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Chuck Norris vs Dancing Power Balls

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Chuck Norris vs Dancing Power Balls

by Sailor Destron » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:15 pm

Weapon: Dark Saber Sword

It's Chuck Norris vs. the Dancing Power Balls!

Chuck Norris has his "fighting skills" like kicks and punches (maybe do something with exercise equipment, like throw it or something)

The Power Balls can kick and throw money

I vote for the Power Balls.

(O.K.-- so a Dancing Power Ball is basically a person dressed up in a ball costume who dances, there was like seven of them (The red ball is their leader) dancing and handing out money in front of a local university to celebrate Power Ball coming to Ohio. The news media had a field day.)

So later I saw the infomercial with Chuck Norris and his exercise equipment, and I thought it would be amusing

if they fought each other.

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Dancing Power Balls

by snavej » Sun Sep 24, 2023 8:56 pm

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."

Chuck Norris is biologically impossible so Dancing Power Balls win by default.

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