The Energon Pub

by **allisonaxe** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:33 am

tacogrande wrote:I've been watching law and order and sometimes without a trace reruns on tnt and usa. That's all they show. I was waiting for SVU, the show that deals specifically with sexual crimes, to have an episode where a pedophile has a lot of action figures and they use it against him. There are a lot of people out there with toy collections, cereal box collections, pez collections, baseball card collections, etc...

they had a Law and Order: Criminal Intent episode where a toy collector was the victim, if i recall.... which somehow led to another murder involving a group of vampire LARPers (though they didn't use the LARP terminology...)

by **Bonger** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:40 am

Ok Skywarp, the first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem.

Now repeat after me, "I am a child molester and I have a problem."

Ok, no everyone, "I am a child molester and I have a problem."

#-o

by **Saya** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:58 am

G1Blaster wrote:Collecting TFs is not the reason I'm a pedophile.

....Wait.

It's because you're criminally insane, right?

by **Handels-Messerschmitt** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:20 am

No. It's because he's legally insane.

News Credits: 5 · by **God Magnus** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:59 am

allisonaxe wrote:
tacogrande wrote:I've been watching law and order and sometimes without a trace reruns on tnt and usa. That's all they show. I was waiting for SVU, the show that deals specifically with sexual crimes, to have an episode where a pedophile has a lot of action figures and they use it against him. There are a lot of people out there with toy collections, cereal box collections, pez collections, baseball card collections, etc...

they had a Law and Order: Criminal Intent episode where a toy collector was the victim, if i recall.... which somehow led to another murder involving a group of vampire LARPers (though they didn't use the LARP terminology...)

You mean they didn't use rock/paper/scissors to determine if the cops could see them? How dare they!

by **Riotflea** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:02 pm

n_tel_ekt

Pedophile!!! LMAO! Im 25 = born in 1982. Transformers to me is to my generation what Starwars and Star Trek was for past generations (and still, ours too). So if Im a pedophile because Im part of the Transformer Cult-following then why havent they said the same about the cult-following that Starwars and Star Trek created long ago???

They did lol, the BASTARDS.
I remember the multitude of linking a few years ago to "news" reports of police data showing STAR TREK toy collectors were pedos... "because in Star Trek, accountability for your actions are dismissed due to an alien influence, alien disease, or holodeck malfunction MAKING you do things you shouldn't".

But Transformers?

The hell?

How would one equate Transformer collecting with pedos... insanity.

News Credits: 665 · by **Skowl** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:13 pm

The Transformers Movie is set to make an awful lot of money at the box office this week... I guess that means there are quite a bit of pedophiles out there.

Next time I see someone in line at Toys R Us with some Real Gear toys or something, I'll put him under citizen's arrest by punching him in the neck.

...you know, for the children.

by **YouFearGalvatron** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:36 am

Skowl wrote:The Transformers Movie is set to make an awful lot of money at the box office this week... I guess that means there are quite a bit of pedophiles out there.

Next time I see someone in line at Toys R Us with some Real Gear toys or something, I'll put him under citizen's arrest by punching him in the neck.

...you know, for the children.

QFT.

Unfortunately, Western society is moving in this direction. Guilty before innocent.

News Credits: 2 · by **Decepticon Spike** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:00 pm

YouFearGalvatron wrote:
Skowl wrote:The Transformers Movie is set to make an awful lot of money at the box office this week... I guess that means there are quite a bit of pedophiles out there.

Next time I see someone in line at Toys R Us with some Real Gear toys or something, I'll put him under citizen's arrest by punching him in the neck.

...you know, for the children.

QFT.

Unfortunately, Western society is moving in this direction. Guilty before innocent.

It's not moving that way, it is that way. We had a big discussion in Law class about it.

by **YouFearGalvatron** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:52 pm

Decepticon Spike wrote:
YouFearGalvatron wrote:
Skowl wrote:The Transformers Movie is set to make an awful lot of money at the box office this week... I guess that means there are quite a bit of pedophiles out there.

Next time I see someone in line at Toys R Us with some Real Gear toys or something, I'll put him under citizen's arrest by punching him in the neck.

...you know, for the children.

QFT.

Unfortunately, Western society is moving in this direction. Guilty before innocent.

It's not moving that way, it is that way. We had a big discussion in Law class about it.

QFT, again.

"I thought you were speeding, lets just call it 58 in a 45, son..." comes to mind.

News Credits: 38 · by **Sunstar** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:00 pm

You know... a pedophile... that translates into loving kids right? :???:

I mean wanting to do it with them right? :-?

I don't even like kids...and I am a woman.

Ugh. I don't even plan on having them either. :-?

I just like my toys and having my second childhood.

by **YouFearGalvatron** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:18 pm

Sunstar wrote:You know... a pedophile... that translates into loving kids right? I mean wanting to do it with them right? I don't even like kids...and I am a woman. Ugh. I don't even plan on having them either. I just like my toys and having my second childhood.

Sunstar, you summed up my manifesto right there.

Breeding idiot-"Oh, you don't want children?!...Once you have them, you will change your mind!"

YFG-"Um, I WON'T be having them to begin with..."

Breeding idiot-"You will change your mind..."

YFG-"Yeah, sure, lady..."

We need more girls like Sunstar. Cloning en masse will commence immediatley!

News Credits: 38 · by **Sunstar** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:56 pm

YouFearGalvatron wrote:
Sunstar wrote:You know... a pedophile... that translates into loving kids right? I mean wanting to do it with them right? I don't even like kids...and I am a woman. Ugh. I don't even plan on having them either. I just like my toys and having my second childhood.

Sunstar, you summed up my manifesto right there.

Breeding idiot-"Oh, you don't want children?!...Once you have them, you will change your mind!"

YFG-"Um, I WON'T be having them to begin with..."

Breeding idiot-"You will change your mind..."

YFG-"Yeah, sure, lady..."

We need more girls like Sunstar. Cloning en masse will commence immediatley!

trust me, you would not want to clone me..

But I had a boyfriend take me to a friend of his who had a kid in order to show me the light. His friend told me:

"When that kid comes out of your t**t..."

I immediately thought no thanks and looked at thier pet python.

I am 32 this year so unless I suddenly change my mind, I do not think I will. Married 10 years. we're happy enough.

News Credits: 1 · by **softimus_prime** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:57 pm

fuzzd0rk wrote:A direct quote from Sunday's rerun of "Without A Trace" -

Suspect: "Why am I here?"

Cop 1: "You're here because you like looking at little boys."

Suspect: "What?!"

Cop 2: "Don't play with us. We got a warrant for your apartment. We found your Transformer toys. Not the kind of hobby a grown man has."

wtf!!!!!