The Energon Pub

[1337W422102]

I Play Paradise on the PS3. GT Nighthawk FTW!

Oh hell yeah, stats-wise, it's a beast. But, as an oldschool Knight Rider fan, MAN, did they miss the mark. Should've been a modified black P12, but that would have been redundant with the 88, I guess. The whole Legendary pack is highly swing-and-miss.

[Shadowman]

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim:
As my Dunmer Lady, I decided to take a break from the College Questline (Read as: Labyrinthian is a bitch) to do the Thieves Guild Questline. Bad news? By leaving off on the Staff of Magnus quest, it rendered a part of the Thieves Guild quest temporarily unbeatable. I had to beat the Mages Guild questline in order to move forward.

Phooey.

Did Sanguine's Quest for the Sanguine Rose, and enough of Clavicus Vile's quest to have Barbas as a follower. Finished up the College Questline without too much hassle.

Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!

[BeastProwl]

I Play Paradise on the PS3. GT Nighthawk FTW!

Oh hell yeah, stats-wise, it's a beast. But, as an oldschool Knight Rider fan, MAN, did they miss the mark. Should've been a modified black P12, but that would have been redundant with the 88, I guess. The whole Legendary pack is highly swing-and-miss.

Could you imagine an A-Team Slam Van? Just another thing that will never be...

[1337W422102]

I Play Paradise on the PS3. GT Nighthawk FTW!

Oh hell yeah, stats-wise, it's a beast. But, as an oldschool Knight Rider fan, MAN, did they miss the mark. Should've been a modified black P12, but that would have been redundant with the 88, I guess. The whole Legendary pack is highly swing-and-miss.

Could you imagine an A-Team Slam Van? Just another thing that will never be...

HHHNGNHG! That would have been fantastic. I'd have dug that for sure.

Red Dead Redemption [360]:
There will never be a PC version of this. Plus it was on sale.

Started a new game. Got shot. Rescued by Bonnie, who, unfortunately, is not as delicious in-game as her character artwork on the back of the map lead me to believe. Did the first job for her, shooting coyotes and whatnot. Didn't see any rustlers, who've really seemed to rustle her jimmies more than anything else.

Geez, I sure hope I don't have to fight gorillas any time soon.

Also got my Social Club Gentlemen costume, which really doesn't look that good in game, and neither does the male version of the "reward" costume for those borderline-useless-unless-you-play-one-of-the-few-games-that-support-them-and-are-actually-worthwhile dashboard characters.

[BeastProwl]

Hog-tie a lady, lead her over to the rail road tracks, and wait.

[1337W422102]

Hog-tie a lady, lead her over to the rail road tracks, and wait.

Why, that would be downright dastardly, good sir!

[Shadowman]

Hog-tie a lady, lead her over to the rail road tracks, and wait.

Really? You're going with the Snidely Whiplash method? Out of the millions of ways you can kill someone in the Old West, you go with the most clichéd method there is.

I am disappoint, son.

Star Wars: The Old Republic:
Took time off from my sexy sadistic Sith Sorcerer, (Which is an advanced class of Inquisitor but that doesn't add to alliteration) to play as my non-sexy Jedi Knight, as voiced by Solid Snake. Working on Taris, chasing down an Imperial Intelligence agent. Also did a group mission where our "healer" admitted he is a terrible healer after he let us all die.

[1337W422102]

Hog-tie a lady, lead her over to the rail road tracks, and wait.

Really? You're going with the Snidely Whiplash method? Out of the millions of ways you can kill someone in the Old West, you go with the most clichéd method there is.

I am disappoint, son.

Brother, the entire Old West is a cliché. And the Beast was referring to the Dastardly achievement you get for doing that.

[The Happy Locust]

I admit it. I want a PC version of REd Dead. The last Rockstar game on my PC was GTA4, and that left a sour taste in my mouth. So preferred San Andreas.

Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Cleared the sand castle, earning the sand wand. A mcGuffin tool that will never be used again. This also earned me the Light bow. After returning to my train, was gifted with the free McGuffin of an all-powerful sword. Might have been nice to have it earlier, but oh well.

[1337W422102]

I admit it. I want a PC version of REd Dead. The last Rockstar game on my PC was GTA4, and that left a sour taste in my mouth. So preferred San Andreas.

I want it, too, but it won't happen, and after seeing how badly they ported GTA IV, maybe that's a good thing.

[BeastProwl]

Warrior Within
Is Two Thrones really worth playing THIS? I mean, so far it's okay, but It just feels odd... I cant really get into it like I did the first one.

[Shadowman]

Warrior Within
Is Two Thrones really worth playing THIS? I mean, so far it's okay, but It just feels odd... I cant really get into it like I did the first one.

Yeah, mostly because they keep bringing things up in Two Thrones that only make sense if you've played Warrior Within.

[BeastProwl]

Shadow of the Colossus
There is alot more to this game that you won't discover if you just roam from boss to boss. I found the secret garden. And I am telling you. Whatever you do, do NOT eat the fruit up there! DO NOT DO IT!

I also found the spot were you can ride the giant hawk. Pointless, but really fun.

[1337W422102]

Halo 2 [PC]:
Finished another playthrough. It's even more disappointing than I remembered.
Might get started on ODST tonight, assuming I can pry myself from those delicious Xenoblade Chronicles.

[BeastProwl]

Assassins Creed II
STILL looking for pieces of the truth! These things are either REALLY well hidden, or I'm just discoordinated beyond belief. To be fair, I havn't really been playing it all that much. I have been recently though, and I found a piece of truth on a castle wall, so my interest got revamped a bit.

[1337W422102]

Xenoblade Chronicles [Wii]:
I have a new life motto: "Not tonight, ladies, I'm playing Xenoblade Chronicles." Bracing for many glorious years of virginity.

Decided to stop screwing around with side-quests and get the story going. Basically, crap hit the fan, smothered it, and made it rain from the sky in the form of Mechon invaders.

Got the Monado, though. Time to kick ass.

Star Wars: Dark Forces [PC]:
Hijacked a smuggler ship, passed through the Super Star Destroyer Executor on my way to the Arc Hammer, where the Dark Troopers are being built and deployed from. Going to kark it the kriff up and get the hell outta there in a stolen shuttle before they realize what happened. How will I do that without getting dead? Because Kyle Katarn, that's why.

[The Happy Locust]

Xenoblade Chronicles [Wii]:
I have a new life motto: "Not tonight, ladies, I'm playing Xenoblade Chronicles." Bracing for many glorious years of virginity.

Decided to stop screwing around with side-quests and get the story going. Basically, crap hit the fan, smothered it, and made it rain from the sky in the form of Mechon invaders.

Got the Monado, though. Time to kick ass.

keep me posted. Once I finish Skyrim in about 2 years, I'll need a new timesink.

Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Returned to the spirit tower for 3 previously unseen floors. After some devilish puzzles (one of which was needlessly obtuse and a complete guessing game because I entered the wrong door first, got the compass of light. This pointed me to a highly visible gateway to darkness (okay, why did I need the compass again?). In the dark realm, exacted revenge against some armor trains. Just got dropped onto a track following the demon train.

[BeastProwl]

Playing through God Hand, like, the fourth freakin time! you would think id'e be bored already, but NOPE!

Also, am forced to replay Scott Pilgrim the game. No complaints! Just beat the Nega Scott, fully leveled up Scott, and am on my way to face off against Gideon. JOY

Interesting sidenote:
Scott Pilgrim VS Gene, who wins?

[The Happy Locust]

Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
GAME.OVER.
Took down the demon train, then 2 forms of Malladus. Zelda returned to her body and dutifully ignored our hero, who dies in solitude only to be later resurrected and forced to relive the same events, every 2 year or so.

Game was alright. I had trouble getting into it though

[1337W422102]

Xenoblade Chronicles [Wii]:
I have a new life motto: "Not tonight, ladies, I'm playing Xenoblade Chronicles." Bracing for many glorious years of virginity.

Decided to stop screwing around with side-quests and get the story going. Basically, crap hit the fan, smothered it, and made it rain from the sky in the form of Mechon invaders.

Got the Monado, though. Time to kick ass.

keep me posted. Once I finish Skyrim in about 2 years, I'll need a new timesink.

Crap is amazing. Check it out.

Halo 3: ODST [360]:
Still think they should've used the name "Recon."
Got the first piece of the mystery. In Buck's first level right now, at the big-ass arena where you take it from all sides by a buttload of enemies and then a pair of Hunters flip you over and go in for seconds. Not having such a great time so far, and without a Frag FX or an Aimon, playing is a smegging chore.

[The Happy Locust]

Xenoblade Chronicles [Wii]:
I have a new life motto: "Not tonight, ladies, I'm playing Xenoblade Chronicles." Bracing for many glorious years of virginity.

Decided to stop screwing around with side-quests and get the story going. Basically, crap hit the fan, smothered it, and made it rain from the sky in the form of Mechon invaders.

Got the Monado, though. Time to kick ass.

keep me posted. Once I finish Skyrim in about 2 years, I'll need a new timesink.

Crap is amazing. Check it out.

We're all aware of the sheer variety of fecal applications, but I Wanted to know about Xenoblade.

[Shadowman]

The Elder Scrolls: Arena:
It's freeware. I think. If not, I just engaged in some piracy.

I already knew that, back in the day, PC games had a habit of being a bit more...obscure in their controls then modern-day games do. But for the love of Azura they could have done a better job here. I didn't exactly go to college but I'm pretty sure Game Design 101 starts by saying "If the player needs a guide to figure out the basics of your game, you have already failed."

I haven't even really done anything. Finished the first dungeon, then got dropped off in...I dunno, it's snowing, so I guess Skyrim. Never heard of Amber Guard before, though. Explored the town, got mugged to death by an Orc because apparently Town Guards haven't been hired yet. Reloaded, found the exit, decided to Wait for morning...only to be interrupted by being mugged to death by...I dunno, Gandalf? He looked Gandalf.

I don't want to say " **** this game" especially to an Elder Scrolls game but... **** this game.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim:
At least I know the series gets better.

Decided to take my Nord back out so he can finish the College Questline; I'd like him to have as much of the game completed as I can help before the DLC comes out. Found the Eye of Magnus, but got sidetracked finishing the Gaaldur sidequest. Got the pieces, then fought all three brothers one by one. When all three tried to gang up on me...their dad instead came back from the grave to curbstomp them all at once, then reforge the Amulet Fragments for me.

Damn decent of him.

[BeastProwl]

Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
If you read what I posted here before, forget it. I can sum it up all in a few words. **** SAND WRAITH GLITCH!!!!!!
I am not starting a new game over this ****.

[Shadowman]

Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
If you read what I posted here before, forget it. I can sum it up all in a few words. **** SAND WRAITH GLITCH!!!!!!
I am not starting a new game over this ****.

Let me help: You get all the health upgrades, you get the Water Sword, the Prince drags Kaileena to the present so that the Sands of Time can't be found by the Maharajah. But because Kaileena was supposed to die, the Dahaka (Who previously "Killed" the Prince, the Prince surviving thanks to a loophole in the Sand Wraith Mask's design, the Dahaka apparently being somehow satisfied despite leaving a duplicate Prince alive) goes after her. You kill the Dahaka with the Water Sword, Prince takes Kaileena home to Babylon...WHICH IS BEING ATTACKED OH NOES!!

There, you can move on to Two Thrones now.

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind:
BEATEN! Main questline, anyway. Blew up a giant Dwarf Robot, killing Dagoth Ur in the process...and turning off the Tribunal's power, which will cause the Ministry of Truth to crash and destroy not only Vivec City, but likely much of the surrounding area, as well as causing the Red Mountain to erupt and destroy the rest of Vvardenfell.

Whoopsies.

[BeastProwl]

I restarted it anyway. I caught up pretty quick. I just need to beat that stupid bondage freak again...
Which, might I add has become the new bane of me existance. Since when can a kick make you fly to the othr end of the level?