by Overcrusher » Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:21 am
- Weapon: Gun
Stright from the back of my head, another fanfic for all to see!
But in the shadows, are the elements moving against me?
To read the fanfic, read this poem by day!
To understand the unforseen consequences, to see the shadowplay!
It was a sunny day on earth. Megatron was taking a stroll in the ruins of a factory he decimated earlier. It was a nice day to destroy another. He called his decepticons on the radio:
"Decepticons, regroup! Today, we attack hollywood!"
It was a glorious day for starscream. He always wanted to stomp out those horrible white hollywood letters. He transformed and flew to Megatrons location. Barricade heard the call to arms, and drove to Megatrons position. Bonecrusher and Brawl also went to meet Megatron.
Later...
The Decepticons were together, ready to kill. They were about to move to destroy Hollywood, when a man, holding several items, stopped them.
"STOP!" Shouted the man at the oncoming vehicles. They didn't stop.
"I SAID, STOP!" Shouted the man again. Suddenly, the ground infront of the vehicles cracked open, and fire spurted from below. The decepticons transformed, and skidded to stop before they fell into the firey abyss of death. The crack then closed.
"YOU MAY GO NO FURTHER!" Shouted the man.
"WHY PUNY EARTHLING, MAY WE GO NO FURTHER?!?" Shouted Megatron at the man.
"Because if you do, you will face my wrath!" replied the man.
"Oh, and allow me to introduce myself. People call me the explosionator..." The man suddenly started growing, and transforming into a robot...
"...the explo-dominator!..." Shouted the man, growing ever bigger...
"...Michael Gay!..." The man was taller than Megatron now...
"...but you can call me...the BAY-FORMER!" The huge robot took the face of its human form, and began to run at Megatron. Megatron transformed and flew away, trying to get retreat from the huge machine coming toward him.
"And these...are my friends!!!" Suddenly, the items it was carrying dropped off and began to grow like Bay did. One of them was a Care Bear, one of them was a Xbox, and one of them was a toy rocket truck.
All at once, the Decepticons retreated from the huge robots heading toward them. The Bay-former then shot lightning from his finger, hitting Brawl. Where the lightning hit, an explosion engulfed Brawl. He cried out in pain and dropped to the floor. The other Decepticons escaped and deserted Brawl, leaving him to the mercy of Michael Bay...
"Now, my decepticon friend...Care to sign this movie contract?"
"S...sure!" Replied Brawl, being held up in the air with one hand by the Bay-former. Brawl signed the paper, unknowingly causing his own doom.
"Now Brawl...Care for a makeover?" Asked the Bay-former.
"Wha..." Replied Brawl. The Bay-former then tossed Brawl onto an operating table, and the Care Bear strapped him in. Then the Care Bear began to operate on Brawl. His screams filled the sky with death and horror.
Meanwhile, at the Decepticon base...
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT THING?!?" Asked Barricade, approaching Megatron.
"Yeah, was it an Autobot or a Decepticon?" Asked Bonecrusher.
"Speaking of which, where are they?"
"Where are who?" Asked Barricade to Bonecrusher.
"The Autobots! Where are they?" Asked Bonecrusher.
"Hey guys, settle down. Lord Megatron, what do you have to say on this? What can we do?" Asked Starscream.
"I don't know...But I do know somthing. Theres only one thing we can do. We need help. Im not sure from where, but we do. Any ideas?" Replied Megatron.
"I know where!" Replied Starscream, helpfully.
"From a galaxy far, far away, perhaps?" Shrugged Starscream.
"Or perhaps, the final frontier?" Asked Barricade.
"Shut up you stupid trekkie!" Shouted Starscream, disgusted at Barricade's un-helpful Star trek refrence.
"Now now, Starscream, we theres a trekkie in everyone. Besides, you think that episode one is the best out of all of them!" Replied Megatron. After saying this, the Decepticons started to laugh at Starscream and his loving of bad characters and Jar Jar Binks, the evilest entity in the world, apart from Cluthu (or however you pronounce it).
"Now then, back on subject, who do we call for help?"
Later...
"So, you want me to help you with a Bay problem?"
"Well yes, you were in a show called Baywatch," Replied Megatron
"Ok, ill help, but you must give me more Dr Greasers Suntan lotion when it gets too rough, thats my strength!" Replied the voice.
"Ok, we'll see you at the battle zone!" Replied Megatron
"Remember, the beach at morning, thursday. Got it?"
"Yup. See you!" Replied Megatron. He put the gigantic phone back down.
"Thursday..."
And Thursday is when the next part comes out! Its the 7th of April today, so the next part comes out on this topic, so the next part comes out the 9th of April!
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