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Starbase Trion: The Building Thread

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Postby The Happy Locust » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:16 pm

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Halo wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Can somebofy tell me what the heck this thread is about?

nonsensical conversations mostly. oh and killing randy and fearing halo.

Damn straight.

*hands halo the most feared award before fleeing for the hills... only to be eaten by cannibals*

So it's a spampost thread?
AWESOME! :grin:
Spam spam spam....
Oh who's Randy?
and why must I fear Halo? :-?

You've missed the point. This is NOT, I repeat, NOT a spampost thread. This is a Starbase. Basically, we started off with a topic and go with the flow.

You must fear me cuz I'll seriously eat your soul with my morning cerel, using your blood as milk.


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Postby Halo » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:31 am

Motto: "[REDACTED]"
Weapon: Dual Cluster Bomb Missile Launchers
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Can somebofy tell me what the heck this thread is about?

nonsensical conversations mostly. oh and killing randy and fearing halo.

Damn straight.

*hands halo the most feared award before fleeing for the hills... only to be eaten by cannibals*

So it's a spampost thread?
AWESOME! :grin:
Spam spam spam....
Oh who's Randy?
and why must I fear Halo? :-?

You've missed the point. This is NOT, I repeat, NOT a spampost thread. This is a Starbase. Basically, we started off with a topic and go with the flow.

You must fear me cuz I'll seriously eat your soul with my morning cerel, using your blood as milk.


SPAM has no hold over us. We eat SPAM for breakfast! And yes, our backsides have grown to embarrassing proportions.

Just yours.
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Postby Dead Metal » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:00 am

Motto: "Don't do drugs, beer's cheaper anyway!"
Halo wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Can somebofy tell me what the heck this thread is about?

nonsensical conversations mostly. oh and killing randy and fearing halo.

Damn straight.

*hands halo the most feared award before fleeing for the hills... only to be eaten by cannibals*

So it's a spampost thread?
AWESOME! :grin:
Spam spam spam....
Oh who's Randy?
and why must I fear Halo? :-?

You've missed the point. This is NOT, I repeat, NOT a spampost thread. This is a Starbase. Basically, we started off with a topic and go with the flow.

You must fear me cuz I'll seriously eat your soul with my morning cerel, using your blood as milk.


SPAM has no hold over us. We eat SPAM for breakfast! And yes, our backsides have grown to embarrassing proportions.

Just yours.


You can eat Spam :shock: So that's what happens to the Spambot threads once you pm a mod. :P

You want to eat my soul, well you're too late, it's gone o ready! :D
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Postby Halo » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:27 am

Motto: "[REDACTED]"
Weapon: Dual Cluster Bomb Missile Launchers
Dead Metal wrote:
Halo wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Can somebofy tell me what the heck this thread is about?

nonsensical conversations mostly. oh and killing randy and fearing halo.

Damn straight.

*hands halo the most feared award before fleeing for the hills... only to be eaten by cannibals*

So it's a spampost thread?
AWESOME! :grin:
Spam spam spam....
Oh who's Randy?
and why must I fear Halo? :-?

You've missed the point. This is NOT, I repeat, NOT a spampost thread. This is a Starbase. Basically, we started off with a topic and go with the flow.

You must fear me cuz I'll seriously eat your soul with my morning cerel, using your blood as milk.


SPAM has no hold over us. We eat SPAM for breakfast! And yes, our backsides have grown to embarrassing proportions.

Just yours.


You can eat Spam :shock: So that's what happens to the Spambot threads once you pm a mod. :P

You want to eat my soul, well you're too late, it's gone o ready! :D

If you're not going to participate, then just go away.

Or write in English already.
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Postby The Happy Locust » Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:07 pm

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Halo wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Halo wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Can somebofy tell me what the heck this thread is about?

nonsensical conversations mostly. oh and killing randy and fearing halo.

Damn straight.

*hands halo the most feared award before fleeing for the hills... only to be eaten by cannibals*

So it's a spampost thread?
AWESOME! :grin:
Spam spam spam....
Oh who's Randy?
and why must I fear Halo? :-?

You've missed the point. This is NOT, I repeat, NOT a spampost thread. This is a Starbase. Basically, we started off with a topic and go with the flow.

You must fear me cuz I'll seriously eat your soul with my morning cerel, using your blood as milk.


SPAM has no hold over us. We eat SPAM for breakfast! And yes, our backsides have grown to embarrassing proportions.

Just yours.


You can eat Spam :shock: So that's what happens to the Spambot threads once you pm a mod. :P

You want to eat my soul, well you're too late, it's gone o ready! :D

If you're not going to participate, then just go away.

Or write in English already.


Why am I sensing hostility where I see no reason for any?

*gets ready to blow the MOD whistle, but then realizes the mammoth pile of SPAM behind him. *

on second thought, better hide the evidence.
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Postby Dead Metal » Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:23 pm

Motto: "Don't do drugs, beer's cheaper anyway!"
Halo wrote:If you're not going to participate, then just go away.

Or write in English already.


I was only joking, I was referring to Legacy of Kain Defiance, it's advert said "This game will own your soul!" So I was only making some harmless fun, which seems to have backfired.
I'm sorry, I thought that kind of stuff was wanted in this thread.

Besides if you would have to speak and write in 3 different languages and have dyslexia, would you do better then me?


So if it's building a space station:

Big ass plasma canons, 2 on each end.
15 meter thick steel walls coted with a 3 meter thick coting of titanium.

Oh and a command center with teleporters.
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Intah-wib-buls?

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Postby City Commander » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:43 pm

Weapon: Air Rifle
Dead Metal wrote:
Halo wrote:If you're not going to participate, then just go away.

Or write in English already.


I was only joking, I was referring to Legacy of Kain Defiance, it's advert said "This game will own your soul!" So I was only making some harmless fun, which seems to have backfired.
I'm sorry, I thought that kind of stuff was wanted in this thread.

Besides if you would have to speak and write in 3 different languages and have dyslexia, would you do better then me?


So if it's building a space station:

Big ass plasma canons, 2 on each end.
15 meter thick steel walls coted with a 3 meter thick coting of titanium.

Oh and a command center with teleporters.




Betcha didn't know DM was German! :P

I don't think it was hostility so much as Halo's warmth (as in, wow that gun barrel's hot warmth) :lol:









*ahem*















Business is slow in teh 'base today *sip*
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Postby The Happy Locust » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:21 pm

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*
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Postby Halo » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:33 pm

Motto: "[REDACTED]"
Weapon: Dual Cluster Bomb Missile Launchers
The Happy Locust wrote:It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

Thank God for than new electric fence I added.
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Postby Psycho Warrior » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:08 am

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The Happy Locust wrote:It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

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Postby Dead Metal » Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:16 am

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The Happy Locust wrote:It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*


I say, I liked the finishing scene from Aliens4.
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Postby Tweezy » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:16 am

Motto: "There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there was only one dude left, because that was the point"
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon


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Postby The Happy Locust » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:20 am

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Tweezy wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon


Lookit' im' go!


AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.
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Postby Tweezy » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:28 am

Motto: "There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there was only one dude left, because that was the point"
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon


Lookit' im' go!


AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.


At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...
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Postby The Happy Locust » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:42 am

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Tweezy wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon


Lookit' im' go!


AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.


At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...


*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*
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Postby City Commander » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:06 pm

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The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon


Lookit' im' go!


AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.


At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...


*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*




And you kept that in your ass why?
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Postby Halo » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:04 pm

Motto: "[REDACTED]"
Weapon: Dual Cluster Bomb Missile Launchers
The Master Blaster wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon


Lookit' im' go!


AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.


At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...


*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*




And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?
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Postby The Happy Locust » Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:10 pm

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Halo wrote:
The Master Blaster wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon


Lookit' im' go!


AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.


At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...


*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*


And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?


As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*
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Postby City Commander » Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:41 pm

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The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
The Master Blaster wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon


Lookit' im' go!


AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.


At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...


*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*


And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?


As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*



The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.
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Postby The Happy Locust » Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:35 pm

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
The Master Blaster wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
The Master Blaster wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon


Lookit' im' go!


AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.


At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...


*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*


And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?


As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*



The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.


*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*
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Postby Psycho Warrior » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:59 am

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
The Happy Locust wrote:
The Master Blaster wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
The Master Blaster wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon


Lookit' im' go!


AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.


At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...


*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*


And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?


As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*



The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.


*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*
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The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Psycho Warrior
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Firepower: 6
Skill: 9

Postby Halo » Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:47 pm

Motto: "[REDACTED]"
Weapon: Dual Cluster Bomb Missile Launchers
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
The Master Blaster wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
The Master Blaster wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon


Lookit' im' go!


AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.


At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...


*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*


And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?


As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*



The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.


*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...
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Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.

Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
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Skill: 5

Postby The Happy Locust » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:38 pm

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
The Master Blaster wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
The Master Blaster wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon


Lookit' im' go!


AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.


At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...


*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*


And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?


As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*



The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.


*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...


Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!
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Skill: 10

Postby Psycho Warrior » Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:04 am

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
The Master Blaster wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
The Master Blaster wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon


Lookit' im' go!


AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.


At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...


*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*


And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?


As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*



The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.


*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...


Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*
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The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
User avatar
Psycho Warrior
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Posts: 7001
Joined: Wed Aug 06, 2003 9:54 pm
Location: Antarctica, enjoying summer.
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Courage: 5
Firepower: 6
Skill: 9

Postby Halo » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:25 am

Motto: "[REDACTED]"
Weapon: Dual Cluster Bomb Missile Launchers
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
The Master Blaster wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
The Master Blaster wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:It's been ages since I considered this place a starbase. Let's perform a little test.

*Locust rushes to the edge of the large glass done covering the base weilding a hand drill*

the perfect weapon


Lookit' im' go!


AAAAAAGH!

*Everyone races to the source of the scream to find Locust with his rear end somehow partially phased outside the outer dome wall.*

Extreme decompression, a drill-induced pinhole leak, and bad choce in wardrobe all came together to embarrass me.


At least you saved a bunch of money on your car insurace by switching to GEICO...


*Locust tries to hold back his tears as he points to an unsigned insurance form floating on the other side of the dome*


And you kept that in your ass why?

Easy accessibility?


As this little incident should show, my ass seems to be the most accident prone area of my body.

*holds back a shriek as a small meteroid brands a cicrular mark onto the left cheek*



The mark of a quality rump that. At least, that's what Beefy and Lamby tell me.


Makes sense to me. Of course, customs could be a problem.


*realizing he can't remove his rear from the hole without being further sucked outside, Locust decides to make the best of it.*

They say that in space, no one can hear you...

*Locust's face becomes a stern grimace for a moment before returning to a relaxed smile.*

Much better.

*Though no sound could be heard, a cloud of particles has been released that will eventually be the doom of over 23 different worlds*

Now that's nasty. I have been bested. *hands Locust the trophy and walks away in shame*

I must plan on out doing him... *turns myself inside out and oozes throughout the ship. However when trying to get a beer my ID pic no longer looks anything like me*

Urge to poke your organs is rising...


Inside out is technically naked, so...

*call police to report indecent exposure*

OFFICER! I CAN SEE HIS BARE TIBIA!

*quickly puts on bike shorts*

*tries to explain things to the cops but my owrds come out as a bloody cloud of gibberish*

*poke*
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Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.

Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
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