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by **Death By Motor Bike** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:43 pm

Burn wrote:Oh I dunno, in 8 posts DBMB has managed to be funnier than Ineptibots V0.2 have in 8 months!

Hey, what can I say? Other than, uh..... .. my ..cat has fur.. and other exciting phrases(?)

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:43 pm

There was a topic to this? All I know is I just paid someone good energon for sex and haven't been serviced yet.

by **Death By Motor Bike** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:51 pm

You said you wanted more than just sex out of this relationship! :sad:

by **Tifereth** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:17 pm

Death By Motor Bike wrote:You said you wanted more than just sex out of this relationship!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:52 pm

Death By Motor Bike wrote:You said you wanted more than just sex out of this relationship!

I highly doubt that. He tends to just use and abuse and cast aside.

Be thankful he didn't order you to bake him a pie. You didn't bake him a pie did you?

by **Death By Motor Bike** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:14 pm

What if I did but I haven't given it to him yet?

Should I put meth in it and then give it to him?

News Credits: 7 · by **Dragonslayer** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:03 am

No, that'll just get him even more aroused. Try something like cyanide.

by **Uncrazzimatic** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:03 am

Death By Motor Bike wrote:What if I did but I haven't given it to him yet?

Should I put meth in it and then give it to him?

He may enjoy that.

News Credits: 3 · by **Archanubis** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:21 am

Oh, what some folks won't do to keep the loan sharks in the fancy suits away.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:11 am

Thunderscream wrote::lol: Oh, what some folks won't do to keep the loan sharks in the fancy suits away.

I'm a sex addict in a fancy suit. Is that really any better?

News Credits: 3 · by **Archanubis** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:23 am

Jesus Prime wrote:
Thunderscream wrote::lol: Oh, what some folks won't do to keep the loan sharks in the fancy suits away.

I'm a sex addict in a fancy suit. Is that really any better?

I thought you wore a dress.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:26 am

Thunderscream wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Thunderscream wrote::lol: Oh, what some folks won't do to keep the loan sharks in the fancy suits away.

I'm a sex addict in a fancy suit. Is that really any better?

I thought you wore a dress.

Only sometimes. Only sometimes. Those are my feet in my sig, though.

by **Death By Motor Bike** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:04 pm

Let's have feet sex.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:05 pm

Sure thing, but I'm sexing your feet.

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