The Energon Pub

by **Bad Cop** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:51 pm

Have Yuki Oshima Become aware of Bumblebee and Sari's friendship in TF Animated. Your Mind will become So overwelmed with guilt and disgust that you'll commit suicide by yourself!!

by **Uber Galvatron** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:55 am

1-Wear an "I love Decepticon" T-Shirt by Cliffjumper
2-Ask Bumblebee "Hows the Weather down there?"
3-Ask Fort Max "Hows the weather up there?"
4-Tell BW Megatron that he's your Queen
5-Get BW Dinobot to give you a haircut with his Spinny thing.
6-Challenge BW Dinobot to a staring contest
7-Do a Quiz with Galvatron and ask for a Hint
8-Have a barbeque with Grimlock or Animated Blitzwing
9-When Megatron is in Pistol mode, fondle with the Trigger
10-Bash the Police car with "to punish and enslave" on it.
11-Give Lockdown an Arm-wrestle

by **Dagon** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:55 pm

Megatron's Lapdog wrote:Tell your wife when you're getting ready to get it on, "Transform and rise up!"

I did that over the summer. Wearing the ol' Decepticon t shirt when things with the girlfriend got moving that'a way.

She STILL has not stopped making fun of me.

by **bossbot** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:27 am

Dagon wrote:
Megatron's Lapdog wrote:Tell your wife when you're getting ready to get it on, "Transform and rise up!"

I did that over the summer. Wearing the ol' Decepticon t shirt when things with the girlfriend got moving that'a way.

She STILL has not stopped making fun of me.

LOOOOL
this might possibly be the geekiest thing i have ever heard :grin:

and i'm also a starwarsfan so you would thing i'm used to that kinda stuff......

by **Marlboro Man** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:46 am

1. Tell Motor Master he is a panzy.
2. Tell Sunstreaker there's a chip in his paint.
3. Ask Blaster to turn it down a bit.
4. Hang out near G1 whipping boy Reflector
5. Ask Slag if he's a got a light.
6. Hang with Astro Train as he does his 'Challenger' shuttle impersonation.
7. swindle Swindle.
8. Tell Hoist his job of towing cars is evil!
9. Be in the same vacinity of Waspinator.
10. Tell sky Lynx he is a dino-bot

News Credits: 2 · by **X3ROhour** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:31 am

Tigertron & Airrazor are doing the deed, then as you reach... fruition, she shouts "maximize!" and the become one lump of misc parts.

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:30 pm

wait for starscream to fail and tell him thats why he's second in command.

make fun of optimus primals religion.

say anything to beast machines megatron.

make fun of spikes wife.

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:36 pm

challenge chip chase to a game of murderball

by **GremlinGrimlock** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:42 pm

optimus,we have the black for the motormaster .....
grimlock..devastator
soundwave..prime wants to talk ....

shockwave..megs dead
..

News Credits: 1 · by **roll out** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:13 am

Call the decpticon seekers coneheads.
Call grimlock an easy bake oven.
Tell wheelie he is smaller than a minicooper.
Tell ratrap to go in a maze and search for cheese.
Tell beast machines optimus prime it wasn't oracale it was oral.
Call inferno a flamer.
Ask Sixshot who's spark he lit to make quickswitch.

by **nightbolt** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:38 pm

Say you like Beast Machines on the forums.

Say Rumble is red on the forums.

Speak your opinion on the toys forum.

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:23 am

nightbolt wrote:Say you like Beast Machines on the forums.

Say Rumble is red on the forums.

Speak your opinion on the toys forum.

insult europe on any forum.

tell people the idea of a dinobot combiner is lame

call Predaking a voltron rip off

tell megatron he's a derringer

call bumblebee a gobot ripoff

News Credits: 1 · by **Didicos** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:23 am

Steal TFA Constructicons' oil...

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:14 pm

Stand behind BW Megs and say Noooo! Noooo! after he says Yessss!

Play Hide'n'Seek inside G1 Megs Cannon.

by **Ironclaw** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:48 pm

1. Tell Hot Shot he's out of JaAm.
2. Ask G1 Wheelie to be the DJ at your Party. Everyone will kill you for doing so.
3. Tell Soundwave he is INFERIOR.
4. Call Sentinel Prime a jerk. It's the truth but who cares.
5. Say Gobots are cool... at BotCon... right in front of Peter Cullen's face.

by **Nemesis Ruli** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:38 pm

Patting Ravage on the head and saying: "Nice kitty...!"

by **Doubledealer93** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:51 am

ask armada megatron to stop collecting mincons.
have a thumb wrestle with movie megatron.
tell cybertron prime his jet mode is ridiculous.
call wedge wedgie.
ask why RID megatron has so many alt modes.
call an action master a cheep gundam.
play darts with a target master.
call an action master a stormtrooper.
get eaten by unicron.

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:21 am

Try making out with a girl at college that you don't even know but seems to be really interested in you.

Get between Skidz and Mudflap when they're arguing.

Hide in a Quarry full of construction vehicles.

Tell sunstreaker you scratched his paint.

News Credits: 1 · by **T-Macksimus** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:01 pm

Optimist Prime wrote:Go up to Megatron and say, "Pardon me sir, is that a giant phallus on your arm? Over-compensating a little?"

Wow, decisions decisions! Between this, Dead Metals "G1 fan" death, the "GoBot" comment or telling a Fangirl that Starscream sucks...I'll take the Phallus comment. At least I can be assured a quick and painless death. The other 3...not so much.
Pissing off a Fangirl...definitely last on the list!

You could also hitch a ride with an Autobot and not bail out before he/she transforms...*squish*
I seem to recall one of the jets doing that with a human in the comic series. It most certainly did not end well.

by **Gone** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:36 pm

JaAm wrote:Ask prime where his trailer goes. The truth is so complicated, your brain will explode.

ah huh. everybody copies this
http://www.lilformers.com/index.php/200 ... imus-loss/

by **hellion-prime** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:09 am

Try to play a really bad country song on soundwave-try this with other 'cons around.
Braid movie jetfire's beard.
Ask starscream for a ride-then throw up in him if he agrees
Dress dirge up like a clown
Give shockwave a perscription for lenscrafters
Hump megatrons fusion cannon ( Tell him you can feel the power between your legs)
Put sugar in any of the autobots gas tanks.
Put balogna on sunstreaker..let it sit in the sun.
Put graffiti on optimus primes trailer I love megatron is a good phrase.