The Energon Pub

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:49 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
Nassuman!! wrote:Remind me to never go over to your place PW.

That makes 2 of us.

I'm willing to invest in that property. Once they figure out how to keep plants and animals alive there, it's going to be a prime piece of real estate... in about 2 to 3.5 millions years.

Nice to know I have some friends. Say Locust you mid if I crash at your place? the asbestos shipment I got caused my homes to be invested with super roaches. Think I could crash on your couch for a week?

by **The Happy Locust** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:17 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:That makes 2 of us.

I'm willing to invest in that property. Once they figure out how to keep plants and animals alive there, it's going to be a prime piece of real estate... in about 2 to 3.5 millions years.

Nice to know I have some friends. Say Locust you mid if I crash at your place? the asbestos shipment I got caused my homes to be invested with super roaches. Think I could crash on your couch for a week?

I would, but the couch suddenly grew eyes and seven legs and crawled to a better neighborhood.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:23 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:I'm willing to invest in that property. Once they figure out how to keep plants and animals alive there, it's going to be a prime piece of real estate... in about 2 to 3.5 millions years.

Nice to know I have some friends. Say Locust you mid if I crash at your place? the asbestos shipment I got caused my homes to be invested with super roaches. Think I could crash on your couch for a week?

I would, but the couch suddenly grew eyes and seven legs and crawled to a better neighborhood.

sounds like what halo told me when I asked her. Only she said if I came near her house she'd give me candy, and by candy I mean bullets.

by **Halo** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:23 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:sounds like what halo told me when I asked her. Only she said if I came near her house she'd give me candy, and by candy I mean bullets.

Hey, if you for seriously came by my house, I'd probably feed you and we'd play hours of video games. I'm nice like that.

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:08 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:sounds like what halo told me when I asked her. Only she said if I came near her house she'd give me candy, and by candy I mean bullets.

Hey, if you for seriously came by my house, I'd probably feed you and we'd play hours of video games. I'm nice like that.

ROAD TRIP!!!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:56 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:sounds like what halo told me when I asked her. Only she said if I came near her house she'd give me candy, and by candy I mean bullets.

Hey, if you for seriously came by my house, I'd probably feed you and we'd play hours of video games. I'm nice like that.

... you've made me a friend for life.

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:00 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:sounds like what halo told me when I asked her. Only she said if I came near her house she'd give me candy, and by candy I mean bullets.

Hey, if you for seriously came by my house, I'd probably feed you and we'd play hours of video games. I'm nice like that.

... you've made me a friend for life.

*Locust and his apprentice, PW, sneak around in front of Halo's house. They eye odd markings on her fence.*

Locust: These here are hobo markin's. They tell you if a place is safe or not. This one means "Good viddles". This one means "sexy daughter". And this one means... "MASS HOBO GRAVE IN CELLAR!?"

*A familiar green robed figure ferries a bag of unknown contents to the trash can.*

Keep running and don't stop until you've passed the state line three times.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:18 pm

Did the site hiccup again?

by **Halo** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:26 pm

It totally did because I totally posted something before you. And now, it's LePOOF.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:10 pm

Halo wrote:It totally did because I totally posted something before you. And now, it's LePOOF.

Now... back to building my robot hobos or 'Robos'.

by **Halo** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:53 pm

Guuuuuuh...I've been washing cars for 4 hours. I'm all wet and sudsy.

by **The Happy Locust** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:41 pm

Halo wrote:Guuuuuuh...I've been washing cars for 4 hours. I'm all wet and sudsy.

Really... just really... Lines like that are so easy I can't even be bothered to reply wittily to them. Okay, I just can't think straight for some reason. I think I need to lay down...

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:14 pm

Halo wrote:Guuuuuuh...I've been washing cars for 4 hours. I'm all wet and sudsy.

My innuendo systems have just overloaded.

by **Halo** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:32 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:Guuuuuuh...I've been washing cars for 4 hours. I'm all wet and sudsy.

My innuendo systems have just overloaded.

Good. It was actually what I was aiming for.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:09 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:Guuuuuuh...I've been washing cars for 4 hours. I'm all wet and sudsy.

My innuendo systems have just overloaded.

Good. It was actually what I was aiming for.

... damn you're good at manipulation.

by **Halo** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:21 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:My innuendo systems have just overloaded.

Good. It was actually what I was aiming for.

... damn you're good at manipulation.

I'm like a 9 dan black belt at it. B-)

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:06 pm

Halo wrote:I'm like a 9 dan black belt at it.

I'm about that level in the disgusting fu dojo.

by **Halo** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:06 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:I'm like a 9 dan black belt at it.

I'm about that level in the disgusting fu dojo.

Together, we're Team Awesome!!!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:18 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:I'm like a 9 dan black belt at it.

I'm about that level in the disgusting fu dojo.

Together, we're Team Awesome!!!

So long as we're not in each other's company for more than 10 minutes. Any more and we become Team angry lady and toothless guy.

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:27 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:I'm about that level in the disgusting fu dojo.

Together, we're Team Awesome!!!

So long as we're not in each other's company for more than 10 minutes. Any more and we become Team angry lady and toothless guy.

Shouldn't there be a law that all angry ladies must wear revealing leather clothing?

*suddenly images Dr. Laura and Gloria Alred in same getup. *

:SICK:

On second thought, I retract my statement.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu May 01, 2008 12:19 am

The Happy Locust wrote:Shouldn't there be a law that all angry ladies must wear revealing leather clothing?

*suddenly images Dr. Laura and Gloria Alred in same getup. *

On second thought, I retract my statement.

*attempts ot purge images from his brain by scrubbing his brain with steel wool*

by **Halo** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:08 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:Shouldn't there be a law that all angry ladies must wear revealing leather clothing?

*suddenly images Dr. Laura and Gloria Alred in same getup. *

On second thought, I retract my statement.

*attempts ot purge images from his brain by scrubbing his brain with steel wool*

My brain is on fire.

by **Nassuman!!** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:58 am

Halo wrote:My brain is on fire.

oh you too?

That's great!

It's been enflmaed for the last week ever since I dunked my head in gasoline.

Any suggestions on how to put it out? :-?

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue May 06, 2008 7:46 pm

Nassuman!! wrote:
Halo wrote:My brain is on fire.

oh you too?

That's great!

It's been enflmaed for the last week ever since I dunked my head in gasoline.

Any suggestions on how to put it out?

if anything, I say let it keep burning. After a few days you'll look just like Ghost Rider. Just ask Randy.

*A flaming Randy with a burning skull runs by screaming.*

Amazing that the flames haven't reached his lungs yet. :-?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue May 06, 2008 8:17 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:if anything, I say let it keep burning. After a few days you'll look just like Ghost Rider. Just ask Randy.

*A flaming Randy with a burning skull runs by screaming.*

Amazing that the flames haven't reached his lungs yet.

Then we need to speed it up. Or give him more suffering. *hangs Randy from his toes and forces him to watch 4kids shows*

I'm just getting started.