The Energon Pub

[Big_yellow_glasses]

I'm eating ice cream right now. Although I can't decide whether I have more ice cream or chocolate sauce.

both good. both important.

Both delicious.

All I know is chocolate sauce is better with a partner.

What? You've never shared an ice scream with a loved one?

No. and neither have you.

Ooh, burn.

Yet so true.

for both of us. Unless Halo'd be up for a date perhaps?

I just died a little inside......

[Halo]

I'm eating ice cream right now. Although I can't decide whether I have more ice cream or chocolate sauce.

both good. both important.

Both delicious.

All I know is chocolate sauce is better with a partner.

What? You've never shared an ice scream with a loved one?

No. and neither have you.

Ooh, burn.

Yet so true.

for both of us. Unless Halo'd be up for a date perhaps?

Nah, that's okay.

[Big_yellow_glasses]

Today is one of the days that I realize that I'm a dateless nerd.....

[Psycho Warrior]

I'm eating ice cream right now. Although I can't decide whether I have more ice cream or chocolate sauce.

both good. both important.

Both delicious.

All I know is chocolate sauce is better with a partner.

What? You've never shared an ice scream with a loved one?

No. and neither have you.

Ooh, burn.

Yet so true.

for both of us. Unless Halo'd be up for a date perhaps?

Nah, that's okay.

Darn. *goes out into the street and holds up the hug me sign*

[The Happy Locust]

I'm eating ice cream right now. Although I can't decide whether I have more ice cream or chocolate sauce.

both good. both important.

Both delicious.

All I know is chocolate sauce is better with a partner.

What? You've never shared an ice scream with a loved one?

No. and neither have you.

Ooh, burn.

Yet so true.

for both of us. Unless Halo'd be up for a date perhaps?

Nah, that's okay.

I've just gone from to

[Rodimus_Lantern]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

You got turned down on the Interweb even!!!! hahahaha

[Halo]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

You got turned down on the Interweb even!!!! hahahaha

Nope, I just don't date. It's a waste of time.

[Big_yellow_glasses]

-fine tunes his mech for genocide-

[Psycho Warrior]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

You got turned down on the Interweb even!!!! hahahaha

Nope, I just don't date. It's a waste of time.

I guess that's something I can see eye to eye with. I just don't care for whole 'impress me' game. I'd rather just get a female to be my friend. Then again that's as far as I'll get I guess. Nice guys like me usually end up alone for life.

[The Happy Locust]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

You got turned down on the Interweb even!!!! hahahaha

Nope, I just don't date. It's a waste of time.

I guess that's something I can see eye to eye with. I just don't care for whole 'impress me' game. I'd rather just get a female to be my friend. Then again that's as far as I'll get I guess. Nice guys like me usually end up alone for life.

at least until you save up $200 and get to Vegas. Either that or be the popular geek making six-digit incomes in your mid-to-late thirties.

[Psycho Warrior]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

You got turned down on the Interweb even!!!! hahahaha

Nope, I just don't date. It's a waste of time.

I guess that's something I can see eye to eye with. I just don't care for whole 'impress me' game. I'd rather just get a female to be my friend. Then again that's as far as I'll get I guess. Nice guys like me usually end up alone for life.

at least until you save up $200 and get to Vegas. Either that or be the popular geek making six-digit incomes in your mid-to-late thirties.

PW too unmotivated for that kinda work.

[The Happy Locust]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

You got turned down on the Interweb even!!!! hahahaha

Nope, I just don't date. It's a waste of time.

I guess that's something I can see eye to eye with. I just don't care for whole 'impress me' game. I'd rather just get a female to be my friend. Then again that's as far as I'll get I guess. Nice guys like me usually end up alone for life.

at least until you save up $200 and get to Vegas. Either that or be the popular geek making six-digit incomes in your mid-to-late thirties.

PW too unmotivated for that kinda work.

then enjoy the one-night in Vegas. But remember, what happens in vegas stays in vegas unless she's either pregnant or wearing a wedding ring with your drunken name on it.

[Psycho Warrior]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

You got turned down on the Interweb even!!!! hahahaha

Nope, I just don't date. It's a waste of time.

I guess that's something I can see eye to eye with. I just don't care for whole 'impress me' game. I'd rather just get a female to be my friend. Then again that's as far as I'll get I guess. Nice guys like me usually end up alone for life.

at least until you save up $200 and get to Vegas. Either that or be the popular geek making six-digit incomes in your mid-to-late thirties.

PW too unmotivated for that kinda work.

then enjoy the one-night in Vegas. But remember, what happens in vegas stays in vegas unless she's either pregnant or wearing a wedding ring with your drunken name on it.

No way I'm going all that way just to hire a whore. I'm not that desperate for that kind of cheap satisfaction. Besides if I went that far from home I'd be standing on Locust's doorstop to see where the locust swarm has decimated cali.

[The Happy Locust]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

You got turned down on the Interweb even!!!! hahahaha

Nope, I just don't date. It's a waste of time.

I guess that's something I can see eye to eye with. I just don't care for whole 'impress me' game. I'd rather just get a female to be my friend. Then again that's as far as I'll get I guess. Nice guys like me usually end up alone for life.

at least until you save up $200 and get to Vegas. Either that or be the popular geek making six-digit incomes in your mid-to-late thirties.

PW too unmotivated for that kinda work.

then enjoy the one-night in Vegas. But remember, what happens in vegas stays in vegas unless she's either pregnant or wearing a wedding ring with your drunken name on it.

No way I'm going all that way just to hire a whore. I'm not that desperate for that kind of cheap satisfaction. Besides if I went that far from home I'd be standing on Locust's doorstop to see where the locust swarm has decimated cali.

I guess I can see your point. For me, it's only a 6-hour drive.

[Psycho Warrior]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

You got turned down on the Interweb even!!!! hahahaha

Nope, I just don't date. It's a waste of time.

I guess that's something I can see eye to eye with. I just don't care for whole 'impress me' game. I'd rather just get a female to be my friend. Then again that's as far as I'll get I guess. Nice guys like me usually end up alone for life.

at least until you save up $200 and get to Vegas. Either that or be the popular geek making six-digit incomes in your mid-to-late thirties.

PW too unmotivated for that kinda work.

then enjoy the one-night in Vegas. But remember, what happens in vegas stays in vegas unless she's either pregnant or wearing a wedding ring with your drunken name on it.

No way I'm going all that way just to hire a whore. I'm not that desperate for that kind of cheap satisfaction. Besides if I went that far from home I'd be standing on Locust's doorstop to see where the locust swarm has decimated cali.

I guess I can see your point. For me, it's only a 6-hour drive.

I can see why you like debachery so much then.

[Tweezy]

6 hours is still a very long drive for something like that!

[The Happy Locust]

6 hours is still a very long drive for something like that!

I've waited 25 years. 6 hours won't kill me.

*Locust hops in his car and drives... for about six feet. *

Oh right... needs gas.

[Psycho Warrior]

6 hours is still a very long drive for something like that!

I've waited 25 years. 6 hours won't kill me.

*Locust hops in his car and drives... for about six feet. *

Oh right... needs gas.

stick the fuel intake tube to your butt

[Tweezy]

6 hours is still a very long drive for something like that!

I've waited 25 years. 6 hours won't kill me.

*Locust hops in his car and drives... for about six feet. *

Oh right... needs gas.

stick the fuel intake tube to your butt

AW HEYALL NAW!

[Big_yellow_glasses]

6 hours is still a very long drive for something like that!

I've waited 25 years. 6 hours won't kill me.

*Locust hops in his car and drives... for about six feet. *

Oh right... needs gas.

stick the fuel intake tube to your butt

AW HEYALL NAW!

Wow, I've always wondered how powerful Locust's flatulents were....

[Psycho Warrior]

6 hours is still a very long drive for something like that!

I've waited 25 years. 6 hours won't kill me.

*Locust hops in his car and drives... for about six feet. *

Oh right... needs gas.

stick the fuel intake tube to your butt

AW HEYALL NAW!

Wow, I've always wondered how powerful Locust's flatulents were....

Not that powerful. Mine can move me without the need of a an automobile.

[Tweezy]

6 hours is still a very long drive for something like that!

I've waited 25 years. 6 hours won't kill me.

*Locust hops in his car and drives... for about six feet. *

Oh right... needs gas.

stick the fuel intake tube to your butt

AW HEYALL NAW!

Wow, I've always wondered how powerful Locust's flatulents were....

Not that powerful. Mine can move me without the need of a an automobile.

That would explain the warm weather we've been having recently.

[Psycho Warrior]

6 hours is still a very long drive for something like that!

I've waited 25 years. 6 hours won't kill me.

*Locust hops in his car and drives... for about six feet. *

Oh right... needs gas.

stick the fuel intake tube to your butt

AW HEYALL NAW!

Wow, I've always wondered how powerful Locust's flatulents were....

Not that powerful. Mine can move me without the need of a an automobile.

That would explain the warm weather we've been having recently.

In the immortal words of Sir Beavis: FIRE!

[The Happy Locust]

6 hours is still a very long drive for something like that!

I've waited 25 years. 6 hours won't kill me.

*Locust hops in his car and drives... for about six feet. *

Oh right... needs gas.

stick the fuel intake tube to your butt

AW HEYALL NAW!

Wow, I've always wondered how powerful Locust's flatulents were....

Not that powerful. Mine can move me without the need of a an automobile.

That would explain the warm weather we've been having recently.

In the immortal words of Sir Beavis: FIRE!

Don't worry. I can put this to use at the geothermal plants.

*aims PW at a volcano and lets him fly.*

[Halo]

RAR!! I'm really angry right now.