.

Neko man
1: With me and Cthulhu picking blueberries.
2: Everything once you looked straight at Cthulhu.
3: comic combat
4: because we all want to talk about ourselves. at all times.

Nekoman:

-Showing several drunken lads the way to san jose
-My birthday. So yes, my panties ARE in a bunch
-Diver Talk
-In the words of Crow T Robot "YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME BABY!"

1. what is a surefire way to break up with someone?
2. what is the best way to kill a snake?
3. what is the best way till kill that same snake, only it brought a few 1000 of its cosest relatives?
4. what is the square root of 144?
5. anyone know of a good cake rescipe (or how to spell the word, pref. both)?
5. where is the number six?
8. Where is the number seven?
9. why are only three of these questions relevent to anything?

Undead Waffles wrote:1. what is a surefire way to break up with someone?
2. what is the best way to kill a snake?
3. what is the best way till kill that same snake, only it brought a few 1000 of its cosest relatives?
4. what is the square root of 144?
5. anyone know of a good cake rescipe (or how to spell the word, pref. both)?
5. where is the number six?
8. Where is the number seven?
9. why are only three of these questions relevent to anything?

1. Sleep with their friend.
2. FOXDIE. Do NOT use Metal Gear, that will not stop a Snake in any way.
3. FOXDIE and a .50 cal.
4. 12.
5. Try this.
5. Lost to time itself.
8. Thinking it's as funny as six.
9. None of those questions are relevant to anything.

Undead Waffles
1. plant evidence.
2. fire.
3. a raging inferno.
4. 3.14
5. Well, eggs, flour, and milk in the proper mixture make great pancakes.
5&8. Six is in the back room eating number seven.
9. I blame the hip hop music.

Undead Waffles wrote:1. what is a surefire way to break up with someone?
2. what is the best way to kill a snake?
3. what is the best way till kill that same snake, only it brought a few 1000 of its cosest relatives?
4. what is the square root of 144?
5. anyone know of a good cake rescipe (or how to spell the word, pref. both)?
5. where is the number six?
8. Where is the number seven?
9. why are only three of these questions relevent to anything?

-Kill their pet and feed it to them
-by removing his cardboard box
-Metal Gear?
-Your face
-R-e-c-i-p-i-e, also look up Black Forest Cake
-Getting high
-Selling weed to six
-Creative block?

Undead Waffles wrote:1. what is a surefire way to break up with someone?
2. what is the best way to kill a snake?
3. what is the best way till kill that same snake, only it brought a few 1000 of its cosest relatives?
4. what is the square root of 144?
5. anyone know of a good cake rescipe (or how to spell the word, pref. both)?
5. where is the number six?
8. Where is the number seven?
9. why are only three of these questions relevent to anything?

1. Set their house and/or belongings on fire while playing the "F@ck you symphony" on max volume, making sure they can see and hear you.
2. Depends on which one you're talking about. Liquid's already dead from what I hear, and as for Solid...I say stick some c-4 onto the box, walk away casually, then press the shiny button at a safe distance. Either that, or stick him in an isolation chamber with the hairy-pitted Russian chick. o.0'
3. As far as I know, neither one has any relatives left, so the question has therefore been rendered useless.
4. ...I dunno, lemme ask my arse. *turns around* Hey Arse, you know the square root of 144? *farts after about three seconds, then turns back to UW* She says it's 42 o.0
5. how2spell: R-e-c-i-p-e. As to a great cake recipe, I personally adore Aperture Science's cake recipe. *bursts into song and dance* It's so delicious and moist! Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. When I look out there, makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run, there is research to be done on the people who are still alive! *stops because she's laughing to hard* Sorry, I had to.
5. I ate it. Tasted like stir-fry.
8. Arse ate it. She won't tell me what it tasted like >_>'
9. 'Cause you're bored, and that usually brings out the best in people

Why is it I can never find a matching pair of socks? Is it true that they do get lost in the dryer?

Moonshatter wrote:2. Depends on which one you're talking about. Liquid's already dead from what I hear, and as for Solid...I say stick some c-4 onto the box, walk away casually, then press the shiny button at a safe distance. Either that, or stick him in an isolation chamber with the hairy-pitted Russian chick. o.0'
3. As far as I know, neither one has any relatives left, so the question has therefore been rendered useless.

2. Sticking C4 on Snake is as effective as poking a bear; he's going to notice it, and then he's going to remove your neck. Sticking him in a room with Olga would also, depending on the point in time, either end with Snake killing Olga, or both of them working together, escaping, and then finding you and removing your neck.

3. Depends on the point in time, before 2005, Liquid, Solid, Solidus, would all be active, and before 1999, so would Big Boss.

8 bit wrote:Why is it I can never find a matching pair of socks? Is it true that they do get lost in the dryer?

Socks run on a peculiar law, in that as your clothing hanger multiply, socks dwindle.

I know about the ineffectiveness of my remarks, I was trying to be funny and my humor sucks apparently Also I didn't think we were taking time travel into account. In that case, I'm with PW: Burn them all! (either that, or just nuke the place o.0).

8 bit: As to socks disappearing - Try looking under the bed, that's where half of my husband's, and my own, socks end up. When it comes to them disappearing in the wash/drier though, I blame sock gnomes. They work together with the ever-infamous gnomes who like to steal underpants to make life that much more annoying .

Moonshatter wrote:I know about the ineffectiveness of my remarks, I was trying to be funny and my humor sucks apparently Also I didn't think we were taking time travel into account. In that case, I'm with PW: Burn them all! (either that, or just nuke the place o.0).

Nuking Big Boss or his kids? You'd have a better chance of killing them by throwing rocks.

Moonshatter wrote:8 bit: As to socks disappearing - Try looking under the bed, that's where half of my husband's, and my own, socks end up. When it comes to them disappearing in the wash/drier though, I blame sock gnomes. They work together with the ever-infamous gnomes who like to steal underpants to make life that much more annoying .

You know we have a rule here, about only answering when Halo says you can. She has a method for punishing those who break this rule, and it involves explosives.

Whose birthday was today (and to him I hope you had a good one)?

Nekoman wrote:Whose birthday was today (and to him I hope you had a good one)?

Any of these people. Including JJ Abrams and Tobey Maguire. (I got Tweezy beat, though; I share a birthday with Joss Whedon and Selma Blair)