The Energon Pub

by **duragrip** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:56 pm

Is Batman the greatest superhero?

Why did Tim Burton stop directing and let Joel Schumacker run the franchise into the ground?

Was Filmation Batman any good.

Why are the Batman action figures more expensive than the Superman ones?

by **duragrip** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:07 pm

Does the world need a Batman?

Does the world need me?

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:16 pm

You're hell-bent on getting banned, aren't you?

BC, I know it's you. >:oP

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:34 pm

He doesn't have that much free time.

by **Blast Cannon** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:56 pm

Show a little respect. I could do a lot better than this if I wanted to get myself banned.

Seibertron would fall.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:13 pm

duragrip, I swear to the great God SlyTF1 that if you don't learn to edit your posts when someone hasn't replied, I'm going to slap a warning on you.

And Madues Prime, 'cause I know you're really him. >:oP

News Credits: 1 · by **SKYWARPED_128** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:57 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:You're hell-bent on getting banned, aren't you?

BC, I know it's you.

He is all of us.

But it doesn't matter, for beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:00 pm

Burn wrote:duragrip, I swear to the great God SlyTF1 that if you don't learn to edit your posts when someone hasn't replied, I'm going to slap a warning on you.

And Madues Prime, 'cause I know you're really him.

Oh c'mon, he's clearly the Shattered Glass me or the Mirror, Mirror universe me.

So...if his world reflects mine, but it's opposite...he's clearly a mentally disturbed individual, whereas I'm a very clever individual. He spends his days ruining others, I try to make other people's days brighter. He's apparently poor, my family is very well-off. He is obsessed with a bygone era, I'm willing to embrace the new, assuming dues are paid to the old. He's old, likely unattractive, and clearly hasn't gotten any since ever, whereas I'm young, pretty good looking, and- :shock:

Holy **** Batman! If this stays true then I'm going to get lucky!

Wow, maybe he is my alternate, demented, universe counterpart... :shock:

by **duragrip** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:28 pm

I need to get my Batman gear together:

1. Gauntlets
2. Utility Belt
4. Batphone
5. Batcomputer

Am I missing anything?

News Credits: 1 · by **SKYWARPED_128** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:37 pm

duragrip wrote:Am I missing anything?

6. Crime-solving intelligence (or any kind of intelligence).

7. Martial arts expertise.

8. Lotsa money.

9. Ironclad physique.

10. Loyal butler.

11. Murdered parents to make you traumatized and psychotic enough to dress up as a giant crime-fighting bat in the first place.

...yeah, pretty much it.

by **duragrip** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:29 pm

I'd say I'm pretty good at chess. I'm stealthy and quiet.

I prefer Jack Nicholson's Joker.

I like Batman as a loner, no Robin.

I think Wonderwoman is a good match for Batman.

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 12:47 am

duragrip wrote:I think Wonderwoman is a good match for Batman.

Yeah, you clearly are an expert on relationships, He-Man and She-Ra are clearly meant to be together, despite sharing genes.

News Credits: 1 · by **SKYWARPED_128** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 1:11 am

Madeus Prime wrote:
duragrip wrote:I think Wonderwoman is a good match for Batman.

Yeah, you clearly are an expert on relationships, He-Man and She-Ra are clearly meant to be together, despite sharing genes.

Didn't stop the Lannisters.... >:oP

by **duragrip** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 1:21 am

Bruce Wayne has a lot of money but doesn't get the woman.

by **duragrip** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:10 am

Is Batgirl a red-head or is it a wig, like in 60's show? Even though it was a wig in 60's show, she was still dish.

I forgot to edit above post. I'm sorry.

News Credits: 60 · by **fenrir72** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:19 am

duragrip wrote:I'd say I'm pretty good at chess. I'm stealthy and quiet.

I prefer Jack Nicholson's Joker.

I like Batman as a loner, no Robin.

I think Wonderwoman is a good match for Batman.

I'm great at Final Fantasy Tactics (haven't lost a crew yet).

No one can compare to Cesar Romero.

I like Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns (he had lots of buddies aside from Robin in the end)

Mike Deodato's Wonderwoman can tie me up anytime.

News Credits: 60 · by **fenrir72** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:22 am

duragrip wrote:Is Batgirl a red-head or is it a wig, like in 60's show? Even though it was a wig in 60's show, she was still dish.

I forgot to edit above post. I'm sorry.

A dish? I hope she isn't like China doll(made of porcelain) in Oz the Great and Powerful! Putting her back together won't be easy

by **duragrip** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:23 am

Why doesn't Mark Hamill want to do Joker anymore?

I think Harley Quinn would make good match for Batman. He needs free-spirit to loosen him up.

News Credits: 60 · by **fenrir72** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:27 am

duragrip wrote:Why doesn't Mark Hamill want to do Joker anymore?

I think Harley Quinn would make good match for Batman. He needs free-spirit to loosen him up.

Professional fee too high?