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News Credits: 1 · by **Scatterlung** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:52 am

<a href="http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22723210-5005962,00.html">Original Story Here</a>

AdelaideNow Article wrote:A STRIPPER performed for a classroom full of British teenagers, spanked a birthday boy and asked him to rub cream all over her after a booking error by the teen's mother.

It is believed the mother thought she had booked a gorillagram to rush into her 16-year-old son’s classroom for a birthday surprise - but a stripper turned up instead.

The Daily Mail said the teenager's mother had told the teacher beforehand that a “birthday surprise” would walk in during the class and requested that it be filmed.

Instead of a gorilla, an adult performer showed up at Arnold High School in Nottingham dressed as a policewoman and spanked the boy 16 times in front of his classmates, the newspaper said.

She stripped to her underwear while dancing to a Britney Spears song and asked the teenager to rub cream all over her body before the “stunned” teacher called an end to the act.

One student told the newspaper that the performance occurred in the middle of a drama class.

“The teacher suddenly announced: ‘Something is about to happen’,” the student said.

“Then a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper. She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn’t been doing his homework.”

The performer put on some music and had the teenager put a collar on her.

“No one could believe it,” the student said.

“Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times -one for each year - on the bottom with her whip.”

The newspaper quoted the student as saying that it was wehen the stripper pulled some cream out of her bag that the teacher took action.

“To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned, and when the cream came out she told the stripper: ‘That’s it. That’s enough’.”

The student said the birthday boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper packed her bag.

Funny old world.

by **Bonger** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:01 am

Man, why didn't that happen to me on my b-day. :sad:

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:18 am

I wish my ma would pay for strippers...

News Credits: 7 · by **Roadbuster** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:42 am

For those male students, that will be considered the greatest drama class ever.

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:03 pm

hehehehehe

Funniest school day ever.

News Credits: 127 · by **Counterpunch** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:15 pm

I always got SO tired of strippers visiting me during high school.

Seriously ladies, there is a time and place for everything in life.

and that time and place is college.

GO GATORS!!! WHOOOO!! #1!!!

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:48 pm

That is awesome, that just has to be the best birthday surprise ever.

News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:06 pm

HAHAH!

"List of family giftgivers

Grandma, check.

Father, check.

Mother, PASS. (and FAIL!)"

News Credits: 26 · by **Wheeljack35** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:07 pm

Bonger wrote:Man, why didn't that happen to me on my b-day.

Because he doesn't like the Red Sox Nation

News Credits: 104 · by **Cyber Bishop** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:01 pm

NICE!!!!

by **Grahf** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:05 pm

That's so much better than a gorillagram.

by **The Happy Locust** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:49 pm

Some people would call those kids traumatized, but the rest of us know better. He's got the coolest mom ever and now everybody knows it. :mrgreen:

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:13 pm

Best. Birthday. Ever.

by **Bonger** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:40 pm

Wheeljack35 wrote:
Bonger wrote:Man, why didn't that happen to me on my b-day.

Because he doesn't like the Red Sox Nation

Oooh harsh. ;-)

I hate that term. Damn pink hats and their Red Sox nation. I wanna start a new group, the pre "red sox nation" nation. ;-)

God, I heard Theo is thining about A-Rod, pleaseplease please no. :sad:

News Credits: 38 · by **TheMuffin** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:22 pm

Damn. Just damn. The closest thing we ever got to that was catching two of our female teachers making out behind the Gym stage. Yowser.

by **Deadpool.** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:39 pm

pfft!

That mum's darn incompetent.

News Credits: 3 · by **proximus** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:46 pm

You know..I don't buy this article for a second. There are no references sited and it comes from a less that reputable "newspaper". It also reads like urban myth.

Vague facts and no locations
The teacher did nothing (hardly appropriate)
The mom had no idea she ordered a stripper and not a gorilla? come on...please
No consequences mentioned at all

After reading other articles on that site I'm inclined to believe this is fabricated urban myth. Tabloid.

That being said...wish I were 16 and this type of thing were actually true lol.

by **homelessjunkeon** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:41 pm

It's made most of the major press over here.

News Credits: 8 · by **Liege Evilmus** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:44 pm

with my luck that would have been the day I cut class.

And seeming as I did so often in High School, it is very probable that would have happened.

by **Bumblebee-otch** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:53 pm

that would be a freaking awesome birthday present!

News Credits: 3 · by **proximus** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:39 am

Hey I could be ( and I often am) wrong but it seemed a little suspect.

by **schizophrenica** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:56 am

A very 'happy' birthday indeed

News Credits: 2 · by **Insurgent** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:03 am

Dang. All I got at school for my 16th was 16 punches on the arm.

by **Deadpool.** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:28 am

Insurgent wrote:Dang. All I got at school for my 16th was 16 punches on the arm.

Sure sucks to be ya.

by **Robo-Chugster** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:31 am

proximus wrote:Hey I could be ( and I often am) wrong but it seemed a little suspect.

I just find it hard to believe that:

a) the teacher didnt realise it was a stripper (copper in short skirt?)

b) if they did realize, they then actually let her do her stuff...

I mean i know standards in our country have gone to the dogs recently (disgruntled brits aside of course

), but that is too much even for us