The Energon Pub

by **JaAm** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:10 pm

Bring up "TRUKK NOT MUNKEY" around Optimus Primal.

News Credits: 1 · by **TRANS+CRAZY** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:17 pm

Hmm, TF ways to kill myself?

For me, it will be annoying Barricade.

News Credits: 1 · by **The Chaos Bringer** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:00 pm

Give Monstructor a hug.

Play bloody knuckles with Predaking.

Meet the Breastforce in person and just try not to laugh.

Play musical chairs with Grandus(assume you're a micromaster)

by **JaAm** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:55 pm

Make fun of Erector, Windbreaker, Discharge, Heave, or Laser C*ck's name.

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:53 am

You forgot tackle waver.

News Credits: 3 · by **Stormwolf** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:30 am

Here's a 8 sureshot ways to kill yourself:

1. Watch RID.

2. Try to seriously work out a convulted way to have Dion rebuilt as UIltra Magnus or Ironhide. Eventhough his character was killed off then and there without any intention of bringing him back.

3. Edit all the season 3 scenes with Wheelie into a .avi file and let it run in a infinite loop. You'll kill yourself after 3 hours.

4. Play a G1 drinking game where you have to take a shot each time you see a plothole, a animation error or a weapon of the week that can't work. You'll die of alcohol poisoning by the time you're at Heavy Metal War.

5. Stick yourself into a room with a RIBFIR diehard and a FIBRIR diehard. I'm looking at a double murder here, you'll be gunned down by the police while trying to break out of there.

6. Watch six episodes of any series bar G1 with a Geewunner. You'll be annoyed to death.

7. Try to work out how Shockwave could have possibly blown up the Ark in DW's G1. The contradiction alone will make your head blow up. Good writing there Mad Brick :roll:

8. Go to Botcon dressed up as Daniel, the fat kid from Armada or Pat Lee. You'll get run over by a angry fan as soon as you reach the parkinglot.

by **Saberspark model H.** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:45 pm

1. Picking a fight with Rumble.
2. Telling ravage that he is a cute kitty.
3. Asking Soundwave if it feels good to have so many little things inside of him.
4. Telling Astrotrain that he has one too many alt modes.
5. Telling The Fallen that he looks like he steped out of an oven.
6. Telling Rodimus he is no Optimus Prime.
7. Telling Metroplex loose some weight.
8. Telling Jazz you hate the music that he listens to.
9. Talking about the video game Rampage with Devastator.
10. Trying to build stuff with Devastators help.
11. Telling Grimlock he is chicken.
12. Telling Ironhide he is gay.
13. Asking Optimus where his trailer goes everytime he transforms.
14. Asking Shockwave how did he loose his hand.
15. Saying I'm innocent to the Quintessions.
16. Asking Acree for anything personal.
17. Eating shusi in front of the Sharkticons.
18. Tell Preadaking how fuzzy and cute he looks.
19. Telling sunstreaker or sideswipe they're slow.

by **zombiebunny** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:25 pm

seriously in each one of these there is a dark twisted humor that is utterly hilarious...

well

1.trying to out rhyme Wheelie (brain=esplode)
2.saying Rumble and Frenzy are short
3.telling new Animated Prowl and Screamer they have big chins (they get very emotional then that turns into hate)
4.telling Blitzwing that his jet mode is a big clunky mess
5.calling tracks trucks

6.making a reference to Skywarp being man handled by Mirage and how Skywarp could have just teleported

7.asking Megatron if he is aware of the fan fic about him and Screamer...he won't kill you...just the fan fic writers
8.calling Megatron Megsie...I do all the time X D
9.imitating the transformer transforming noise in front of any TF...
10.asking Soundwave why were there two Frenzy's in the attackjing of Autobot city
11.asking Skywarp and Thundercracker why they were taking a bath together (sure kill there especially if you had the pic with you)

ummm...that's all I came up with hope you all thought they were clever and funny !

by **primezimm** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:31 pm

While standing next to Starscream, you open your new transformers chess set that you just got for Christmas and bust out laughing and shouting "Starscream is the decepticon queen".

by **Pyrostrata** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:02 pm

Stormwolf wrote:Here's a 8 sureshot ways to kill yourself:

1. Watch RID.

2. Try to seriously work out a convulted way to have Dion rebuilt as UIltra Magnus or Ironhide. Eventhough his character was killed off then and there without any intention of bringing him back.

3. Edit all the season 3 scenes with Wheelie into a .avi file and let it run in a infinite loop. You'll kill yourself after 3 hours.

4. Play a G1 drinking game where you have to take a shot each time you see a plothole, a animation error or a weapon of the week that can't work. You'll die of alcohol poisoning by the time you're at Heavy Metal War.

5. Stick yourself into a room with a RIBFIR diehard and a FIBRIR diehard. I'm looking at a double murder here, you'll be gunned down by the police while trying to break out of there.

6. Watch six episodes of any series bar G1 with a Geewunner. You'll be annoyed to death.

7. Try to work out how Shockwave could have possibly blown up the Ark in DW's G1. The contradiction alone will make your head blow up. Good writing there Mad Brick

8. Go to Botcon dressed up as Daniel, the fat kid from Armada or Pat Lee. You'll get run over by a angry fan as soon as you reach the parkinglot.

LMAO! Yer killin me! :))

by **JaAm** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:46 pm

Woah, 800 views, 60 replies, not bad for my first thread.

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:48 am

5 ways to die
1- Read this thread you'll die laughing.
2- Be wheeljacks test dummie.
3- be stuck in a room with galvatron.
4- Tell a stunticon there slow.
5- Try to pet transmetal 2 cheetor.

by **LicoriceSnoCone** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:16 pm

Demand that Ultra Magnus deal with that now
Tell Sunstreaker that Starscream is the sexier bot (fangirls only)
Tell Starscream he just needs someone to save him ('nother fangirl one)
Tell Arcee, Elita, Moonracer, Firestar, and Chromia that they need to stop spending so much time on the battlefield and get back to the kitchen

News Credits: 6 · by **Wing Zero Custom** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:12 pm

Getting in the wrong car

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:21 pm

beating unicron in an eating contest
ignore Wheelie while hes talking to u
tell devastator your stronger than him
call movie starscream hes fat
serve sound wave at a dancing contest

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:52 pm

I love this thread and here's a garenteed way to get yourself killed and that's to make fun of Longhaul for being devastator's crotch.

by *AUTOBOT STITH » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:48 pm

Make fun of Elita while Optimus is around!

by **Defcon!** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 5:40 pm

Ask soundwave to play the new cd you just bought! :grin:

by **Night Raid** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:21 pm

Being anywhere near Galvatron at any given time has to rank up there as being suicidal since the guy is about as sane as a bag of wet mice.

by **Defcon!** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:39 pm

Go up to laserbeak and say: Laserbeak want a cracker!

by **Defcon!** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:41 pm

Ask reflector to take your wedding photos.

by **Night Raid** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:44 pm

Way to double post, dude.

by **Defcon!** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:50 pm

Night Raid wrote:Way to double post, dude.

I know.

Fixed it.

by **Crossfire56** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:13 pm

Hmm, ways to die...I can think of a few!
1. Star in the original transformers movie, if you were part of the original line? They'd probably kill you off to bring in new characters.

2. Call Rodimus Prime a "flaming winnebago of love"
3. Call Energon Optimus Prime "Fatimus Prime" (I do that all the time anyway!)
4. Tell Armada Tidalwave he's a big, dumb f***.
5.Tell Armada Hot Shot he's just a rookie.
6.Get Movie Ironhide to demonstrate his firepower on you. (Ouch! Bet Optimus wouldn't approve of that!)
7.Offer to be target practise for Arcee....I bet you'll get an arrow in the back of the head from that one!
8.Tell Armada Prime (super mode) that he looks like he's wearing 'power pants'.
9.Say to Energon Rodimus, "WTF, first you're a sports car, then you're a winnebago, now you're a drag truck? You've really gained weight!"
10. Tell RID Megatron that his altmodes suck!

Okay, I can't think of anything more...How's that?