The Energon Pub

[Halo]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*'
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

My opposite was wearing pants! Pants! Oh I'm ashamed to have even seen him.

*is in a Halo 3 multiplayer nirvana* I feel so...happy and nice right now.

A smart person would enjoy the peace and safety brought by this announcement. The rest of us however...

*Locust and crew decide to Raid Halo's office while she's distracted*

Distracted eh? Hey halo would mind if I asked you for a date?

*upon hearing such a dangerous statement, Locust peeks his head out of Halo's closet.*

Hmm... Steal dangerous goods or watch a public disembowling? Decisions decisions.

*has duel wielding Spikers* It's ass kicking time!

who exactly?

Does it matter? RUUUUUN!!!

*Somehow picks up Halo's entire office and takes off running with it.*

*chases after with Molotov Cocktail*
Here, have a drink!

*snatches drink out of midair and downs it.*

Tasty.

*Locust's stomach rumbles loud enough to shake the ground. With a final rear burst of flame, Locust is sent flying into the distance*

I am satisfied.

YEEEEE-HAW!

*Somehow, Locust comes crashing down from the opposite horizon, crash landing headfirst just behind halo.*

freedom... was so close...

And yet so far. Back to the salt mines!

Salt mines? With all these open wounds? YOU MONSTER!

I know

my god halo, you're perfect.

Oh look. Mr. "throne-surgically-attached-to-my-back" is being nice to the empress. kissass.

*hauls some more shovelfuls of salt over his shoulder. *

This better bring me some luck.

No happy. You're suppose to be miserable and in pain.

[The Happy Locust]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*'
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

My opposite was wearing pants! Pants! Oh I'm ashamed to have even seen him.

*is in a Halo 3 multiplayer nirvana* I feel so...happy and nice right now.

A smart person would enjoy the peace and safety brought by this announcement. The rest of us however...

*Locust and crew decide to Raid Halo's office while she's distracted*

Distracted eh? Hey halo would mind if I asked you for a date?

*upon hearing such a dangerous statement, Locust peeks his head out of Halo's closet.*

Hmm... Steal dangerous goods or watch a public disembowling? Decisions decisions.

*has duel wielding Spikers* It's ass kicking time!

who exactly?

Does it matter? RUUUUUN!!!

*Somehow picks up Halo's entire office and takes off running with it.*

*chases after with Molotov Cocktail*
Here, have a drink!

*snatches drink out of midair and downs it.*

Tasty.

*Locust's stomach rumbles loud enough to shake the ground. With a final rear burst of flame, Locust is sent flying into the distance*

I am satisfied.

YEEEEE-HAW!

*Somehow, Locust comes crashing down from the opposite horizon, crash landing headfirst just behind halo.*

freedom... was so close...

And yet so far. Back to the salt mines!

Salt mines? With all these open wounds? YOU MONSTER!

I know

my god halo, you're perfect.

Oh look. Mr. "throne-surgically-attached-to-my-back" is being nice to the empress. kissass.

*hauls some more shovelfuls of salt over his shoulder. *

This better bring me some luck.

No happy. You're suppose to be miserable and in pain.

Normally, I'd have changed my screen name to be the "Miserable and in Pain Locust", but I think PW's shown us the error of those kind of actions.

[Psycho Warrior]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

[The Happy Locust]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

[Psycho Warrior]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

[The Happy Locust]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

[Halo]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

[Psycho Warrior]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

[Halo]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

[Psycho Warrior]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

[Halo]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

Christmas has more deadly items than Halloween.

[Psycho Warrior]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

Christmas has more deadly items than Halloween.

oh? What about poisoned candy, razor blades in candy bars, and all that lovely night for smashing pumpkins and egging houses/cars?

[Halo]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

Christmas has more deadly items than Halloween.

oh? What about poisoned candy, razor blades in candy bars, and all that lovely night for smashing pumpkins and egging houses/cars?

Christmas has pointsettas, glass ornaments, easily poisoned presents and food, cuz there's lots of them. You can smashy smashy outdoor xmas decorations. And sitting by the fireplace can be hazerdous to your health.

[Psycho Warrior]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

Christmas has more deadly items than Halloween.

oh? What about poisoned candy, razor blades in candy bars, and all that lovely night for smashing pumpkins and egging houses/cars?

Christmas has pointsettas, glass ornaments, easily poisoned presents and food, cuz there's lots of them. You can smashy smashy outdoor xmas decorations. And sitting by the fireplace can be hazerdous to your health.

touche my evil empress. touche

Yet when else can you put a CSI scene in your front yard than on halloween and not be hassled by the police?

[Halo]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

Christmas has more deadly items than Halloween.

oh? What about poisoned candy, razor blades in candy bars, and all that lovely night for smashing pumpkins and egging houses/cars?

Christmas has pointsettas, glass ornaments, easily poisoned presents and food, cuz there's lots of them. You can smashy smashy outdoor xmas decorations. And sitting by the fireplace can be hazerdous to your health.

touche my evil empress. touche

Yet when else can you put a CSI scene in your front yard than on halloween and not be hassled by the police?

Have you ever put a decapitated Santa and reindeer and a blown up sled with copious amounts of fake blood on your front yard for Christmas morning? Cuz the reactions, they're quite hilarious.

[The Happy Locust]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

Christmas has more deadly items than Halloween.

oh? What about poisoned candy, razor blades in candy bars, and all that lovely night for smashing pumpkins and egging houses/cars?

Christmas has pointsettas, glass ornaments, easily poisoned presents and food, cuz there's lots of them. You can smashy smashy outdoor xmas decorations. And sitting by the fireplace can be hazerdous to your health.

touche my evil empress. touche

Yet when else can you put a CSI scene in your front yard than on halloween and not be hassled by the police?

Have you ever put a decapitated Santa and reindeer and a blown up sled with copious amounts of fake blood on your front yard for Christmas morning? Cuz the reactions, they're quite hilarious.

Once. But that was all unintentional.

[Halo]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

Christmas has more deadly items than Halloween.

oh? What about poisoned candy, razor blades in candy bars, and all that lovely night for smashing pumpkins and egging houses/cars?

Christmas has pointsettas, glass ornaments, easily poisoned presents and food, cuz there's lots of them. You can smashy smashy outdoor xmas decorations. And sitting by the fireplace can be hazerdous to your health.

touche my evil empress. touche

Yet when else can you put a CSI scene in your front yard than on halloween and not be hassled by the police?

Have you ever put a decapitated Santa and reindeer and a blown up sled with copious amounts of fake blood on your front yard for Christmas morning? Cuz the reactions, they're quite hilarious.

Once. But that was all unintentional.

Muwahahahahaha!!!

[The Happy Locust]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

Christmas has more deadly items than Halloween.

oh? What about poisoned candy, razor blades in candy bars, and all that lovely night for smashing pumpkins and egging houses/cars?

Christmas has pointsettas, glass ornaments, easily poisoned presents and food, cuz there's lots of them. You can smashy smashy outdoor xmas decorations. And sitting by the fireplace can be hazerdous to your health.

touche my evil empress. touche

Yet when else can you put a CSI scene in your front yard than on halloween and not be hassled by the police?

Have you ever put a decapitated Santa and reindeer and a blown up sled with copious amounts of fake blood on your front yard for Christmas morning? Cuz the reactions, they're quite hilarious.

Once. But that was all unintentional.

Muwahahahahaha!!!

There's still something to be said for poorly thought-out halloween designs. One of my neighbors has a fake body hanging from a tree in front of his house during october. Unfortunately, it's over the street. But it's fun to watch when a delivery truck rolls by.

[Halo]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

Christmas has more deadly items than Halloween.

oh? What about poisoned candy, razor blades in candy bars, and all that lovely night for smashing pumpkins and egging houses/cars?

Christmas has pointsettas, glass ornaments, easily poisoned presents and food, cuz there's lots of them. You can smashy smashy outdoor xmas decorations. And sitting by the fireplace can be hazerdous to your health.

touche my evil empress. touche

Yet when else can you put a CSI scene in your front yard than on halloween and not be hassled by the police?

Have you ever put a decapitated Santa and reindeer and a blown up sled with copious amounts of fake blood on your front yard for Christmas morning? Cuz the reactions, they're quite hilarious.

Once. But that was all unintentional.

Muwahahahahaha!!!

There's still something to be said for poorly thought-out halloween designs. One of my neighbors has a fake body hanging from a tree in front of his house during october. Unfortunately, it's over the street. But it's fun to watch when a delivery truck rolls by.

Me and my brother built a stuffed monster for our front porch, and left it there all month. On Halloween, he dressed in it, and scared the sh*t (literally) out of small neighborhood children, cuz we told them it was stuffed.

[The Happy Locust]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

Christmas has more deadly items than Halloween.

oh? What about poisoned candy, razor blades in candy bars, and all that lovely night for smashing pumpkins and egging houses/cars?

Christmas has pointsettas, glass ornaments, easily poisoned presents and food, cuz there's lots of them. You can smashy smashy outdoor xmas decorations. And sitting by the fireplace can be hazerdous to your health.

touche my evil empress. touche

Yet when else can you put a CSI scene in your front yard than on halloween and not be hassled by the police?

Have you ever put a decapitated Santa and reindeer and a blown up sled with copious amounts of fake blood on your front yard for Christmas morning? Cuz the reactions, they're quite hilarious.

Once. But that was all unintentional.

Muwahahahahaha!!!

There's still something to be said for poorly thought-out halloween designs. One of my neighbors has a fake body hanging from a tree in front of his house during october. Unfortunately, it's over the street. But it's fun to watch when a delivery truck rolls by.

Me and my brother built a stuffed monster for our front porch, and left it there all month. On Halloween, he dressed in it, and scared the sh*t (literally) out of small neighborhood children, cuz we told them it was stuffed.

Did the same thing at my place once. It was me in costume and 3 dummies,each with a bowl of candy.

[Halo]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

Christmas has more deadly items than Halloween.

oh? What about poisoned candy, razor blades in candy bars, and all that lovely night for smashing pumpkins and egging houses/cars?

Christmas has pointsettas, glass ornaments, easily poisoned presents and food, cuz there's lots of them. You can smashy smashy outdoor xmas decorations. And sitting by the fireplace can be hazerdous to your health.

touche my evil empress. touche

Yet when else can you put a CSI scene in your front yard than on halloween and not be hassled by the police?

Have you ever put a decapitated Santa and reindeer and a blown up sled with copious amounts of fake blood on your front yard for Christmas morning? Cuz the reactions, they're quite hilarious.

Once. But that was all unintentional.

Muwahahahahaha!!!

There's still something to be said for poorly thought-out halloween designs. One of my neighbors has a fake body hanging from a tree in front of his house during october. Unfortunately, it's over the street. But it's fun to watch when a delivery truck rolls by.

Me and my brother built a stuffed monster for our front porch, and left it there all month. On Halloween, he dressed in it, and scared the sh*t (literally) out of small neighborhood children, cuz we told them it was stuffed.

Did the same thing at my place once. It was me in costume and 3 dummies,each with a bowl of candy.

Awesome.

[Psycho Warrior]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

Christmas has more deadly items than Halloween.

oh? What about poisoned candy, razor blades in candy bars, and all that lovely night for smashing pumpkins and egging houses/cars?

Christmas has pointsettas, glass ornaments, easily poisoned presents and food, cuz there's lots of them. You can smashy smashy outdoor xmas decorations. And sitting by the fireplace can be hazerdous to your health.

touche my evil empress. touche

Yet when else can you put a CSI scene in your front yard than on halloween and not be hassled by the police?

Have you ever put a decapitated Santa and reindeer and a blown up sled with copious amounts of fake blood on your front yard for Christmas morning? Cuz the reactions, they're quite hilarious.

Once. But that was all unintentional.

Muwahahahahaha!!!

There's still something to be said for poorly thought-out halloween designs. One of my neighbors has a fake body hanging from a tree in front of his house during october. Unfortunately, it's over the street. But it's fun to watch when a delivery truck rolls by.

Me and my brother built a stuffed monster for our front porch, and left it there all month. On Halloween, he dressed in it, and scared the sh*t (literally) out of small neighborhood children, cuz we told them it was stuffed.

Did the same thing at my place once. It was me in costume and 3 dummies,each with a bowl of candy.

Awesome.

my favorite halloween prank consisted me dressing up like a zombie, and my friend only in the costume and no make up or blood. he'd poorly attempt to scare the children, and while they were laughing at him I'd shamble up behind them and attempt to grab them. resulting in months of child threapy.

[Halo]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

Christmas has more deadly items than Halloween.

oh? What about poisoned candy, razor blades in candy bars, and all that lovely night for smashing pumpkins and egging houses/cars?

Christmas has pointsettas, glass ornaments, easily poisoned presents and food, cuz there's lots of them. You can smashy smashy outdoor xmas decorations. And sitting by the fireplace can be hazerdous to your health.

touche my evil empress. touche

Yet when else can you put a CSI scene in your front yard than on halloween and not be hassled by the police?

Have you ever put a decapitated Santa and reindeer and a blown up sled with copious amounts of fake blood on your front yard for Christmas morning? Cuz the reactions, they're quite hilarious.

Once. But that was all unintentional.

Muwahahahahaha!!!

There's still something to be said for poorly thought-out halloween designs. One of my neighbors has a fake body hanging from a tree in front of his house during october. Unfortunately, it's over the street. But it's fun to watch when a delivery truck rolls by.

Me and my brother built a stuffed monster for our front porch, and left it there all month. On Halloween, he dressed in it, and scared the sh*t (literally) out of small neighborhood children, cuz we told them it was stuffed.

Did the same thing at my place once. It was me in costume and 3 dummies,each with a bowl of candy.

Awesome.

my favorite halloween prank consisted me dressing up like a zombie, and my friend only in the costume and no make up or blood. he'd poorly attempt to scare the children, and while they were laughing at him I'd shamble up behind them and attempt to grab them. resulting in months of child threapy.

Brilliant.

[Psycho Warrior]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

Christmas has more deadly items than Halloween.

oh? What about poisoned candy, razor blades in candy bars, and all that lovely night for smashing pumpkins and egging houses/cars?

Christmas has pointsettas, glass ornaments, easily poisoned presents and food, cuz there's lots of them. You can smashy smashy outdoor xmas decorations. And sitting by the fireplace can be hazerdous to your health.

touche my evil empress. touche

Yet when else can you put a CSI scene in your front yard than on halloween and not be hassled by the police?

Have you ever put a decapitated Santa and reindeer and a blown up sled with copious amounts of fake blood on your front yard for Christmas morning? Cuz the reactions, they're quite hilarious.

Once. But that was all unintentional.

Muwahahahahaha!!!

There's still something to be said for poorly thought-out halloween designs. One of my neighbors has a fake body hanging from a tree in front of his house during october. Unfortunately, it's over the street. But it's fun to watch when a delivery truck rolls by.

Me and my brother built a stuffed monster for our front porch, and left it there all month. On Halloween, he dressed in it, and scared the sh*t (literally) out of small neighborhood children, cuz we told them it was stuffed.

Did the same thing at my place once. It was me in costume and 3 dummies,each with a bowl of candy.

Awesome.

my favorite halloween prank consisted me dressing up like a zombie, and my friend only in the costume and no make up or blood. he'd poorly attempt to scare the children, and while they were laughing at him I'd shamble up behind them and attempt to grab them. resulting in months of child threapy.

Brilliant.

when else is this socially exceptible?

[The Happy Locust]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

Christmas has more deadly items than Halloween.

oh? What about poisoned candy, razor blades in candy bars, and all that lovely night for smashing pumpkins and egging houses/cars?

Christmas has pointsettas, glass ornaments, easily poisoned presents and food, cuz there's lots of them. You can smashy smashy outdoor xmas decorations. And sitting by the fireplace can be hazerdous to your health.

touche my evil empress. touche

Yet when else can you put a CSI scene in your front yard than on halloween and not be hassled by the police?

Have you ever put a decapitated Santa and reindeer and a blown up sled with copious amounts of fake blood on your front yard for Christmas morning? Cuz the reactions, they're quite hilarious.

Once. But that was all unintentional.

Muwahahahahaha!!!

There's still something to be said for poorly thought-out halloween designs. One of my neighbors has a fake body hanging from a tree in front of his house during october. Unfortunately, it's over the street. But it's fun to watch when a delivery truck rolls by.

Me and my brother built a stuffed monster for our front porch, and left it there all month. On Halloween, he dressed in it, and scared the sh*t (literally) out of small neighborhood children, cuz we told them it was stuffed.

Did the same thing at my place once. It was me in costume and 3 dummies,each with a bowl of candy.

Awesome.

my favorite halloween prank consisted me dressing up like a zombie, and my friend only in the costume and no make up or blood. he'd poorly attempt to scare the children, and while they were laughing at him I'd shamble up behind them and attempt to grab them. resulting in months of child threapy.

Brilliant.

when else is this socially exceptible?

Nice. They get a trick AND a treat.