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Chuck Norris. I personally know Jesus, and to say, I couldn't see him as a good fighter-- he's already quite the piss-poor janitor.

DesalationReborn wrote:Chuck Norris. I personally know Jesus, and to say, I couldn't see him as a good fighter-- he's already quite the piss-poor janitor.

I think youre confused, we're talking about Jesus Christ, not Jesus Rodriguez

OptimusN1701 wrote:

DesalationReborn wrote:Chuck Norris. I personally know Jesus, and to say, I couldn't see him as a good fighter-- he's already quite the piss-poor janitor.

I think youre confused, we're talking about Jesus Christ, not Jesus Rodriguez

No contest then-- that one's dead.

DesalationReborn wrote:

OptimusN1701 wrote:

DesalationReborn wrote:Chuck Norris. I personally know Jesus, and to say, I couldn't see him as a good fighter-- he's already quite the piss-poor janitor.

I think youre confused, we're talking about Jesus Christ, not Jesus Rodriguez

No contest then-- that one's dead.

Yea, but he came back....
As opposed to Norris's career, which is as dead as a door nail

OptimusN1701 wrote:

DesalationReborn wrote:

OptimusN1701 wrote:

DesalationReborn wrote:Chuck Norris. I personally know Jesus, and to say, I couldn't see him as a good fighter-- he's already quite the piss-poor janitor.

I think youre confused, we're talking about Jesus Christ, not Jesus Rodriguez

No contest then-- that one's dead.

Yea, but he came back....
As opposed to Norris's career, which is as dead as a door nail

Just about got me on the 2nd (he did star in a direct to video in 2005), but 75% of the world's still out on that first bit.

DesalationReborn wrote:

OptimusN1701 wrote:

DesalationReborn wrote:

OptimusN1701 wrote:

DesalationReborn wrote:Chuck Norris. I personally know Jesus, and to say, I couldn't see him as a good fighter-- he's already quite the piss-poor janitor.

I think youre confused, we're talking about Jesus Christ, not Jesus Rodriguez

No contest then-- that one's dead.

Yea, but he came back....
As opposed to Norris's career, which is as dead as a door nail

Just about got me on the 2nd (he did star in a direct to video in 2005), but 75% of the world's still out on that first bit.

the original post stated Jesus to be the son of God. If that is accepted as true, then what I said about him coming back could also be seen as true

But religious debate aside

Jesus has remained popular for 2000+ years in one way or another.
Norris is like popular for like two months and then goes back into his hole for the next year or so

What was the name of this movie? I didnt even hear about it


I really wish Jackie Chan would just beat the living crap out of Norris.......

OptimusN1701 wrote:

DesalationReborn wrote:

OptimusN1701 wrote:

DesalationReborn wrote:

OptimusN1701 wrote:

DesalationReborn wrote:Chuck Norris. I personally know Jesus, and to say, I couldn't see him as a good fighter-- he's already quite the piss-poor janitor.

I think youre confused, we're talking about Jesus Christ, not Jesus Rodriguez

No contest then-- that one's dead.

Yea, but he came back....
As opposed to Norris's career, which is as dead as a door nail

Just about got me on the 2nd (he did star in a direct to video in 2005), but 75% of the world's still out on that first bit.

the original post stated Jesus to be the son of God. If that is accepted as true, then what I said about him coming back could also be seen as true

But religious debate aside

Jesus has remained popular for 2000+ years in one way or another.
Norris is like popular for like two months and then goes back into his hole for the next year or so

What was the name of this movie? I didnt even hear about it


I really wish Jackie Chan would just beat the living crap out of Norris.......

I thought we were talking about fighting capabilities. But you're right-- if he tags with the Super Best Friends, he's got a good chance:

WHATCH IT! tou are tampering with religion! please dont! you are being VERY immoral!

Durge344 wrote:WHATCH IT! tou are tampering with religion! please dont! you are being VERY immoral!

Immoral by whose standards, man? Not by mine.

Oh crap, I'm questioning the validity of an unproven, uncertified belief, I must need to be stoned.

Please. Might be important to you, but it that doesn't automatically give it an anti-joke sticker. Besides, this is the internet-- everything in jest.

Besides, if we weren't allowed to mock religion in America, just think the trouble we'd get from the Church of Norris.

Oh goodness, I really hope this doesn't turn into a religous battle when all it is a simple way for us to make fun of Chuck norris's infamy and watch out for his roundhouse of death

DesalationReborn wrote:

Durge344 wrote:WHATCH IT! tou are tampering with religion! please dont! you are being VERY immoral!

Immoral by whose standards, man? Not by mine.

Oh crap, I'm questioning the validity of an unproven, uncertified belief, I must need to be stoned.

Please. Might be important to you, but it that doesn't automatically give it an anti-joke sticker. Besides, this is the internet-- everything in jest.

Besides, if we weren't allowed to mock religion in America, just think the trouble we'd get from the Church of Norris.

im not american. I HATE IT when religeon is mocked!

Knight Hawk wrote:Oh goodness, I really hope this doesn't turn into a religous battle when all it is a simple way for us to make fun of Chuck norris's infamy and watch out for his roundhouse of death

Really now. Some people can't take a joke. If Seaman can, then why can't we all? I've basically said my peace Norris wins! lol

Jesus says 'It looks like you want me to Chuck Norris!'. He throws Chuck Norris into hell and flies away laughing.