Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:The Master Blaster wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:Halo wrote:The Master Blaster wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:Tweezy wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:Tweezy wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.
*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*
the perfect weapon
Lookit' im' go!
AAAAAAGH!
*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*
Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.
At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...
*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*
And you kept that in your ass why?
Easy accessibility?
As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.
*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*
The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.
Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.
*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*
They say that in space, no one can hear you...
*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*
Much better.
*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*
Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*
I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*
Urge to poke your organs is rising...
Inside out is technically naked, so...
*call police to report indecent exposure*
OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!
*quickly puts on bike shorts*
*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*
*poke*
Did she just brush off a femur?