The Energon Pub

by **Prowl20** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:03 pm

1. What would be your name?
2. What would you transform into?
3. Would you be a Decepticon or an Autobot?

1. Diabeticon
2. I'd be the equivalent of Megatron. Only instead of a gun, I'd be a syringe.
3. Autobot

This is how sad the life of a 19 year old can get when they're procrastinating an impending final project for college.

News Credits: 1 · by **Brakethrough** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:33 pm

Well, if we're going to continue along the lines of less-than-impressive transformations, I would be known as Manufacturon Faultus, an Autobot who turns into an office chair that won't adjust.

by **Lorekeeper** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:25 pm

1. I would be "Ultra Comfy"
2. I would transform into a futuristic barcalounger or lay-z-boy
3. I would be a Decepticon... I would sap energy from my victims, too comfortably stuck in my velour embrace

by **Rodimus Cloud** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:43 pm

1. I would be '' Crimson Cloud ''
2. I would transform into a Lamborghini Countach
3. I would be an Autobot, little hot-headed with strong will

News Credits: 1 · by **Saber Prime** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:01 pm

Prowl20 wrote:1. What would be your name?
2. What would you transform into?
3. Would you be a Decepticon or an Autobot?

Look at my sig.

Prowl20 wrote:1. Diabeticon
2. I'd be the equivalent of Megatron. Only instead of a gun, I'd be a syringe.
3. Autobot

How can you be a Syringe, the equivalent of Megatron, AND be an Autobot? My head hurts, you should more like a Decepticon to me.

by **Prowl20** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:45 pm

Megatron turns into something smaller, a Walther P-38 handgun and is able to be used by fellow Decepticons. I, on the other hand would turn into a syringe and be used to squirt acid at enemies.

by **Prowl20** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:49 pm

Megatron turns into something smaller, a Walther P-38 handgun and is able to be used by fellow Decepticons. I, on the other hand would turn into a syringe and be used to squirt acid at enemies.

by **Jaw Crusher** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:57 pm

News Credits: 11 · by **Robinson** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:03 pm

This says it all.

News Credits: 11 · by **Robinson** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:03 pm

This says it all.

News Credits: 6 · by **Dr. Caelus** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:01 am

OptimusPrive wrote:1. I would be "Ultra Comfy"
2. I would transform into a futuristic barcalounger or lay-z-boy
3. I would be a Decepticon... I would sap energy from my victims, too comfortably stuck in my velour embrace

The Spanish Inquisition would like to talk to you about employment opportunities.

News Credits: 1 · by **Fang Wolf** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:14 am

1 I would be Wolfire
2 I would become a Transmetal 2 Wolf with flame paint, similar to HotRod
3 Maximal, duh.

News Credits: 1 · by **Leonardo** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:24 am

I would be AquaGlyph, a Maximal Cybertronian submarine-cum-dolphin.

News Credits: 2 · by **Powersurge** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:16 am

I dunno, I would be a animal TF I know that much, maybe a Unicorn or maybe a snake, maybe a Unicorn-snake Fuzor, and i would be called Powersurge (duh), and i could sap energy from enemies, and i would be a Maximal.

by **Lorekeeper** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:05 am

Caelus wrote:
OptimusPrive wrote:1. I would be "Ultra Comfy"
2. I would transform into a futuristic barcalounger or lay-z-boy
3. I would be a Decepticon... I would sap energy from my victims, too comfortably stuck in my velour embrace

The Spanish Inquisition would like to talk to you about employment opportunities.

Yes, my minions would be "Rackage," a dish drying rack, and "Fluffzee," a pillow with all the stuffing at one end.

by **Jaw Crusher** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:38 am

OptimusPrive wrote:
Caelus wrote:
OptimusPrive wrote:1. I would be "Ultra Comfy"
2. I would transform into a futuristic barcalounger or lay-z-boy
3. I would be a Decepticon... I would sap energy from my victims, too comfortably stuck in my velour embrace

The Spanish Inquisition would like to talk to you about employment opportunities.

Yes, my minions would be "Rackage," a dish drying rack, and "Fluffzee," a pillow with all the stuffing at one end.

Heh, makes me wonder what a Gilliam-animated TF show would look like. Maybe Wreck-Gar could make a cameo...

by **Rally Racer** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:08 am

1. Rally Racer
2. Subaru Impreza wrx sti
3. Autobot... all the way!

Based on a gift I gave to someone. Here's the poster.

News Credits: 1014 · by **First Gen** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:15 pm

The absurd:

1. Load Letter
2. Copier/Printer/Fax that never copies, prints or faxes
3. Decepticon (Cause I believe all office machinery are secret Decepticons observing our every movements)

The Reality

1. Quadrolock
2. 1969 Chevy Camaro SS
3. Autonomous Robot

BTW, Diabeticon, while a very clever name for your alt mode, sounds like a grooup of bots, like Sharkticons and Insecticons.

by **ThunderThruster** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:25 am

1. Thunderthruster (obviously)
2. supersonic jet with interstellar capabilities
3. autobot all the way!

News Credits: 1014 · by **First Gen** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:52 am

Rally Racer wrote:1. Rally Racer
2. Subaru Impreza wrx sti
3. Autobot... all the way!

Based on a gift I gave to someone. Here's the poster.

Thats pretty sweet. I should make up Quadrolock and him and Rally can race.

by **Ultra Convoy** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:44 am

Here goes

An Autobot that changes into a wheelchair. Name would be Chair Convoy.

Or be binary bonded to a transector. A "female" transector autobot with a male binary bonded partner. It would be called Trannysaurs.

News Credits: 1 · by **Blackstreak** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:48 pm

I would be Blackstreak *shock* and an Autobot *gasp* all the way. My alt mode would be depending on time frame. On Cybertron I might be a repaint of Bluestreak's Cybertronian alt mode, on Earth I'd be a Dodge Viper. I contemplated being a triple changer into something like a...

...

...

a house cat. :grin:

by **Zombie Starscream** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:35 pm

If I were a Transformer I would be a Seeker (no surprise there) colored black with some dark blue and grey highlights, a fembot/con, and be neither Autobot nor Decepticon but an Independant. I would be called NightStorm.

News Credits: 1 · by **Brakethrough** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:54 pm

Aw, people are posting serious ones. Might as well pile on the bandwagon. And get around to making some art eventually.

Brakethrough
Function: Combat Engineer
Alt Mode: Wrecking ball/crane (In an orange, tan and dark blue scheme)
Faction: Autobot

Visually, sort of a cross between Armada Smokescreen (but, you know, with KNEES) and Cybertron Longrack, with a wrecking ball on the end of the arm. Sorry, Quad and Rally, I won't be racing with you anytime soon. Maybe I'll build the podium or something.