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Jesus he knows me and he knows I'm right...
He's got some pretty far-out powers to go along with them, too, including teleportation, the projection of trippy telepathic visions and illusions, and the ability to groove on the language of 98% of all known species. To uses his powers to the fullest, though, he's gotta be feelin' good vibrations; bad karma can seriously harsh his mellow, y'know?
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Primus C-00 wrote:I personally feel Jesus would giggle off all that darkly voodooed tripped out shift and freely don the Armor of Christ and go to battle against Satan!
Shadowman wrote:PHFT! Thor could beat Jesus any day of the week.
He's a real man's kind of God, one that doesn't take any guff from the other deities. Then goes home, has sex with his hot wife, gets drunk off his ass, then goes to punch people he doesn't like in the face.
He's got some pretty far-out powers to go along with them, too, including teleportation, the projection of trippy telepathic visions and illusions, and the ability to groove on the language of 98% of all known species. To uses his powers to the fullest, though, he's gotta be feelin' good vibrations; bad karma can seriously harsh his mellow, y'know?
Counterpunch wrote:Jesus Christ is my Lord and savior!
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and my homeboy.
He's got some pretty far-out powers to go along with them, too, including teleportation, the projection of trippy telepathic visions and illusions, and the ability to groove on the language of 98% of all known species. To uses his powers to the fullest, though, he's gotta be feelin' good vibrations; bad karma can seriously harsh his mellow, y'know?
He's got some pretty far-out powers to go along with them, too, including teleportation, the projection of trippy telepathic visions and illusions, and the ability to groove on the language of 98% of all known species. To uses his powers to the fullest, though, he's gotta be feelin' good vibrations; bad karma can seriously harsh his mellow, y'know?
Senor Hugo wrote:Sorta reminds me of my easter speech, the reason why we hide colored eggs and the whole sort.
Kjell wrote:Something I find interesting is that no one bothers with zombie Balder, robot Huitzilopochtli or ninja Zeus but there's a million and three different kinds of Jesus Christ.
I'm guessing that it's because Christianity is mainstream and thus needs to be spiced up a little to be properly amusing.Senor Hugo wrote:Sorta reminds me of my easter speech, the reason why we hide colored eggs and the whole sort.
The potential racial subtext for this has me snickering. Just so you know.
He's got some pretty far-out powers to go along with them, too, including teleportation, the projection of trippy telepathic visions and illusions, and the ability to groove on the language of 98% of all known species. To uses his powers to the fullest, though, he's gotta be feelin' good vibrations; bad karma can seriously harsh his mellow, y'know?
Kjell wrote:Something I find interesting is that no one bothers with zombie Balder, robot Huitzilopochtli or ninja Zeus but there's a million and three different kinds of Jesus Christ.
I'm guessing that it's because Christianity is mainstream and thus needs to be spiced up a little to be properly amusing.Senor Hugo wrote:Sorta reminds me of my easter speech, the reason why we hide colored eggs and the whole sort.
The potential racial subtext for this has me snickering. Just so you know.
Senor Hugo wrote:Kjell wrote:Something I find interesting is that no one bothers with zombie Balder, robot Huitzilopochtli or ninja Zeus but there's a million and three different kinds of Jesus Christ.
I'm guessing that it's because Christianity is mainstream and thus needs to be spiced up a little to be properly amusing.Senor Hugo wrote:Sorta reminds me of my easter speech, the reason why we hide colored eggs and the whole sort.
The potential racial subtext for this has me snickering. Just so you know.
Nah, nothing racial. It was way more creative and offensive.
I can't find the original but it went along the lines of after rising from the grave Zombie Jesus hungered for the Egg of Power in order to take over the world. This Egg of Power was hidden, and several fakes were hidden in villages just in case Zombie Jesus showed up looking for the real Egg of Power.
So, it has been tradition every easter, when Zombie Jesus rises from the grave once more in everlasting hunger for the Egg of Power, that we hide colored eggs in order to throw him off and hopefully calm his hunger for another year.
I'll write up the whole thing again on Easter Day.
Professor Smooth wrote:I honestly don't get why people care that Jesus died for them. I mean, he CAME BACK three days later. Martin Luther King died for people, stayed dead, and doesn't get nearly the respect that this Jesus fellow gets. That's even more strange as we have conclusive evidence that shows that Martin Luther King actually existed. Unlike a certain false messiah I could mention.
Senor Hugo wrote:Professor Smooth wrote:I honestly don't get why people care that Jesus died for them. I mean, he CAME BACK three days later. Martin Luther King died for people, stayed dead, and doesn't get nearly the respect that this Jesus fellow gets. That's even more strange as we have conclusive evidence that shows that Martin Luther King actually existed. Unlike a certain false messiah I could mention.
You know what I don't get? Why, at every turn, and every chance, you harp on about how "Christianity is wrong."
Senor Hugo wrote:
I mean seriously. Why is it, that because you don't believe in a certain religion, you have to point out how it's wrong, all the time.
Senor Hugo wrote:
It can't be for discussion purposes. You know what people are going to say, then you just bring something else up to refute what they post.
Senor Hugo wrote:It's the same old story, the same old song and dance my friend.
Is it just to remind people how you don't believe in a higher power?
Senor Hugo wrote:Professor Smooth wrote:I honestly don't get why people care that Jesus died for them. I mean, he CAME BACK three days later. Martin Luther King died for people, stayed dead, and doesn't get nearly the respect that this Jesus fellow gets. That's even more strange as we have conclusive evidence that shows that Martin Luther King actually existed. Unlike a certain false messiah I could mention.
You know what I don't get? Why, at every turn, and every chance, you harp on about how "Christianity is wrong."
I mean seriously. Why is it, that because you don't believe in a certain religion, you have to point out how it's wrong, all the time.
It can't be for discussion purposes. You know what people are going to say, then you just bring something else up to refute what they post.
It's the same old story, the same old song and dance my friend.
Is it just to remind people how you don't believe in a higher power?
Professor Smooth wrote:I do tend to refute the claims of Muslims, Jews, and Christians, though. Often with little effort. I'm not sure that says much about the credibility of their beliefs if they're so easily refuted.
Senor Hugo wrote:Who says I don't believe in a higher power?
Senor Hugo wrote:Professor Smooth wrote:I honestly don't get why people care that Jesus died for them. I mean, he CAME BACK three days later. Martin Luther King died for people, stayed dead, and doesn't get nearly the respect that this Jesus fellow gets. That's even more strange as we have conclusive evidence that shows that Martin Luther King actually existed. Unlike a certain false messiah I could mention.
You know what I don't get? Why, at every turn, and every chance, you harp on about how "Christianity is wrong."
I mean seriously. Why is it, that because you don't believe in a certain religion, you have to point out how it's wrong, all the time.
It can't be for discussion purposes. You know what people are going to say, then you just bring something else up to refute what they post.
It's the same old story, the same old song and dance my friend.
Is it just to remind people how you don't believe in a higher power?
Professor Smooth wrote:You have an odd definition of "harping." It seems to me that your definition consists entirely of "saying something I don't agree with."
Professor Smooth wrote:
Why do the people who hate Masterpiece Megatron feel the need to point out its flaws in every topic about the figure? Because it's their right to share their opinion on things on this message board.
Professor Smooth wrote:
It's entirely for discussion purposes. Though, I must admit, having anything resembling a civilized discussion about anything religious is very difficult. I assume somebody has already complained to the site mods about this thread. I do tend to refute the claims of Muslims, Jews, and Christians, though. Often with little effort. I'm not sure that says much about the credibility of their beliefs if they're so easily refuted.
Professor Smooth wrote:
Who says I don't believe in a higher power?
What I don't get is why, every time I put forth my opinion in a thread, I get people like you completely sidestepping my points, to say nothing of forgetting that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. If you disagree with me or my points, then, by all means, do so. Do not, however politely, try to tell me to keep them to myself. You don't pop into the Toy Discussion Forum and tell the six people who didn't like the Classics line to keep quiet because they're in the minority. You won't go into the Pro Wrestling thread in GD and tell the John Cena supporters to cram it. I doubt you'd go into the Movie Forum and tell people who thought the new movie was the best action movie ever to STFU.
Yes, I view (what I assume is your) religion as fiction. I see it as no different from any other fiction and I will discuss it as such.
He's got some pretty far-out powers to go along with them, too, including teleportation, the projection of trippy telepathic visions and illusions, and the ability to groove on the language of 98% of all known species. To uses his powers to the fullest, though, he's gotta be feelin' good vibrations; bad karma can seriously harsh his mellow, y'know?
Primus C-00 wrote:"This prayer the Holy Saurian didst impart upon his loyal followers, the seventh hour of the fourth day of the eleventh month, during the festival of loli-worship."
Our Raptor,
Who art in /h/eaven,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget;
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into faggotry,
but deliver us from /fur/ry.
In the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,
Amen.
Senor Hugo wrote:Professor Smooth wrote:
Why do the people who hate Masterpiece Megatron feel the need to point out its flaws in every topic about the figure? Because it's their right to share their opinion on things on this message board.
Sure, of course it's their and your right to voice an opinion about something. But then when that opinion is heard constantly, over and over. Well, it just gets annoying.
Burn wrote:Senor Hugo wrote:Professor Smooth wrote:
Why do the people who hate Masterpiece Megatron feel the need to point out its flaws in every topic about the figure? Because it's their right to share their opinion on things on this message board.
Sure, of course it's their and your right to voice an opinion about something. But then when that opinion is heard constantly, over and over. Well, it just gets annoying.
Not taking Smooth's side here (because as far as i'm concerned this thread looked fun until he chimed in) but just the other day I was lectured by a Mod about picking on some new member about an age old topic popping up again.
I believe the lecture was along the lines of "you've been here so long everything's been discussed, new people haven't so they will want to discuss something that's been discussed many times before"
So while Smooth may be like a broken record, his opinions may be fresh to some new person.
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
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