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Postby JaAm » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:32 am

step on an ant...

...right next to an insecticon.

Acting suspicious around red alert.

Tell a fangirl that starscream sucks.

Make Mr. Spock jokes around Shockwave.

try to put a Marilyn Manson Tape into soundwave's altmode. If he survive's he'll #%&$ing kill you.

Ask prime where his trailer goes. The truth is so complicated, your brain will explode.

Being Happy around Dirge.

Recomending that Unicron should go on a diet.

Just meet movie bonecrusher.
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Postby Jeysie » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:31 am

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JaAm wrote:step on an ant...

...right next to an insecticon.


Yes, that is a good way to die. :D
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Postby JaAm » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:12 pm

Jeysie wrote:
JaAm wrote:step on an ant...

...right next to an insecticon.


Yes, that is a good way to die. :D


Ohhhh... I thought that sounded familar!
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Postby Dead Metal » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:22 pm

Motto: "Don't do drugs, beer's cheaper anyway!"
Picking a fight with any G1 Human!
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Jeep! wrote:Why do I imagine Dead Metal sounding exactly like Arnie?
Intah-wib-buls?

Blurrz wrote:10/10

Leave it to Dead Metal to have the word 'Pronz' in his signature.
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Postby Glitcher » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:26 pm

Toss Megatron out a shuttle.
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Postby Pyrostrata » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:29 pm

Motto: "Autobots just BORE me!"
Weapon: Flamethrower Cannons
JaAm wrote:Tell a fangirl that starscream sucks.



LOL! True that!! :))



JaAm wrote:try to put a Marilyn Manson Tape into soundwave's altmode. If he survive's he'll #%&$ing kill you.


And I would not one bit blame him either! Manson sucks!




JaAm wrote:Just meet movie bonecrusher.


LOL!


Yer funny! Hell, this whole thread is a sure way to laugh!
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Caboose wrote:Time is not made out of lines! Time is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!


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Postby Dead Metal » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:30 pm

Motto: "Don't do drugs, beer's cheaper anyway!"
Tell Wheely you don't want to be his friend

Go up to Blaster and try to rub his Rubsign

Go and try to activate Movie Scorponoks gimik

Tell Cybertron Megatron that he looks like a Gay imitation of Unicron.
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Jeep! wrote:Why do I imagine Dead Metal sounding exactly like Arnie?
Intah-wib-buls?

Blurrz wrote:10/10

Leave it to Dead Metal to have the word 'Pronz' in his signature.
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Postby Pyrostrata » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:31 pm

Motto: "Autobots just BORE me!"
Weapon: Flamethrower Cannons
Dead Metal wrote:Tell Cybertron Megatron that he looks like a Gay imitation of Unicron.



Ohmy! *falls outta her chair, laughing*
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Cannabis Prime wrote:I didn't know a super-sonic jet could park on the grass like that!

Caboose wrote:Time is not made out of lines! Time is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!


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Postby Dead Metal » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:54 pm

Motto: "Don't do drugs, beer's cheaper anyway!"
Pyrostrata wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Tell Cybertron Megatron that he looks like a Gay imitation of Unicron.



Ohmy! *falls outta her chair, laughing*

:grin: Ah, I still have what it takes.
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Jeep! wrote:Why do I imagine Dead Metal sounding exactly like Arnie?
Intah-wib-buls?

Blurrz wrote:10/10

Leave it to Dead Metal to have the word 'Pronz' in his signature.
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Postby Electron » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:00 pm

Tell scourge hes a Cross dresser

Ask any Gestalt team member if there gay because they sure seem to enjoy combining, with the others
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Postby Pyrostrata » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:11 pm

Motto: "Autobots just BORE me!"
Weapon: Flamethrower Cannons
Electron wrote:Ask any Gestalt team member if there gay because they sure seem to enjoy combining, with the others



Yep...that'll make ya good and dead....on a molecular level! :grin:
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Cannabis Prime wrote:I didn't know a super-sonic jet could park on the grass like that!

Caboose wrote:Time is not made out of lines! Time is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!


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Postby Optimist Prime » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:20 pm

Motto: "One shall stand, one shall fall."
Weapon: Static Laser Gun
Go up to Megatron and say, "Pardon me sir, is that a giant phallus on your arm? Over-compensating a little?"
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Postby Bed Bugs » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:21 pm

Motto: "The Bigger The Buffet, The Better!"
Weapon: Black Magic
Help the Decepticons enslave your planet (Con's won't kill ya, but your fellow slaves might).

If you are a resident of any planet between Lithone and Cybertron.

Put a blind fold on Trypticon.

Sneak into Optimus' trailer before he transforms.
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Postby Pyrostrata » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:22 pm

Motto: "Autobots just BORE me!"
Weapon: Flamethrower Cannons
Actually telling Galvatron he's nuttier than a fruitcake.



hell, just uttering a word to Galvatron could get you shot, depending on whether you have reached the nominally-sane-version or the queen-bunghole-of-the-universe-version! :grin:
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Postby Sherade » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:52 am

TaiPoh wrote:that made me laugh!
btw, which series is this from? can't be Dreamwave, can it?

Actually, it is Dreamwave, at least this one.

Anyhoo, more suicide..Mention the word Go-Bot.
It doesn't matter which TF you talk to, you're dead.
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Postby greenbee » Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:34 am

Sherade wrote:
TaiPoh wrote:that made me laugh!
btw, which series is this from? can't be Dreamwave, can it?

Actually, it is Dreamwave, at least this one.

Anyhoo, more suicide..Mention the word Go-Bot.
It doesn't matter which TF you talk to, you're dead.
true! how about taking a case to the quintteson court! your dead for sure!
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Postby Justicity » Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:52 am

Finding a lost tape deck in the desert & insisting to bring it back to the Arc.

Living in resedence on one of the city-formers.

Go on a mission with Waspinator.

Making out with Megan Fox on top of Bumblebee always comes back to bite you in the ass.

Sure way to get yourself killed? Agree to go along with any scheme devised by any incarnation of Megatron.
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Postby DISCHARGE » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:06 am

Motto: "AnTagony IS the PitS. MoVe ALonG WoRMs. THis WarS NOT gOnNa WIN iTSelf!"
Weapon: Front-Mounted Anti-Matter Projector
NEW EXTREME SPORT:
Swimming with Sharkticons.
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Postby JaAm » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:30 pm

This may be a little of topic, but I wonder what a TF Jack@$$ would be like...

:-?
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Postby Zombie Starscream » Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:23 pm

Motto: "Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum."
Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle
Asking G1 Cyclonus if he really is the brother of the Easter Bunny.

Mistaking Starscream for a girl.

Playing "WILL he eat it?!!" games with Unicron, and then throwing stuff at him to see if he actually would eat it.

Telling one of the protoform Movie Transformers that their comet altmode reminds you of something that you just scooped out of the cat's litterbox.
I AM THAT WIERD FANGIRL YOU'VE HEARD OF.
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Postby JaAm » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:24 pm

Zombie Starscream wrote:Playing "WILL he eat it?!!" games with Unicron, and then throwing stuff at him to see if he actually would eat it.


You know, if I was Unicron, all you'd have to do was cover your entire your entire planet in tarter sauce and you'd be safe.
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Postby munkimus prime » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:28 pm

Motto: "I dislike fools and villains. And you seem to be both."
Weapon: Arm-Mounted Magnetic-Lock Destabilizer Cannon
Short change swindle.
be in 1 when they transform
be called wheelie hey id kill myself if i had that name.
calling a sweep scurge would piss scourge off
be perceptors guinea pig.
its late i'm going to bed.
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Postby JaAm » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:32 pm

munkimus prime wrote:be called wheelie hey id kill myself if i had that name.


The problem isn't with his name. The problem is the way he talks.
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ways to die

Postby GremlinGrimlock » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:58 pm

Solo attack on omnicron........
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Postby Scalpel » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:13 am

Motto: "It's not breaking in if you live there! - Me"
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Damolisher wrote:*Goes up to any Transformer* Hi, I'm Tramp! Have you ever realised that the Ultimate Guide says you do this, and yet you're doing something different? That's not right. Also, MTMTE 8 says you do this, and also, there don't happen to be any females around. You MUST have females, or you can't be lifeforms. Really. There has to be. And you must grow, because Wheelie acts like a child, and...


God Damolisher you really hate that dude. You take every chance you can to dis him. Though from what all I've read about him he deserves it.

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